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« Reply #7095 on: January 02, 2010, 10:59:00 AM »

How come Lois Lane doesn't realise that Clark Kent is Superman? It reminds me of Undercover Elephant.

(Does anyone remember Undercover Elephant?)

he used to disguise himself


Who, Undercover Elephant?
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« Reply #7096 on: January 02, 2010, 11:02:35 AM »

How come Lois Lane doesn't realise that Clark Kent is Superman? It reminds me of Undercover Elephant.

(Does anyone remember Undercover Elephant?)

he used to disguise himself


Who, Undercover Elephant?

I'm not sure about undercover elephant but superman/clark kent.  he used to put on glasses.
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« Reply #7097 on: January 02, 2010, 11:12:47 AM »

How come Lois Lane doesn't realise that Clark Kent is Superman? It reminds me of Undercover Elephant.

(Does anyone remember Undercover Elephant?)

he used to disguise himself





Who, Undercover Elephant?

I'm not sure about undercover elephant but superman/clark kent.  he used to put on glasses.



Yes. The glasses were about as good a disguise as Undercover Elephant's hat.





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« Reply #7098 on: January 02, 2010, 11:14:14 AM »

How come Lois Lane doesn't realise that Clark Kent is Superman? It reminds me of Undercover Elephant.

(Does anyone remember Undercover Elephant?)

he used to disguise himself





Who, Undercover Elephant?

I'm not sure about undercover elephant but superman/clark kent.  he used to put on glasses.



Yes. The glasses were about as good a disguise as Undercover Elephant's hat.







haha, quality.  just looks like an average joe in that hat!
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« Reply #7099 on: January 03, 2010, 09:23:16 AM »

For some reason i have not spent much time reading this thread. However i just realised that when i do read it i thoroughly enjoy it so i quickly popped back about 25 pages and had a good read.
Very good stuff, i really must try to keep up.
Save your eyebrows, use the traps.

Going to find more details on the bicycle saga.
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« Reply #7100 on: January 03, 2010, 01:53:55 PM »

Mole Experiment cliff notes.

I use bottled propane to heat my caravan.

Propane is a flammable gas

Propane is heavier than air.

Propane is odourless

Propane manufacturers add an artificial odour to the gas to aid leak detection.

It smells God awful.

A small amount of propane "poured" into a mole tunnel seems to repel moles.

A small amount of propane in a mole tunnel would probably cause a very a very big explosion if you were daft enough to light it.

Does this repel or kill the moles?
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« Reply #7101 on: January 03, 2010, 02:16:50 PM »

Mole Experiment cliff notes.

I use bottled propane to heat my caravan.

Propane is a flammable gas

Propane is heavier than air.

Propane is odourless

Propane manufacturers add an artificial odour to the gas to aid leak detection.

It smells God awful.

A small amount of propane "poured" into a mole tunnel seems to repel moles.

A small amount of propane in a mole tunnel would probably cause a very a very big explosion if you were daft enough to light it.

Does this repel or kill the moles?

Don't worry Tracey, he's got underground elephant on the case now.
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« Reply #7102 on: January 03, 2010, 03:15:02 PM »

Mole Experiment cliff notes.

I use bottled propane to heat my caravan.

Propane is a flammable gas

Propane is heavier than air.

Propane is odourless

Propane manufacturers add an artificial odour to the gas to aid leak detection.

It smells God awful.

A small amount of propane "poured" into a mole tunnel seems to repel moles.

A small amount of propane in a mole tunnel would probably cause a very a very big explosion if you were daft enough to light it.

Does this repel or kill the moles?

It burns off their eyebrows... moles can't dig without eyebrows [I thought everyone knew that??].
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« Reply #7103 on: January 03, 2010, 11:45:35 PM »


almost is only almost the longest, aegilops is longer but don't tell tikay that google got something wrong, it's break his heart

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« Reply #7104 on: January 03, 2010, 11:52:00 PM »

You're all Radio Rental.

And speaking of being mental...


I was driving down the the M1, well, up the M1 actually, (I have to get it right or Tony will get all pedantic) Anyway, I was pootling along at about 80mph.

According to the gauge, the outside temperature was -2c, but I didn't care a jot. I had the heater turned to the "Can't breathe" setting, and "Gardeners Question Time" on radio 4.

I glanced in my rear view mirror, (as I do every few miles) and saw a little sports car coming up quickly from behind. It ducked out of my slipstream and began to overtake.

As it drew level with my side window, I glanced across and caught a fleeting glimpse of the driver. She was wearing a dark green scarf, and her long blond hair spilled out from beneath one of those Russian-style fur hats. I just had time to catch a flash of white teeth from behind the slash of crimson lipstick, and then she was past me and accelerating away.

Within a moment, she was gone forever, but not before I'd managed to fall in love, and take a picture.





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PS- It was -2c. How come she didn't freeze to death?

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« Reply #7105 on: January 03, 2010, 11:53:45 PM »


almost is only almost the longest, aegilops is longer but don't tell tikay that google got something wrong, it's break his heart

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almost is only almost the longest, aegilops is longer but don't tell tikay that google got something wrong, it's break his heart

Spoonfed ftargumentativepedantw

ooh, good one. never thought about reverse alphabetical. does the double o fail it though?
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« Reply #7106 on: January 03, 2010, 11:56:06 PM »

I was driving down the the M1, well, up the M1 actually, (I have to get it right or Tony will get all pedantic) Anyway, I was pootling along at about 80mph.

does this work like railways so up the m1 is going south as it's towards london?
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« Reply #7107 on: January 03, 2010, 11:58:48 PM »

I was driving down the the M1, well, up the M1 actually, (I have to get it right or Tony will get all pedantic) Anyway, I was pootling along at about 80mph.

does this work like railways so up the m1 is going south as it's towards london?

Up norf and dahn sarf. (Apparently)
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« Reply #7108 on: January 04, 2010, 12:00:15 AM »


almost is only almost the longest, aegilops is longer but don't tell tikay that google got something wrong, it's break his heart

Spoonfed ftargumentativepedantw

almost is only almost the longest, aegilops is longer but don't tell tikay that google got something wrong, it's break his heart

Spoonfed ftargumentativepedantw

ooh, good one. never thought about reverse alphabetical. does the double o fail it though?

Spoonfed is bloody good. (I'm going to let you decide if it counts)
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« Reply #7109 on: January 04, 2010, 12:35:21 AM »

On a totally unrelated subject to anything recently seen on this thread 

Which would you consider to be the most and least likely to cause danger to yourself and/or others?

a) Driving at 80 mph along a motorway after 3 pints of lager and slightly over the legal drink driving limit and looking at a convertible Mazda MX-5 as it goes past you

b) Driving at 80mph along a motorway whilst totally sober and taking a picture of a convertible Mazda MX-5 as it goes past you

c) Driving at 80 mph along a motorway whilst on a mobile phone and not noticing a Mazda MX-5 as it goes past you because you are actually looking forwards.

To add a bit of spice also consider the above whilst the outside temperature is below freezing so that there is a possibility of occasional ice patches.

I think I'm safe asking this today is I assume Kin is still too busy with his new bird to give his opinion on the subject.
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