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« Reply #22335 on: July 09, 2013, 11:55:37 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 09, 2013, 11:29:41 AM
Quote from: MANTIS01 on July 09, 2013, 11:17:15 AM
One time I was called from my office to speak to a young lady who wanted to join my gym but needed certain assurances from me first. When I sat down she said she was Jakki Degg's sister and wanted me to guarantee no men would ogle her in the gym. How on earth do you answer that? Tbf Jakki Degg's sister was no Jakki Degg, far from it in fact, so I was tempted to offer her that assurance on the spot. However, I put my diplomatic hat on and said surely it's better to be ogled and desired rather than not ogled and desired. She reluctantly agreed and said it's just so tiresome when it happens all the time.




Yeah, right! Like you have a diplomatic hat....






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Lol, irl my diplomatic hat weighs heavy and fits tightly. This is why I like Blonde. I get to toss it aside in reckless abandon. Like throwing off all your clothes and running down the beach screaming naked into the sea.

So fuck off Wink
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« Reply #22336 on: July 09, 2013, 12:03:40 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on July 09, 2013, 11:55:37 AM

Lol, irl my diplomatic hat weighs heavy and fits tightly. This is why I like Blonde. I get to toss it aside in reckless abandon. Like throwing off all your clothes and running down the beach screaming naked into the sea.




Beautifully descriptive prose Mr M. Esp the bolded part.

That hat is obv not tight enough to cut off the blood supply.
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« Reply #22337 on: July 09, 2013, 01:02:20 PM »
   He might be a pain in the arse for mods occasionally, but I do enjoy reading Mantis' posts!   Cheesy
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« Reply #22338 on: July 09, 2013, 03:53:01 PM »
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Papier-mâché is correct

I wasn't making a point though.

Papier-mâché is French for "chewed paper"




Wooo! Great factoid.

I lurrve factoids.


More please...

Here's a little fact.  A factoid isn't a little fact.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factoid

Here's a little example to illustrate the point.

Quote from RED-DOG.

Political correctness aside, the majority of men like to ogle women, and the majority of women like to be ogled. Factoid.

FYP.  Wink

If you substitute the word ogle with the word admire........


Thank you David. That's a much better way of making the point.


I stand assisted.



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Shit post Nakor, such a clown.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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« Reply #22339 on: July 09, 2013, 04:24:17 PM »

Requirements:

20 x 40mm countersunk pozidriv self tappers.

20 x 25mm countersunk pozidriv self tappers.

10 x 45mm pan head pozidriv self tappers.

10 x 25mm pan head pozidriv self tappers.

Prices:


B&Q

25 Countersunk posidriv self tappers = £1.50
25 pan head pozidriv self tappers = £8.75 






GO FIXINGS (Specialist store)

25 Countersunk posidriv self tappers = £1.00

25 Pan head pozidriv self tappers = £1.00
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« Reply #22340 on: July 09, 2013, 05:01:40 PM »
That might as well be written in Klingon.
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« Reply #22341 on: July 09, 2013, 05:06:07 PM »
Quote from: Tal on July 09, 2013, 05:01:40 PM
That might as well be written in Klingon.
I bet you would have understood Klingon!
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« Reply #22342 on: July 09, 2013, 05:38:45 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 09, 2013, 04:24:17 PM

Requirements:

20 x 40mm countersunk pozidriv self tappers.

20 x 25mm countersunk pozidriv self tappers.

10 x 45mm pan head pozidriv self tappers.

10 x 25mm pan head pozidriv self tappers.

Prices:


B&Q

25 Countersunk posidriv self tappers = £1.50
25 pan head pozidriv self tappers = £8.75 






GO FIXINGS (Specialist store)

25 Countersunk posidriv self tappers = £1.00

25 Pan head pozidriv self tappers = £1.00













And so, having exhausted end caps, kettles & cups of tea, next up, price comparison of self-tapping screws.

I have no idea how I'd manage without this Diary. Rather well, I expect.

No 'plane crashes, burning sunsets, wildfires, or promiscuous Presidents.

Mantis, though, provides a little light relief.   
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« Reply #22343 on: July 09, 2013, 08:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Redsgirl on July 09, 2013, 05:06:07 PM
Quote from: Tal on July 09, 2013, 05:01:40 PM
That might as well be written in Klingon.
I bet you would have understood Klingon!

Et tu, Redsgirl?  Roll Eyes


I don't do Star Trek. Or Star Wars.

My Sci Fi extends as far as Red Dwarf and no further.

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« Reply #22344 on: July 09, 2013, 09:48:33 PM »
Had to google Et tu.
Dont think I've ever been so chastened with two syllables  Sad

I was only trying to get you to bite as an excuse to post my favourite weird Al video. I shall have to save it for a more suitable victim.
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« Reply #22345 on: July 09, 2013, 09:49:49 PM »
White and nerdy?
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« Reply #22346 on: July 09, 2013, 09:52:42 PM »
How did you guess? 
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« Reply #22347 on: July 09, 2013, 10:26:36 PM »
I'm good.
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« Reply #22348 on: July 09, 2013, 11:52:03 PM »
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Melissa.

Imagine if she were to sign up and post on my diary.....

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Hi, I've not been over to your diary for a long time.  So much to do, so little time.

I clicked "New" to see where I was and it took me back to February!

I'm currently here [see above].

Can't wait to find out about kettles and self tapping screws.
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« Reply #22349 on: July 10, 2013, 12:04:15 AM »
Is this the same as MelissaChloe from off of the Shoe Porn Thread?

I'm trying to convince her to buy these:
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