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« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2006, 05:48:12 PM »

you're rubbish?
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« Reply #31 on: August 21, 2006, 07:38:46 PM »

My Favorite is Dave Barnes constant moan when he gets outdrawn by a new player "F*&@ing Internet Players"
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« Reply #32 on: August 21, 2006, 07:47:01 PM »

"Ship it"

"I'm Barry from Sheffield, who the f-bomb are you?"
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« Reply #33 on: August 21, 2006, 08:09:37 PM »

Table I was at, 1 guy goes all in with KK and gets a call from a guy with JJ.  Mr. JJ hits the case J on the river for the outdraw and is bertaed for his call by the departing player, when the player leaves, Mr. JJ says "Ive got Jacks, Im not folding them.  The way I see it Jacks V Kings is a 50/50"

*flop* "Mission impossible" *Turn* "Mission possible!!!" *River* "Mission F*cked!"
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« Reply #34 on: August 21, 2006, 08:14:28 PM »


 Mr. JJ says "Ive got Jacks, Im not folding them.  The way I see it Jacks V Kings is a 50/50"


 

Thats quality, I wasn't even there but I think thats my best ever quote I've been told about.

You must point this muppet out Boba so I know i'm in front when he says its 50/50
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« Reply #35 on: August 21, 2006, 10:27:39 PM »

Matey boy to me in a live game "You play like a girl"

me "thank god - I thought these boobs were just stuck on"

he tilted out not long after  Grin Grin

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« Reply #36 on: August 21, 2006, 11:38:16 PM »

'look,I had outs'
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« Reply #37 on: August 21, 2006, 11:46:54 PM »

My 1st live game I got knocked out by a blind 80 year old women (I jest not). She hit runner runner flush to knock me out, and was suprised she had won by saying

"Ohh good I saw my red cards and hoped they were diamonds".


I coudn't stop laughing she was serious. o'rly? yahhhhhhhh
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« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2006, 12:48:27 AM »

Guy calling John Higgin's all-in at a comp in cincins:

"You're snookered mate!"
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« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2006, 04:09:43 AM »

Guy calling John Higgin's all-in at a comp in cincins:

"You're snookered mate!"

Love it!
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« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2006, 09:13:15 AM »

Guy calling John Higgin's all-in at a comp in cincins:

"You're snookered mate!"

very funny at Stanleys.. John Higgins just knocked out of the comp...in walks this karaoke singer (massive muppet) and tells John "You know... I like snooker but was quite a pool player myself"...John of course has heard this crap many a time and you can see him think something along the lines of "Please  God let me Die!". The the guy says "So you like the poker then?" John says with a straight face "Yeah but I'm more of a bridge player myself" ....
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« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2006, 11:30:25 AM »

"Oh yeah? Well as soon as I get some more money on this account, I'll kick your ass heads up. Can anyone transfer me $5 please?'

"they were  sooted"

"Speaking of bad calls, God made a bad call when he made your face. Like you said I made a bad call and your face, that's also a bad call. By God. The making your face the way he did. Which is worse than my call. Because you're ugly, and it's God's fault.'

'God, I am surrounded by bingo twats'

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« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2006, 11:51:08 AM »


 Mr. JJ says "Ive got Jacks, Im not folding them.  The way I see it Jacks V Kings is a 50/50"


 

Thats quality, I wasn't even there but I think thats my best ever quote I've been told about.

You must point this muppet out Boba so I know i'm in front when he says its 50/50

That might have been me  Grin. Everytime i outdraw someone i like to wind them up with crazy statements like that. In a tournie I had AQ v AK once and outdrew the guy. After i told the guy it was a 50-50 - either i'll hit my queen or you'll hit your king. Fairly simple logic i thought  Cool. The guy went totally off the handle callin me everything under the sun. Four hands later, I had all his chips when he called my Kings with QJo.
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« Reply #43 on: August 22, 2006, 02:00:17 PM »

My all time favourite comes from the GS club a couple of years ago.

It was the last hand  before the freeze-out of a £50 re-buy.
The player to my right is the BB and on the phone to his other half.
He checks the flop next to act goes all-in, next player all-in, back to the BB
Who says into the phone.

“hold on a sec love 2 players have gone all-in and I have the nuts so I have to call” dad dont dance
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« Reply #44 on: August 22, 2006, 02:10:47 PM »

Dunno about "favourite" but there are two that always wind me up when typed in the chatbox online:

"Sorry" - No your not, you are sat there starring at your screen having just made the worst call since the dawn of internet poker and you are stunned that your bad play has been rewarded, you laughed out loud when the third running card on the river gave you that virtually impossible backdoor draw and now you are sat there with a big grin on your face. You clapped twice as the chips were being slid in your direction and at this moment you are giving the air a quick fist pump by way of celebration. The last thing on your mind is the welfare of the person whom you have just outdrawn - namely me!!!

"good game" (or more commonly just "gg") - GOOD?!?!? GOOD?!?!? Please explain what is so "GOOD" about it? You've just seen me be on the wrong end of the biggest travesty of justice since this pokerroom began trading, you've just witnessed me lose to a runner runner runner gutshot straight when we are only 3 places off the money - how pray tell is this "good" from my perspective?

Of course i'm a good loser really - honest  0:-)
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