Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary

[POWWWWWWWW]

Gl Tikay.

[tikay]

Gl Tikay.

Thanks Mr Pow. You back home now?

[redsimon]

Good luck Tony, Wouldn't have a reentry after level 4 tbh. Hopefully one bullet will be enough!

[tikay]

The slide continued as we began Level 4 (150-300), then we got it all in with the flopped nuts on a board with only one low card, (Q-Q-4) but my customer with A-2 was stubborn and called me down for her entire stack and eventually rivered her low to chop. Bizarre really.

Then we won a small pot to get us back to starting.

It's 3 & 4 bet with any 4 stuff, so an accident is entirely possible. If we run into something and do the lot I would consider a re-entry, but not beyond level 6.

[tikay]

Good luck Tony, Wouldn't have a reentry after level 4 tbh. Hopefully one bullet will be enough!

See my previous post, but yeah, let's hope it is not needed.

[POWWWWWWWW]

Gl Tikay.

Thanks Mr Pow. You back home now?

Yup back home and moved house, been a hectic couple of weeks.

[tikay]

I am in seat 9, and in seat 6, directly opposite me, a young lady, maybe 25 years old, has arrived.

Fair to say she is well designed, constructed and maintained.

Accentuating this, she is wearing a top emblazoned with "HOOTERS". It is also quite evident that she must have dressed in a hurry this morning, as she clearly omitted to put her brassiere on, or "bra" as the kids call them these days.

This is all well and good of course, but becomes something of a severe distraction every time she plays a hand, as she leans forward excessively to see her cards and the board.

One tries to avert one's gaze, naturally, but it's really not easy, where is one supposed to look in these spots?

Meanwhile, back to the poker, and we can't find a hand.

[hhyftrftdr]

I am in seat 9, and in seat 6, directly opposite me, a young lady, maybe 25 years old, has arrived.

Fair to say she is well designed, constructed and maintained.

Accentuating this, she is wearing a top emblazoned with "HOOTERS". It is also quite evident that she must have dressed in a hurry this morning, as she clearly omitted to put her brassiere on, or "bra" as the kids call them these days.

This is all well and good of course, but becomes something of a severe distraction every time she plays a hand, as she leans forward excessively to see her cards and the board.

One tries to avert one's gaze, naturally, but it's really not easy, where is one supposed to look in these spots?

Meanwhile, back to the poker, and we can't find a hand.

Rip her a new arsehole.

[david3103]

I am in seat 9, and in seat 6, directly opposite me, a young lady, maybe 25 years old, has arrived.

Fair to say she is well designed, constructed and maintained.

Accentuating this, she is wearing a top emblazoned with "HOOTERS". It is also quite evident that she must have dressed in a hurry this morning, as she clearly omitted to put her brassiere on, or "bra" as the kids call them these days.

This is all well and good of course, but becomes something of a severe distraction every time she plays a hand, as she leans forward excessively to see her cards and the board.

One tries to avert one's gaze, naturally, but it's really not easy, where is one supposed to look in these spots?

Meanwhile, back to the poker, and we can't find a hand.

Best not do any willy twiddling, it may be misinterpreted.

[EvilPie]

I am in seat 9, and in seat 6, directly opposite me, a young lady, maybe 25 years old, has arrived.

Fair to say she is well designed, constructed and maintained.

Accentuating this, she is wearing a top emblazoned with "HOOTERS". It is also quite evident that she must have dressed in a hurry this morning, as she clearly omitted to put her brassiere on, or "bra" as the kids call them these days.

This is all well and good of course, but becomes something of a severe distraction every time she plays a hand, as she leans forward excessively to see her cards and the board.

One tries to avert one's gaze, naturally, but it's really not easy, where is one supposed to look in these spots?

Meanwhile, back to the poker, and we can't find a hand.

Finally a hand I can offer some advice on.

I find looking at her boobs is optimal in these situations. Boob are quite an incredible item especially when packaged as described.

Sunglasses are optional if you don't want to get caught. These are usually only an option in the beach scenario but poker offers an exciting new opportunity to use them for maximum gawpage.

Good luck mate.

[MANTIS01]

What an absolutely terrible predicament to find yourself in. Playing poker in Vegas with an ample-chested hooters girl popping out during every hand. I feel really sorry for you mate.

Just don't let her give you a banana during the game.

[tikay]

Yes, "gawpage" best describes the situation. Awkward.

There is also another similar situation. The Restrooms here are accessed via the adjacent Convention Centre, where today they are holding a Cheerleader Competition for 8 to 15 year olds. To say they are provocatively dressed would be an understatement. The mid break Restroom visit had to take place with lowered eyes, it really did. It's a bit like the DTD valets thing, it's rude to stare, but it's actually difficult not to.

[Longines]

[jakally]

The mid break Restroom visit had to take place with lowered eyes, it really did.

Are you sure you were in the correct toilets?

[animalpoker]

Good luck!

6 handed has to be a bonus although 6 hours of re-entries seems a bit much.

We are currently 9 handed, so I am guessing this is not 6 Max.

I'm guessing that your getting seat #9 might have been a clue...

Too sharp for me, Ralph.

We are running a little too freely today, 18,000 after level one. Decent table (as in not decent), the only headache is the kid to my immediate left. He is under 50, so has no right be in this really.

Incidentally, you mentioned superman a week or so back, and I encountered him a few days ago in his new guise as Batman. Thinks kicked off again, obv. Story to follow in a day or two.

Looking forward to this story, bring it on sooner please