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tikay
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Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary
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October 11, 2008, 02:53:09 PM »
Quote from: Karabiner on October 11, 2008, 02:47:12 PM
A penis merchant ?
Entirely acceptable.
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October 11, 2008, 02:57:36 PM »
Tony the board was 942 where i bet 25 with T763 you called the turn came the 7 so i checked behind now i know i am ahead when the river paired the 4 i couldn't believe my luck when you bet 75......
Somehow despite losing i think 3 2k pots i managed to cash out £3730 at the end of the night, quite handy when i was in for £3720!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
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October 11, 2008, 04:07:46 PM »
It must be tough to be a rip-off merchant if you are a penis. Tricking elderly people is not going to be easy if you are a penis. I doubt they will believe you are from the Gas Board. Much better to be a sentry or something imo.
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October 11, 2008, 04:10:06 PM »
Oops. Just realised we are talking about Tikay. Please disregard the sentry comment.
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Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary
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Whose penis did you rip off ?
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Quote from: MANTIS01 on October 11, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
Oops. Just realised we are talking about Tikay. Please disregard the sentry comment.
Listen - I can still stand to attention.
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Quote from: ShatnerPants on October 11, 2008, 04:20:55 PM
Whose penis did you rip off ?
No idea - the Comment was anonymous. From which I deduce it was extremely small.
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Quote from: tikay on October 11, 2008, 05:10:38 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on October 11, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
Oops. Just realised we are talking about Tikay. Please disregard the sentry comment.
Listen - I can still stand to attention.
Maybe, but collapsing on duty after 2 minutes would not be ideal imo.
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Re: Vegas & The Aftermath - Diary
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Quote from: MANTIS01 on October 11, 2008, 05:33:01 PM
Quote from: tikay on October 11, 2008, 05:10:38 PM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on October 11, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
Oops. Just realised we are talking about Tikay. Please disregard the sentry comment.
Listen - I can still stand to attention.
Maybe, but collapsing on duty after 2 minutes would not be ideal imo.
Collapsing on duty? Steady on. We wrinklies refer to that as "downtime".
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October 11, 2008, 06:20:52 PM »
I had an e-Mail from Gutshot this week, announcing their Online PokerRoom is now "back Online", la de da de da. It's clearly written by some kid in a PR/Marketing outfit.
I have a lifelong aversion to PR peeps, & the dross they ask us to read. I mean, honestly, do they really think that anyone - anyone at all - would believe phrases such as this? (C & P from the e-Mail).
Gutshot Are Also Delighted To Announce That Gutshot Is Now Part Of The Best Poker Network In The Universe.
Best network in the universe? Well, fancy that.
Wow. (Believe children, believe).
Note, by the way, the use of upper case letters at the start of every word. Is Grammar* not still on the agenda in schools? Did you ever see a sentence written so badly, in your entire life? (Those emenating from Ironside excepted).
Sheesh.
I wish Gutshot, & all who sail in her, the very best of luck, but please, don't foul my inbox with such ill-written nonsense as that. It irritates me.
If they write to me & say "We have moved to a new network now, it's here" (with a Link) that's all anyone could ever wish for, surely? In that, most of us are grown-up, & pretty much like to work these things out for ourselves.
I've had a nap this afternoon, & have just woken up. Luckily, I don't wake up in a grumpy mood.
* Edited due to incorrect spelling. Oh, the irony.
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October 11, 2008, 06:23:24 PM »
At your age the last sentence should read
I've had a nap this afternoon, & have just woken up. Luckily, I woke up.
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Quote from: Colchester Kev on October 11, 2008, 06:23:24 PM
At your age the last sentence should read
I've had a nap this afternoon, & have just woken up. Luckily, I woke up.
Shut it.
I've just re-read that Gutshot e-Mail, & found this sentence - cut & pasted precisely "as is".
Make Sure You Stay Tuned For All of Our Upcoming Promotions, Rewards, Freerolls & Guaranteed Tournaments Plus Whole Lot More.
In this sentence, our Upper-Case friend got a little confused.....
".....to Download the Free poker Software and Join us on The Tables".
Mr Longley would turn in his grave. He taught English at my school. Not to me, mind.
To my friends at Gutshot - honestly, I wish you well, & anyway, you've had some nice free spam on blonde. But please, don't send me any more nonsense like that.
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October 11, 2008, 06:39:21 PM »
I also had an e-Mail from Mansion Poker, announcing their switch across to i-Poker network.
Two questions (plus supplementaries) from me on that.....
1) How much added-value did Mansion throw at the market with that daily Online Comp they used to run, last year I think? And did it work?
2) They are - so the e-Mail says - giving away money left right & centre. (Not really, but they say they are). Can we assume that they are strictly street-legal as to the "maximum loyalty bonus" that i-Poker allows it's Clients, such as blonde, to offer? I mean, can you dress up loyalty bonus or rakeback in some other form & get round the network rules that way?
Just curious.
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And finally (deep breath), two kindly blondes have just PM'd me to tell me I spelt "grammar" wrongly - & I had.
Groan.
Foot, gun, shoot.
I shall Edit now, & go crawl into a hole.
By the way, apologies still in place as to PM's not replied to - bear with me please, I'm getting there.
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I also spelt "emanating" incorrectly, but I'm not going to correct that. But I am going to dig a very deep hole.
Strike that, I've just found one, pre-dug.
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