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« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2016, 11:51:33 AM »

Any mealtime porridge.


1 cup milled/old fashioned oats.

1 ½ cups semi skimmed milk.

1 good pinch of salt.

1 heaped teaspoon sugar.

1 dessert spoon honey.

1 level dessert spoon mixed seeds.

1 heaped dessert spoon chopped almonds.

1 small handful dry roast peanuts.


Put porridge and milk into a large bowl and microwave for 5 minutes. You're looking for a cake like consistency, i.e. turn the bowl over and nothing falls out.

Scatter on the other ingredients in the order they are listed.

Enjoy.

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« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2016, 12:35:05 PM »


Dry Roasted peanuts?
That's a new one on me.
Can't wait to see the Mrs face when I try that one.

Microwave? you surprise me again.
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« Reply #32 on: September 13, 2016, 12:40:01 PM »

If it won't fall out of the bowl how are we supposed to scatter it on to everything else?
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« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2016, 12:56:09 PM »

If it won't fall out of the bowl how are we supposed to scatter it on to everything else?


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« Reply #34 on: September 13, 2016, 01:58:07 PM »

If it won't fall out of the bowl how are we supposed to scatter it on to everything else?



 
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« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2016, 02:20:49 PM »

Any alternative cooking method for those of us without a microwave?
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« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2016, 02:27:10 PM »

Any alternative cooking method for those of us without a microwave?

You could try wrapping it in clay and leaving it in the embers of the fire overnight.
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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2016, 11:13:43 AM »

Go on, try it. You'll like it.



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« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2016, 11:51:58 AM »

That's exactly how I eat my porridge. Apart from the seeds. And the nuts. And the salt. And the microwave.

Cold oats ftw. Family think I was a horse in a previous life.
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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2016, 12:00:02 PM »

That's exactly how I eat my porridge. Apart from the seeds. And the nuts. And the salt. And the microwave.

Cold oats ftw. Family think I was a horse in a previous life.

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« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2016, 12:00:40 PM »

The cup of tea looks good.

Wouldn't a knife and fork be better?
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« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2016, 12:12:39 PM »

The cup of tea looks good.

Wouldn't a knife and fork be better?


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« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2016, 12:55:49 PM »

Any alternative cooking method for those of us without a microwave?

You could try wrapping it in clay and leaving it in the embers of the fire overnight.
The rumour when I was a young lad was that was how the local Gypsies cooked Hedgehogs. Not as willing as I was back then to believe this now.
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« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2016, 01:13:55 PM »

Any alternative cooking method for those of us without a microwave?

You could try wrapping it in clay and leaving it in the embers of the fire overnight.
The rumour when I was a young lad was that was how the local Gypsies cooked Hedgehogs. Not as willing as I was back then to believe this now.

You missed the hedgehog story a few weeks back? 
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« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2016, 01:24:58 PM »

Any alternative cooking method for those of us without a microwave?

You could try wrapping it in clay and leaving it in the embers of the fire overnight.
The rumour when I was a young lad was that was how the local Gypsies cooked Hedgehogs. Not as willing as I was back then to believe this now.

You missed the hedgehog story a few weeks back? 
It would seem so.
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