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« Reply #15045 on: December 22, 2011, 09:27:20 AM »
Mr Red Dog. Suppose you were alone in your caravan and you saw your dog lick a cup. Would you be doing the smashing mularkey or would you just give it a good wash and put it away?
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« Reply #15046 on: December 22, 2011, 09:49:34 AM »
That kindle advertisement where the dog licks it really annoys me for some reason.

I guess if it were yours it would be annoying and expensive too.
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« Reply #15047 on: December 22, 2011, 10:50:05 AM »
My dog wouldn't lick the cup, even if she were alone with it, but in answer to your question, if it did happen, I wouldn't break the cup because I understand that it can be bleached clean.

Mrs Red also understands that it can be bleached clean, but it can't be bleached un mokadi.
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« Reply #15048 on: December 22, 2011, 12:32:49 PM »
it must be pretty handy. most people get in loads of trouble with their other halves when they break stuff but you can just tell mrs red that the dog licked it or peggy shitter came round and touched it so you smashed it up
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« Reply #15049 on: December 22, 2011, 02:17:43 PM »
Quote from: gatso on December 22, 2011, 12:32:49 PM
it must be pretty handy. most people get in loads of trouble with their other halves when they break stuff but you can just tell mrs red that the dog licked it or peggy shitter came round and touched it so you smashed it up

Can you imagine the trouble I would get in to for allowing the dog to lick it, or Peggy Shitter to touch it?

Also, the dog would never forgive me for besmirching her reputation.
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« Reply #15050 on: December 22, 2011, 02:24:25 PM »
oh yeah, good points. I hadn't thought this through, complicated stuff this mokadi
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« Reply #15051 on: December 22, 2011, 02:53:37 PM »
Perhaps my sister suffers from ocd mokadi?

She once made me buy her a new set of pans because I'd prepared Ronnie's food in one of them.

This wasn't a tin of pedigree chum by the way. This was fresh meat from the butchers for human consumption. All I did was boil a load of steak and because the dog ate it the pans had to go.

Maybe she was a Gypsy in a former life?
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« Reply #15052 on: December 22, 2011, 03:05:26 PM »
Quote from: EvilPie on December 22, 2011, 02:53:37 PM
Perhaps my sister suffers from ocd mokadi?

She once made me buy her a new set of pans because I'd prepared Ronnie's food in one of them.

This wasn't a tin of pedigree chum by the way. This was fresh meat from the butchers for human consumption. All I did was boil a load of steak and because the dog ate it the pans had to go.

Maybe she was a Gypsy in a former life?




Haha!  That's just a perfect example Matt.
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« Reply #15053 on: December 23, 2011, 09:04:38 AM »
Guess what I'm doing today......





































Nothing!
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« Reply #15054 on: December 23, 2011, 09:05:45 AM »
.....  Hope I haven't boked myself
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« Reply #15055 on: December 23, 2011, 09:07:14 AM »
How'd it go fixing that bit of timber trim for Mrs. Red last week?
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« Reply #15056 on: December 23, 2011, 09:08:35 AM »
What I mean is, I'm not working today, we're not going shopping or visiting anyone, no one is visiting us, and I don't have to mend anything.
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« Reply #15057 on: December 23, 2011, 09:10:06 AM »
Quote from: Laxie on December 23, 2011, 09:07:14 AM
How'd it go fixing that bit of timber trim for Mrs. Red last week?

Lol.

I know you're just trying to get me into trouble, but I've done it already. (Fixed the timber that is, not got into trouble).
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« Reply #15058 on: December 23, 2011, 09:12:48 AM »
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Quote from: Laxie on December 23, 2011, 09:07:14 AM
How'd it go fixing that bit of timber trim for Mrs. Red last week?

Lol.

I know you're just trying to get me into trouble, but I've done it already. (Fixed the timber that is, not got into trouble).

Damn!  Honestly thought that job would be kicked to the curb for another while.  Well done Sir.  Good swerve save by ya.
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« Reply #15059 on: December 23, 2011, 09:14:27 AM »
The bills are paid up to date, the central heating is working again, my septic tank has been emptied... What more could a man ask?
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