Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[tikay]

(my heart stops for a second. i turn to face my fate to be labelled a thief and end up with my picture in the hamilton advertiser)

Lmao.

That is a most un-Tom like expression Tom.

I prefer you when you are you.

You never see me trying to be like the kidz, innit?

You wear that same white shirt every single time I see you. Can't get more adolescent than that.

Blue now, the new season's colours. I only wear them once, too, then throw them away, I have boxes fulll of 'em. Proper balla, me.

[lazaroonie]

(my heart stops for a second. i turn to face my fate to be labelled a thief and end up with my picture in the hamilton advertiser)

Lmao.

That is a most un-Tom like expression Tom.

I prefer you when you are you.

You never see me trying to be like the kidz, innit?

You wear that same white shirt every single time I see you. Can't get more adolescent than that.

Blue now, the new season's colours. I only wear them once, too, then throw them away, I have boxes fulll of 'em. Proper balla, me.

my fantasy is a little less extravagent than that, i have decided if i ever become filthy rich i am going to wear a brand new pair of socks everyday, maybe even twice a day on special occasions.

[RED-DOG]

As kids, we always wore hand me downs, or second hand clothes we found in the rags that my dad collected. I still like to buy second hand clothes from charity shops, but these days, they have to meet certain criteria.

I'm very particular about my socks.

They have to be black, or dark blue.

They have to be lightweight, none of those thick woolly monstrosities (except with wellies)

They have to be ankle length.

They have to have nice, soft elastic, not that industrial strength, cut your circulation off rubbish.

As long as they conform to those standards, I don't even mind if they have holes in.

[RED-DOG]

How in the name of God anyone can wear a polo-neck sweater is beyond me.

[tikay]

How in the name of God anyone can wear a polo-neck sweater is beyond me.

We wear them to hide love-bites Tom.

[titaniumbean]

Polo necks are well comfy!!

[KarmaDope]

How in the name of God anyone can wear a polo-neck sweater is beyond me.

Agreed. Make you feel like you're being choked.

[RED-DOG]

How in the name of God anyone can wear a polo-neck sweater is beyond me.

We wear them to hide love-bites Tom.

I've always been crap at love-bites.

You know how it is when you can't do something that everyone else can do. It's like there's a magic formula, they know the secret, and you don't

Eventually, you lose sight of why you want to do it, but you still want to do it.

I've been practicing intermittently over the years with little progress to show for my efforts.

The situation isn't improved by Mrs Red saying things like. "What do you think you're doing?" "Gerroff!" "How old are you, 12?"

[Colchester Kev]

Please don't tell me you buy second hand socks Tom ?

[RED-DOG]

In the early days, someone told me that the secret to giving a good love-bite was to suddenly reverse the air flow half way through. i.e. blow instead of suck.


It didn't make a love bite, but it did produce the most amazingly loud farting noise. (Pity we were in the cinema at the time)

[RED-DOG]

Please don't tell me you buy second hand socks Tom ?

No, that's not what I said. Anyway, socks are so cheap these days it wouldn't be worth it.

BTW- wouldn't they be second foot socks?

[RED-DOG]

I have a great idea for a pitch on Dragon's Den.

[Karabiner]

I have a great idea for a pitch on Dragon's Den.

Does it involve sleight of hand/foot ?

[Cottonbud]

I have a great idea for a pitch on Dragon's Den.

Oh please do share Mr RED-DOG!


 

[Woodsey]

I have a great idea for a pitch on Dragon's Den.

Oh please do share Mr RED-DOG!


 

he is the wierdest looking dude on telly........