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Mrs Red "Check out my new plug in orange juice sprayer".
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Daughter "What a time to be alive"
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"Mr Djokoviv is challenging the call, the ball was called out".
Mrs Red: "If he's right does that man have to say sorry?"
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Mrs Red's insult, reserved for a special few. I've herd it loads of times over the years but today for some reason I actually listened to the words and they made me laugh.
"That stinking drawered bitch".
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Me: "I just took a photo of the fan and a shutter speed of 1/400 didn't freeze the movement, what does that prove?"""
Mrs Red: "Do I really need to answer?"
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Reds post on the TTPYO thread got me remembering that on a visit to the cinema my then 4 year old son asked for some cock porn from the young blushing lady who served us.
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Quote from: RED-DOG on August 27, 2019, 12:54:51 PM
Me: "I just took a photo of the fan and a shutter speed of 1/400 didn't freeze the movement, what does that prove?"""
Mrs Red: "Do I really need to answer?"
Haha, that's just a perfect answer
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Me: Shows Mrs Red some dramatic footage of yesterday's terrorist attack, filmed by some bloke from a second floor bedroom.
Mrs Red" OMG! Look at the state if his window sill.
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Me: (rummaging through my underwear drawer) "I can't decide which of these underpants turn you on the most".
Mrs Red: "I like the ones without the skid-marks".
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Mrs Red lectures me about leaving the sink and nail brush dirty as she wipes it down.
"All you have to do is rub your wet hands over the sink and rinse the nail brush under the tap"
Me: "You know your problem don't you?"
Mrs R: No.
Me: You haven't got a wife.
I think I'm in the doghouse.
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According to Mrs Red, when I have a wash I splash about like one of them waterhogs.
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We're just back from a week away in the camper.
One evening we parked up in a secluded spot down a quiet, one car an hour type country lane.
We read for an hour or so, watched a DVD, had a wash, ate our dinner and then got ready for bed.
Unnoticed by me, Mrs Red rinsed out her smalls and hung them out of sight of the road on the wing mirror nearest the hedge.
Later that night the van was rocked quite violently by a sudden gust of wind.
Imagine my confusion when Mrs Red piped up,
"Woah! What if my drawers blow off and cause an accident."
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Mrs Red picked some small, dry, wizened blackberries and then found another bush with large succulent ones.
We still have to eat the small dry ones though, because she doesn't wand them to die in vain.
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I have devoped a habit over the years of just saying the letter "F" rather than swearing. The other day when confronted by some appaling driving I went "JFC". My eldest pipes up, what does JFC mean? So I said well the first word is Jesus, you can guess the rest.
She replies "Jesus Fucking *****?"
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Quote from: Doobs on February 25, 2022, 09:38:27 AM
I have devoped a habit over the years of just saying the letter "F" rather than swearing. The other day when confronted by some appaling driving I went "JFC". My eldest pipes up, what does JFC mean? So I said well the first word is Jesus, you can guess the rest.
She replies "Jesus Fucking *****?"
Oh dear... Lol.
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