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TRIP5
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Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary
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Reply #13620 on:
November 10, 2011, 05:31:49 AM »
Quote from: tikay on November 10, 2011, 04:15:32 AM
When can we get back to concrete, glass, Class A Staffordshire Blues & Mesh Reinforcement?
Erm, 'scuse me.. aren't you supposed to be busy doing a win or something?
Actually might have wee'd a teeny bit reading these last two pages... Reminds me a little of 'if a fella met a fella..'
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November 10, 2011, 06:41:25 AM »
Quote from: TightEnd on November 09, 2011, 10:43:18 PM
Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct
The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there
so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though
Quote from: gatso on November 10, 2011, 12:45:03 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on November 10, 2011, 12:41:57 AM
Isn't zero divided by zero 1?
or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)
You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer
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Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary
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Reply #13622 on:
November 10, 2011, 06:58:33 AM »
Early start this morning.
Up at 6am, have a cup of tea, then a shave and a shower.
It's as black as a bag outside.
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Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary
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November 10, 2011, 07:01:55 AM »
Don't read for a few days, then have 19 fkin pages to catch up with.
Oh, and fk gatso, he knows nothing.
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November 10, 2011, 07:08:22 AM »
I love these opening lines from Gray's Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard.
The curfew tolls the knell of parting day,
The lowing herd wind slowly o'er the lea
The ploughman homeward plods his weary way,
And leaves the world to darkness and to me.
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November 10, 2011, 07:09:55 AM »
Bet he knows that the female praying mantis doesn't usually eat the male after/during copulation.
http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/blog/4958/the-femme-fatale-wasnt
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Quote from: kinboshi on November 10, 2011, 07:09:55 AM
Bet he knows that the female praying mantis doesn't usually eat the male after/during copulation.
http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/blog/4958/the-femme-fatale-wasnt
Who, Gray or Vinny?
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November 10, 2011, 08:08:56 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 10, 2011, 07:25:33 AM
Quote from: kinboshi on November 10, 2011, 07:09:55 AM
Bet he knows that the female praying mantis doesn't usually eat the male after/during copulation.
http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/blog/4958/the-femme-fatale-wasnt
Who, Gray or Vinny?
Vinny eats everything. Can't be him.
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November 10, 2011, 08:10:29 AM »
Quote from: Jon MW on November 10, 2011, 06:41:25 AM
Quote from: TightEnd on November 09, 2011, 10:43:18 PM
Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct
The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there
so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though
Quote from: gatso on November 10, 2011, 12:45:03 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on November 10, 2011, 12:41:57 AM
Isn't zero divided by zero 1?
or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)
You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer
Has MW pissed in my Weetabix and rained on my parade? I'm not sure, but it looks like he may have. Always knew he had a bit of man love for gatso.
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November 10, 2011, 08:12:59 AM »
Nature made the fruit of a pineapple juicy, sweet, wholesome, nutritious and delicious. So why did she make it so difficult to get at?
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November 10, 2011, 08:15:04 AM »
Quote from: Laxie on November 10, 2011, 08:10:29 AM
Quote from: Jon MW on November 10, 2011, 06:41:25 AM
Quote from: TightEnd on November 09, 2011, 10:43:18 PM
Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct
The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there
so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though
Quote from: gatso on November 10, 2011, 12:45:03 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on November 10, 2011, 12:41:57 AM
Isn't zero divided by zero 1?
or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)
You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer
Has MW pissed in my Weetabix and rained on my parade? I'm not sure, but it looks like he may have. Always knew he had a bit of man love for gatso.
Weetabix are only good for pissing on.
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Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary
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Reply #13631 on:
November 10, 2011, 08:17:01 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 10, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Quote from: Laxie on November 10, 2011, 08:10:29 AM
Quote from: Jon MW on November 10, 2011, 06:41:25 AM
Quote from: TightEnd on November 09, 2011, 10:43:18 PM
Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct
The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there
so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though
Quote from: gatso on November 10, 2011, 12:45:03 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on November 10, 2011, 12:41:57 AM
Isn't zero divided by zero 1?
or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)
You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer
Has MW pissed in my Weetabix and rained on my parade? I'm not sure, but it looks like he may have. Always knew he had a bit of man love for gatso.
Weetabix are only good for pissing on.
Fair enough. But what about the parade? All those horns and drums and stuff gone a beggin'.
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Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary
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November 10, 2011, 08:19:58 AM »
Quote from: Laxie on November 10, 2011, 08:17:01 AM
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 10, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Quote from: Laxie on November 10, 2011, 08:10:29 AM
Quote from: Jon MW on November 10, 2011, 06:41:25 AM
Quote from: TightEnd on November 09, 2011, 10:43:18 PM
Two answered, depending where the () should be. 41 or 1.as the questin is formulated either are correct
The best explanation I've seen is that when you have a sum without brackets written in there are actually implied brackets in there
so 40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ? actually means (40) + (40 x 0) + (1), that's not really very interesting though, 0 is almost as bad as infinity though
Quote from: gatso on November 10, 2011, 12:45:03 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on November 10, 2011, 12:41:57 AM
Isn't zero divided by zero 1?
or indeed impossible as you can't divide by zero (but ffs don't tell tom that, his head may explode)
You get better head exploding material as 0/0 = 0 or 1 or infinity or actually anything in the middle, maybe more succinctly it's undefined and doesn't have an answer
Has MW pissed in my Weetabix and rained on my parade? I'm not sure, but it looks like he may have. Always knew he had a bit of man love for gatso.
Weetabix are only good for pissing on.
Fair enough. But what about the parade? All those horns and drums and stuff gone a beggin'.
Q: How do you kill a parade?
A: Go for the juggler.
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Re: Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary
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November 10, 2011, 08:21:20 AM »
Grooooooooan! I should have seen it coming.
BTW, this...
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 10, 2011, 12:22:03 AM
Are you lot doing this just to get revenge for the concrete?
had me in absolute stitches this morning. x
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November 10, 2011, 08:24:34 AM »
Almost 8:30 Then it's Check EDC, (What's your EDC BTW? Do you think about it or is it random?), check teeth for stray food items, close computer and head for the M1.
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