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« Reply #225 on: August 15, 2013, 01:16:29 PM » |
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Granddaughter Leonie: "Here mam, hold this while I clean me teef." | Click to see full-size image. |
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« Reply #226 on: August 15, 2013, 01:32:31 PM » |
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Wow... When did dental care become free....?
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« Reply #227 on: September 07, 2013, 09:22:48 AM » |
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Me: Vous avez merde?
Mrs Red: Oui.
Me: What, as well?
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« Reply #228 on: September 07, 2013, 02:26:53 PM » |
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My daughter Nicole wanted all summer to do a Lemonade stand!
Today we did just that. She was as happy as Miss Happy in a happy shop buying bundles of happiness.
*edit - made profit of £3.90.
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« Reply #229 on: September 08, 2013, 12:05:23 AM » |
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Me: Vous avez merde?
Mrs Red: Oui.
Me: What, as well?
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\"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented.\" - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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« Reply #230 on: September 08, 2013, 06:21:43 AM » |
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Me: Vous avez merde?
Mrs Red: Oui.
Me: What, as well?
Frogerti gib. [/quote Too good. |
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« Reply #231 on: September 09, 2013, 04:46:05 PM » |
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Mrs Red as I turn on the radio in the bedroom at 00:50.
"Oh no! Not dogger bite again....."
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« Reply #232 on: September 09, 2013, 04:56:07 PM » |
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Mrs Red as I turn on the radio in the bedroom at 00:50.
"Oh no! Not dogger bite again....."
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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« Reply #233 on: April 18, 2014, 03:13:24 PM » |
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Text from Bridie.
Are you doing anything interesting?
Yes. It starts with e and ends with ting.
Existing?
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« Reply #234 on: June 21, 2014, 06:57:59 PM » |
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Mrs Red - You know that new Indian Restaurant called 'The Monsoon'? Me - Yes. Mrs Red - Well it's gone now. Me- That didn't reign long.  |
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« Reply #235 on: July 11, 2014, 05:19:27 PM » |
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Me: you're a terrible procrastinator.
Bridie: I know, but I'm going to stop procrastinating later.
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« Reply #236 on: November 06, 2014, 09:04:53 AM » |
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Me: Why is this shopping list on such a small piece of paper?
Mrs R: I don't like to waste paper.
Me: But you've torn a post-it note in two, what did you do with the other half?
Mrs R: That is the other half.
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« Reply #237 on: November 06, 2014, 09:45:42 AM » |
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A girl I knew at Uni, famously 'blonde', despite being brunette, was once ordered to get her ass to the kitchen and make a pot of tea.
She returned with a kettle and five mugs and went to begin pouring. "WTF is going on". "I've made a kettle of tea". "Que"?
She had put teabags, milk, sugar, and water into the kettle and boiled.
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« Reply #238 on: November 06, 2014, 01:47:35 PM » |
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A girl I knew at Uni, famously 'blonde', despite being brunette, was once ordered to get her ass to the kitchen and make a pot of tea.
She returned with a kettle and five mugs and went to begin pouring. "WTF is going on". "I've made a kettle of tea". "Que"?
She had put teabags, milk, sugar, and water into the kettle and boiled.
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« Reply #239 on: November 06, 2014, 01:51:14 PM » |
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She and several others I met in University life who had led very sheltered existences. She was a great girl though so will forgive her dumbness at times.
I recall one conversation we were having were she simply responded 'What's an android'?
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