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« Reply #53535 on: May 21, 2019, 11:55:20 AM »


Shamelessly stolen from Next Door's Forum, I was introduced to the delight's of a chap named Jack Handey.

You ever heard of him? He's a new one on me, a sort of really quirky comedian.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey


Quirky? Well yes, this sort of stuff;



If you're a cowboy and you are dragging a guy behind your horse , I bet it would really make you mad if you looked behind and he was reading a magazine



Let’s be honest: Isn’t a lot of what we call tap dancing really just nerves?


One bad thing about Lassie, she was always warning you about something; let me be surprised for a change.






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« Reply #53536 on: May 22, 2019, 10:52:21 PM »


 
We don't do politics on this Diary, but this outbreak of milk-shake throwing is not good, & whilst I have no time at all for Farage, I don't think chucking milkshakes at him or any other prominent Politician is a good thing at all. Gawd knows where it will all end. It'll be Mrs May or Boris next, & that's hardly the right way to oil the wheels of sensible debate. 

Having said that, it does give the newspapers an opportunity to indulge in their favourite hobby of punnage. I'm not sure what it is about puns, they are very Ryanair, we all pretend to despise them, but really we like them.

Today's headlines include;

Shaken, but not deterred.

Shaken & stirred

Politics is not all milk & honey.

Brexit Party shake-down.




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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
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« Reply #53537 on: May 23, 2019, 09:22:25 AM »

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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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« Reply #53538 on: May 23, 2019, 09:30:18 AM »


^^^^

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I'm SO dithery & disorganised, you would not believe.

But you've done it now, I'm so angry with you & that Marky fella for nagging me that I might just put it up today. In fact **** it, I will. 
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« Reply #53539 on: May 23, 2019, 09:31:50 AM »


 
We don't do politics on this Diary, but this outbreak of milk-shake throwing is not good, & whilst I have no time at all for Farage, I don't think chucking milkshakes at him or any other prominent Politician is a good thing at all. Gawd knows where it will all end. It'll be Mrs May or Boris next, & that's hardly the right way to oil the wheels of sensible debate. 

Having said that, it does give the newspapers an opportunity to indulge in their favourite hobby of punnage. I'm not sure what it is about puns, they are very Ryanair, we all pretend to despise them, but really we like them.

Today's headlines include;

Shaken, but not deterred.

Shaken & stirred

Politics is not all milk & honey.

Brexit Party shake-down.




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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?


Well in that case, here's a marketing initiative that I fancy Lord Mantis would approve of, which was (if Twitter can be believed) seen outside a Polling Station this morning.


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« Reply #53540 on: May 23, 2019, 02:10:17 PM »


^^^^

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I'm SO dithery & disorganised, you would not believe.

But you've done it now, I'm so angry with you & that Marky fella for nagging me that I might just put it up today. In fact **** it, I will. 

I'll be loading the basket of my Victory 10 up with milkshakes, if it's not up today!
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« Reply #53541 on: May 23, 2019, 06:15:05 PM »


Seen on the Twitter, where some wag had asked "Dad of the Day?"



https://twitter.com/7737_44/status/1130720524848570368
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« Reply #53542 on: May 23, 2019, 09:23:04 PM »


Seen on the Twitter, where some wag had asked "Dad of the Day?"



https://twitter.com/7737_44/status/1130720524848570368

 
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« Reply #53543 on: May 23, 2019, 09:53:25 PM »

2019 Vegas Staking Adventure


Here's the probable schedule;

11th June; Orleans $150 PLO8

13th June; Venetian $1,100 PLO8 8 Max

15th June; Venetian $600 Big O

16th June; Venetian $1,100 PLO8

17th June; Binions $550 PLO8

23rd June; Venetian $1,100 PLO8  (alternatives are Orleans $400 PLO8 or Binions $550 PLO8)

24th June; Golden Nugget $360 Big O

25th June; WSOP $1,500 PLO8

26th June; Venetian $800 Omaha Mix

27th June; WSOP $1,500 MIX

Total = $8,760 = £6,920

Purchases set at today’s rate of £0.79 to $1. Returns will be at rate prevailing when repayments made. No Mark-Up, obv.

You can buy a fixed %, or a lump sum (£50, £100 or whatever). Day 2’s or unavailability for any reason will reduce the total. If total entries reduce, the % purchased will increase pro-rata.

All stakes will be converted to a % of the total actually spent in Reg Fees.

1% costs £69, 2% = £138, 2.5% = £172.50, 5% = £345.

£50 buys 0.73%, £100 buys 1.46%, £150 buys 2.19%, £250 buys 3.65%, £500 buys 7.3%. (All approx).

Sold so far;

Regards (Power); £237 = 3.4%

The following have requested a %, so it’s reserved if they still want it;

Knottikay, 8th April

Karma Dope, 9th April

Supernova by PM


With blonde traffic so much reduced since last year, & the Diary being MIA this year, there’s no danger of this selling out, but all previous investors are guaranteed action if they wish it. New investors welcome of course.

Otherwise, it’s all as previous years. I think I’ve covered everything, but if I’ve forgotten something, nudge me please.

BOOKED; MPower £237 (3.4%)

PAID;

Regards (MPower) £237





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« Reply #53544 on: May 23, 2019, 09:58:41 PM »

Better burn off $100, for japes.
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« Reply #53545 on: May 23, 2019, 10:18:43 PM »

Better burn off $100, for japes.

Thanks Marky, booked, will start a proper booked/paid list tomorrow.
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« Reply #53546 on: May 23, 2019, 10:19:31 PM »

I’ll take 2% because it’ll save me having to give any money to Help The Aged this year.
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« Reply #53547 on: May 23, 2019, 10:20:23 PM »


And in surprise news, £500 BOOKED by elderly miserable bloke from Nottingham.

Details tomorrow, when I do the booked/paid list.
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« Reply #53548 on: May 23, 2019, 10:20:53 PM »

I’ll take 2% because it’ll save me having to give any money to Help The Aged this year.

Ha, thank you Mr T, BOOKED.
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« Reply #53549 on: May 23, 2019, 10:21:57 PM »


And in surprise news, £500 BOOKED by elderly miserable bloke from Nottingham.

Details tomorrow, when I do the booked/paid list.

For clarity, this does not refer to bookiebasher. It could, but it doesn't.
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