Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[RED-DOG]

WAG = wives and girlfriends of the big time footy players.  You know the ones.  Orange skin, huge fake boobage and barely a pick on em.

So, Posh's boobs are fake, and she's having them removed?

Based on the headline you posted, I guess so.  Not really one to keep up with the WAG fake boobage count though.

I think it's usually 2.

[Rod Paradise]

In the early days, someone told me that the secret to giving a good love-bite was to suddenly reverse the air flow half way through. i.e. blow instead of suck.


It didn't make a love bite, but it did produce the most amazingly loud farting noise. (Pity we were in the cinema at the time)

Just caught up with the diary, had a few pages to read, and am still aternately giggling & cringing at that one. 

[pokefast]

I remove the C clip using a pair of special C clip pliers from my big fancy tool kit.

I bought this tool kit years ago. I got a huge discount because the box had been slightly damaged in the fall.

No one knows I have these tools, so no one asks to borrow them. If anyone asks, you know nothing.

Click to see full-size image.

I think we've now discovered the main reason for this plumbing digression, to show off that lovely box of tools.

Did it fall or was it pushed?!

I don't know what you mean. I merely bought some tools that were in a box that had been damaged in the Autumn.

Mmmmmm how did you know the box was damaged in the Autumn?!!

[RED-DOG]

Because when I asked about the damage, the bloke told me that it happened in the fall.

[pokefast]

Because when I asked about the damage, the bloke told me that it happened in the fall.

 

[Geo the Sarge]

I remove the C clip using a pair of special C clip pliers from my big fancy tool kit.

I bought this tool kit years ago. I got a huge discount because the box had been slightly damaged in the fall.

No one knows I have these tools, so no one asks to borrow them. If anyone asks, you know nothing.

Click to see full-size image.

I think we've now discovered the main reason for this plumbing digression, to show off that lovely box of tools.

Did it fall or was it pushed?!

I don't know what you mean. I merely bought some tools that were in a box that had been damaged in the Autumn.

Mmmmmm how did you know the box was damaged in the Autumn?!!

Because when I asked about the damage, the bloke told me that it happened in the fall.

Boom boom........tisssscchhhh

Well set up and expertly executed   

You'll be as good as Mr Tracey soon

Geo

[david3103]

Have you ever had one of those feelings when you just know that something is going to happen? Well I had one of those at Brighton. I knew that I was going to win it....

Two years ago today...

Happy Threadiversary

 

[tikay]

Have you ever had one of those feelings when you just know that something is going to happen? Well I had one of those at Brighton. I knew that I was going to win it....

Two years ago today...

Happy Threadiversary
 

Good spot Sir!

I was down at Brighton with Tom that week, too. I could have sworn that Tom won a sidey, & young Shana won consecutive sideys. But the Database says otherwise.

Anyway, 2 years of wonderful writing & absorbing reading, always my fave Thread on here.

Thanks Tom.

[RED-DOG]

Have you ever had one of those feelings when you just know that something is going to happen? Well I had one of those at Brighton. I knew that I was going to win it....

Two years ago today...

Happy Threadiversary

 

Blimey. That went quick.

[RED-DOG]

Have you ever had one of those feelings when you just know that something is going to happen? Well I had one of those at Brighton. I knew that I was going to win it....

Two years ago today...

Happy Threadiversary
 

Good spot Sir!

I was down at Brighton with Tom that week, too. I could have sworn that Tom won a sidey, & young Shana won consecutive sideys. But the Database says otherwise.

Anyway, 2 years of wonderful writing & absorbing reading, always my fave Thread on here.

Thanks Tom.

Careful Tone....

And no, I didn't win a sidey. But I came 3rd (I think) in one a couple of weeks later when Jeff whatsisface pushed with crap because his Mrs wanted to go home... Remember?

[tikay]

Have you ever had one of those feelings when you just know that something is going to happen? Well I had one of those at Brighton. I knew that I was going to win it....

Two years ago today...

Happy Threadiversary
 

Good spot Sir!

I was down at Brighton with Tom that week, too. I could have sworn that Tom won a sidey, & young Shana won consecutive sideys. But the Database says otherwise.

Anyway, 2 years of wonderful writing & absorbing reading, always my fave Thread on here.

Thanks Tom.

Careful Tone....

And no, I didn't win a sidey. But I came 3rd (I think) in one a couple of weeks later when Jeff whatsisface pushed with crap because his Mrs wanted to go home... Remember?

Lol. But in my case, you know I mean it.

Jeff? Yes, I do now - it was Jeff "Lose with Dignity, Win with Dignity" Rogers, from Aldenham. (They have a wonderful Bus Depot there). He had A-T, you had A-Q, he binked.

Jeff & I used to play HU on 'Stars, 10 or more years ago.

I got confused. That Sidey was in 2006 - the one I was thinking of was in Blackpool in 2008, & you chopped it I think, Sam Trickett got the trophy.

[RED-DOG]

06? Never.

Blimey again.

[Cottonbud]

2008 the year of Sam Trickett. Think he's off to South Africa to coach some guys at poker, for some business man who runs an online stable.

RED-DOG I think we have played cash together at DTD maybe once or twice I don't go there often but I'm certain we have. I'm the young nutcase that keeps squeezing preflop and making the fourth and 10th straddle . Sure you would recognise my face

[KarmaDope]

Shana's wins were 2009 iirc, Tikay.

[tikay]

Shana's wins were 2009 iirc, Tikay.

Probably. Possibly. Prosibly.

I get confused.