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« Reply #19545 on: December 10, 2012, 08:13:29 PM »
One that always puzzled me was 'near miss', surely it's a hit then???
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« Reply #19546 on: December 10, 2012, 11:32:45 PM »
Quote from: Karabiner on December 10, 2012, 05:34:08 PM
I remember years ago in Derby having a differance of opinion with my good friend Dipak "the doc" Makawana when he mentioned that someone had taken a liberty with a common acquaintance. I concurred with him and said that they had taken advantage of the poor unfortunate.

No! he exclaimed they didn't take advantage, they took DISadvantage, and nothing that I could say would budge him from the absolute conviction that he was correct.


Dipak "the doc" Makawana


What a great name. He sounds like a Bond villain.
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« Reply #19547 on: December 10, 2012, 11:38:05 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on December 10, 2012, 08:13:29 PM
One that always puzzled me was 'near miss', surely it's a hit then???

What about when someone is 'Found missing?
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« Reply #19548 on: December 11, 2012, 12:00:19 AM »
Eating jumbo shrimp, drinking from plastic glasses.
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« Reply #19549 on: December 11, 2012, 04:08:09 AM »
The 'bathroom', when said by Americans.
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« Reply #19550 on: December 11, 2012, 08:34:59 AM »
I placed my provisions on the checkout belt in my local Tesco yesterday, unloading the items from my basket & placing them on the belt, all in the correct order to "bag up".

At which point, the till computer froze, & would not work.

A Supervisor is summoned in an attempt to repair or reboot it. No joy.

Another supervisor is summoned - a supersupervisor I suppose. She is in a bad mood. So am I. 

I have been waiting patiently for some 10 minutes now.  Not said a word, but I'm becoming a tad grumpy, as it is mid-afternoon.

"Would you like to use another checkout?" says Mrs Bolshy.

"I would not like to, no, but if you are saying I must use another checkout, then yes, it appears that I have no choice".

Mrs Bolshy retorts "that was what I said".

You get a much better class of girl in Waitrose, though the tinned chopped tomatoes are not so good.
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« Reply #19551 on: December 11, 2012, 09:17:13 AM »

confiirmed legend.

A what?
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« Reply #19552 on: December 11, 2012, 10:17:10 AM »
Sometimes, it's you only choice.
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« Reply #19553 on: December 11, 2012, 12:54:19 PM »
peoples retorts to these always amuse me
'i had a bad car crash and broke my leg'------------   ' oh you were lucky'    not really that lucky
'my cousin/brother/friend died'..................' youre joking'         dont tend to joke about dead realatives/friends
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« Reply #19554 on: December 11, 2012, 01:00:58 PM »
Do you know how much at all?

Who on earth do so many people add "at all" to a standard question?

Does anyone know......at all?
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« Reply #19555 on: December 11, 2012, 01:05:47 PM »
why do people us who instead of why?  Cheesy
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« Reply #19556 on: December 11, 2012, 01:06:14 PM »
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« Reply #19557 on: December 11, 2012, 01:08:01 PM »
what about when someone is trying to explain someone to you.... ' you know him old whathisface....you know him'
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« Reply #19558 on: December 11, 2012, 01:29:41 PM »
people who use 'do you know what I mean?' to fill the gap between sentences, usually in the form of 'jaknowwatimean'
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« Reply #19559 on: December 11, 2012, 01:32:51 PM »
Quote from: david3103 on December 11, 2012, 01:29:41 PM
people who use 'do you know what I mean?' to fill the gap between sentences, usually in the form of 'jaknowwatimean'


I was like, 'What?' and he was like, 'Yeah' and I was like, 'No way' and he was like, 'Way.'
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