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« Reply #30 on: April 30, 2006, 11:22:01 AM »

The law is an ass. we get done for treason merely for admiring the beauty of our sovereign while you get away with putting salad cream on fried eggs
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« Reply #31 on: April 30, 2006, 11:42:05 AM »

The law is an ass. we get done for treason merely for admiring the beauty of our sovereign while you get away with putting salad cream on fried eggs

 
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« Reply #32 on: April 30, 2006, 11:47:18 AM »

From the correct colours for condiment containers to mating with monarchs. Ain't blonde great.
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« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2006, 09:22:24 PM »


Nonsense! The Queen is a M-I-F

OMG, I had to read this twice. I am so glad you didn't write what I thought you had, this is a family forum after all

I'm glad I wasn't the only one!
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« Reply #34 on: April 30, 2006, 09:39:41 PM »

Why wasnt the ketchup in the fridge?
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« Reply #35 on: April 30, 2006, 09:40:44 PM »

Brown sauce on bacon for God's sake Tighty.

I fort u wuz edukated?

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« Reply #36 on: April 30, 2006, 09:48:24 PM »

Lets get a few things straight

I dislike HP, brown sauce etc. They are not an option.

I knew i was out of ketchup but of course forgot before going to supermarket. I am a bloke. I do not make shopping lists. Shopping lists are for those with routines and well ordered lives

My life is as well ordered as the contents of John Prescott's underpants

Ketcup does not belong in the fridge. Its in thew cupboard above the fridge. Next to the family pack of kitkats, the three year old tin of sweet and sour sauce and the cup a soups.

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« Reply #37 on: April 30, 2006, 09:52:34 PM »

Am i alone on the fridge issue?
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« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2006, 09:55:50 PM »

yes.
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« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2006, 09:56:04 PM »

Marmite is wonderful.
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« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2006, 09:57:17 PM »

Am i alone on the fridge issue?

No, once opened it should be kept in the fridge.
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« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2006, 09:59:02 PM »

Am i alone on the fridge issue?

No, once opened it should be kept in the fridge.

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« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2006, 10:01:22 PM »

And another thing... Brown sauce, vile stuff! Ketchup for bacon sarnies  Cheesy
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« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2006, 10:03:16 PM »

Yesterday I found half a bottle of ketchup in my fridge. I have no idea how it got there as I hate the stuff and have never in my life bought any.
It is now in the bin which IMO is where all ketchup should be kept.
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« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2006, 10:15:27 PM »

Yesterday I found half a bottle of ketchup in my fridge. I have no idea how it got there as I hate the stuff and have never in my life bought any.
It is now in the bin which IMO is where all ketchup should be kept.

Can you send it to Tighty? He's run out....
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