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« Reply #7080 on: January 01, 2010, 11:56:45 PM » |
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"I have received delivery of my order and first impressions are that this is a good quality, well produced item.However the ultimate test is whether or not it rids me of the moles! May I thank you for your excellent and friendly service.
I shall not hesitate to use your company again should the need arise." - Derek Bamborough
well ffs derek you could have put off writing your fking note for a few fking days and then we'd fking know wouldn't we
loving the mole stories btw
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« Reply #7081 on: January 02, 2010, 12:17:08 AM » |
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Mole Experiment cliff notes.
I use bottled propane to heat my caravan.
Propane is a flammable gas
Propane is heavier than air.
Propane is odourless
Propane manufacturers add an artificial odour to the gas to aid leak detection.
It smells God awful.
A small amount of propane "poured" into a mole tunnel seems to repel moles.
A small amount of propane in a mole tunnel would probably cause a very a very big explosion if you were daft enough to light it.
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« Reply #7082 on: January 02, 2010, 12:19:03 AM » |
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So anyway how did you manage to lose an eyebrow?
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« Reply #7083 on: January 02, 2010, 12:20:49 AM » |
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"I have received delivery of my order and first impressions are that this is a good quality, well produced item.However the ultimate test is whether or not it rids me of the moles! May I thank you for your excellent and friendly service.
I shall not hesitate to use your company again should the need arise." - Derek Bamborough
Bloody hell! Why would they use that review? I wonder what the people who have actually used it say? |
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« Reply #7084 on: January 02, 2010, 12:23:05 AM » |
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So anyway how did you manage to lose an eyebrow?
I wasn't sure that it was alight, but I thought I could see a faint blue glow comming from somwhere deep in the tunnel. |
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« Reply #7085 on: January 02, 2010, 12:30:19 AM » |
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So anyway how did you manage to lose an eyebrow?
I wasn't sure that it was alight, but I thought I could see a faint blue glow comming from somwhere deep in the tunnel. I am lolling. So you thought to have a look? |
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« Reply #7086 on: January 02, 2010, 12:33:30 AM » |
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So anyway how did you manage to lose an eyebrow?
I wasn't sure that it was alight, but I thought I could see a faint blue glow comming from somwhere deep in the tunnel. I am lolling. So you thought to have a look? I know I know. It seemed like a good idea at the time. |
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« Reply #7087 on: January 02, 2010, 12:38:34 AM » |
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So anyway how did you manage to lose an eyebrow?
I wasn't sure that it was alight, but I thought I could see a faint blue glow comming from somwhere deep in the tunnel. I am lolling. So you thought to have a look? I know I know. It seemed like a good idea at the time. this is me >>  wp Mr Dog this may not be the last you hear of this.. |
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« Reply #7088 on: January 02, 2010, 02:25:07 AM » |
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Interesting English language stuff from google.
Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!
"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.
The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. (This one's not true. What about wiiiiiiiiiiiiii?)
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« Reply #7089 on: January 02, 2010, 02:30:36 AM » |
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According to google, Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.
Mine beats that many times if someone dwells up when i'm all in.
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« Reply #7090 on: January 02, 2010, 02:40:13 AM » |
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More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
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« Reply #7091 on: January 02, 2010, 02:55:13 AM » |
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"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
almost is only almost the longest, aegilops is longer but don't tell tikay that google got something wrong, it's break his heart |
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« Reply #7092 on: January 02, 2010, 08:15:25 AM » |
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Great find. I had to google aegilops to find out what it means.
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« Reply #7093 on: January 02, 2010, 10:50:47 AM » |
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How come Lois Lane doesn't realise that Clark Kent is Superman? It reminds me of Undercover Elephant.
(Does anyone remember Undercover Elephant?)
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« Reply #7094 on: January 02, 2010, 10:57:51 AM » |
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How come Lois Lane doesn't realise that Clark Kent is Superman? It reminds me of Undercover Elephant.
(Does anyone remember Undercover Elephant?)
he used to disguise himself |
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