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« Reply #13620 on: November 10, 2011, 05:31:49 AM »


When can we get back to concrete, glass, Class A Staffordshire Blues & Mesh Reinforcement?

Erm, 'scuse me.. aren't you supposed to be busy doing a win or something?

Actually might have wee'd a teeny bit reading these last two pages... Reminds me a little of 'if a fella met a fella..' Cheesy

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« Reply #13621 on: November 10, 2011, 06:41:25 AM »

Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct

The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there

so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though

Isn't zero divided by zero 1?

or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)

You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer
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« Reply #13622 on: November 10, 2011, 06:58:33 AM »

Early start this morning.

Up at 6am, have a cup of tea, then a shave and a shower.

It's as black as a bag outside.
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« Reply #13623 on: November 10, 2011, 07:01:55 AM »

Don't read for a few days, then have 19 fkin pages to catch up with.

Oh, and fk gatso, he knows nothing.  Kiss
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« Reply #13624 on: November 10, 2011, 07:08:22 AM »

I love these opening lines from Gray's Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard.

The curfew tolls the knell of parting day,
The lowing herd wind slowly o'er the lea
The ploughman homeward plods his weary way,
And leaves the world to darkness and to me.
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« Reply #13625 on: November 10, 2011, 07:09:55 AM »

Bet he knows that the female praying mantis doesn't usually eat the male after/during copulation.

 http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/blog/4958/the-femme-fatale-wasnt
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« Reply #13626 on: November 10, 2011, 07:25:33 AM »

Bet he knows that the female praying mantis doesn't usually eat the male after/during copulation.

 http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/blog/4958/the-femme-fatale-wasnt


Who, Gray or Vinny?
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« Reply #13627 on: November 10, 2011, 08:08:56 AM »

Bet he knows that the female praying mantis doesn't usually eat the male after/during copulation.

 http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/blog/4958/the-femme-fatale-wasnt


Who, Gray or Vinny?

Vinny eats everything.  Can't be him.
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« Reply #13628 on: November 10, 2011, 08:10:29 AM »

Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct

The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there

so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though

Isn't zero divided by zero 1?

or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)

You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer

Has MW pissed in my Weetabix and rained on my  parade?  I'm not sure, but it looks like he may have.  Always knew he had a bit of man love for gatso.
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« Reply #13629 on: November 10, 2011, 08:12:59 AM »

Nature made the fruit of a pineapple juicy, sweet, wholesome, nutritious and delicious. So why did she make it so difficult to get at?
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« Reply #13630 on: November 10, 2011, 08:15:04 AM »

Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct

The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there

so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though

Isn't zero divided by zero 1?

or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)

You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer

Has MW pissed in my Weetabix and rained on my  parade?  I'm not sure, but it looks like he may have.  Always knew he had a bit of man love for gatso.


Weetabix are only good for pissing on.
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« Reply #13631 on: November 10, 2011, 08:17:01 AM »

Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct

The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there

so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though

Isn't zero divided by zero 1?

or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)

You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer

Has MW pissed in my Weetabix and rained on my  parade?  I'm not sure, but it looks like he may have.  Always knew he had a bit of man love for gatso.


Weetabix are only good for pissing on.

Fair enough.  But what about the parade?  All those horns and drums and stuff gone a beggin'.
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« Reply #13632 on: November 10, 2011, 08:19:58 AM »

Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct

The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there

so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though

Isn't zero divided by zero 1?

or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)

You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer

Has MW pissed in my Weetabix and rained on my  parade?  I'm not sure, but it looks like he may have.  Always knew he had a bit of man love for gatso.


Weetabix are only good for pissing on.

Fair enough.  But what about the parade?  All those horns and drums and stuff gone a beggin'.

Q: How do you kill a parade?

A: Go for the juggler.
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« Reply #13633 on: November 10, 2011, 08:21:20 AM »

Grooooooooan!  I should have seen it coming.

BTW, this...

Are you lot doing this just to get revenge for the concrete?

had me in absolute stitches this morning.  x
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« Reply #13634 on: November 10, 2011, 08:24:34 AM »

Almost 8:30 Then it's Check EDC, (What's your EDC BTW? Do you think about it or is it random?), check teeth for stray food items, close computer and head for the M1.
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