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« Reply #615 on: December 26, 2017, 06:50:41 PM »

Merry Christmas David

Merry Christmas mate - looking for a nice lil.car, just a good runner doesn't even need it's own doors - got anything?

My mate who is in the trade has a very clean 2012 reg diesel Peugeot 208 in white. 120k miles, drives great. (He's been using it himself and I've ridden in it) He wants £3200 for it.

i think dave may have been have referring to a long running joke we had about an old fiesta i bought that turned out to be some sort of cut & shut, he refused to take it off my hands even though i offered him a fabulous deal, at a push i would say we've made the same joke for 6 years now haha


Yes, that's what I was referring to.

Merry Christmas.
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« Reply #616 on: December 26, 2017, 06:56:26 PM »

Merry Christmas David

Merry Christmas mate - looking for a nice lil.car, just a good runner doesn't even need it's own doors - got anything?

My mate who is in the trade has a very clean 2012 reg diesel Peugeot 208 in white. 120k miles, drives great. (He's been using it himself and I've ridden in it) He wants £3200 for it.

i think dave may have been have referring to a long running joke we had about an old fiesta i bought that turned out to be some sort of cut & shut, he refused to take it off my hands even though i offered him a fabulous deal, at a push i would say we've made the same joke for 6 years now haha


Yes, that's what I was referring to.

Merry Christmas.

I'm so confused, merry christmas! <3
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« Reply #617 on: December 27, 2017, 07:13:14 AM »

stood the test of time that joke, many young flashy jokes come and gone in its life :p

Happy New Year to you all Smiley
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« Reply #618 on: January 09, 2018, 01:36:54 PM »

found this recently. still made me laugh so hard.


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« Reply #619 on: January 10, 2018, 10:26:04 AM »

OMG

Hope you fall and have a completely non-threatening injury that causes no long term damage but some moderately uncomfortable temporary pain.

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« Reply #620 on: January 10, 2018, 10:50:19 AM »

there is just so much about it that is funny it's the gift that keeps giving.


the face.

the outfit.

the tagline.

the hands in pockets stance.



THE FACT IT IS YOU.


the midriff   







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« Reply #621 on: January 10, 2018, 12:29:58 PM »

ok upgraded to quite severe but fairly quickly passing temporary pain, perhaps the hot young paramedic needs to remove your trousers and its a VERY cold day as well.

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« Reply #622 on: January 10, 2018, 03:19:01 PM »

Haha what an amazing read this blog is, thanks for writing/posting it.  Can't believe I've never seen this before.
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« Reply #623 on: January 10, 2018, 03:33:00 PM »

That crop-top is creepy.
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« Reply #624 on: January 10, 2018, 07:02:18 PM »

That crop-top is creepy.

he was young Ralf. we all make mistakes....
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« Reply #625 on: January 10, 2018, 07:33:28 PM »

gif has a full set of fingers.  clearly an imposter.
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« Reply #626 on: January 10, 2018, 07:44:50 PM »

Frankly I'm disappointed there isn't a debaucherous tale to be told after Rob Cross shipped the darts. You must have had plenty on Dave?
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« Reply #627 on: January 10, 2018, 08:07:30 PM »

Frankly I'm disappointed there isn't a debaucherous tale to be told after Rob Cross shipped the darts. You must have had plenty on Dave?

Agreed there really should be.  These past their best internet kids are still only 30!  I wasn't even a pro punter at 30 and larging it at any opportunity given the chance.  #kidsgrowuptoosoonnowadays
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« Reply #628 on: January 10, 2018, 09:21:59 PM »

gif has a full set of fingers.  clearly an imposter.

this was clearly pre gate-gate as I guess we should refer to it as 
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« Reply #629 on: January 11, 2018, 02:10:36 PM »

gif has a full set of fingers.  clearly an imposter.

this was clearly pre gate-gate as I guess we should refer to it as 

Haha, exactly doobs, plus he doesn't have my rugged, earthy mystique. Obvious really unless you're some backwards delinquent like Andrew.

I actually miss you BTW titty, eve though you're a massive **** <3
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