Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[VBlue]

Red, as requested:

Reason for alias:  I am V.  I am a Blue.  I am VBlue.

Age: 36

Occupation: Sell chemicals.  Legally.

Location: The Lakes, Kendal.  Home of Mintcake.  And, erm...

Dream Job: Changes a lot.  I think Tournament Director, maybe like a Mad Marty type job for Matchroom.  Could easily be something else though.  Something that involves being centre-stage for sure.

Person you would be reincarnated as: Just myself.  There is nobody I would rather be.

Fave comfort food: Chocolate chip cake from Sandylands spar is pretty deece and only about 50p for a get massive slab.

Imaginary super power: Can tidy and clean whole house in the blink of an eye.  OCD-man.

[RED-DOG]

Red, as requested:

Reason for alias:  I am V.  I am a Blue.  I am VBlue.

Age: 36

Occupation: Sell chemicals.  Legally.

Location: The Lakes, Kendal.  Home of Mintcake.  And, erm...

Dream Job: Changes a lot.  I think Tournament Director, maybe like a Mad Marty type job for Matchroom.  Could easily be something else though.  Something that involves being centre-stage for sure.

Person you would be reincarnated as: Just myself.  There is nobody I would rather be.

Fave comfort food: Chocolate chip cake from Sandylands spar is pretty deece and only about 50p for a get massive slab.

Imaginary super power: Can tidy and clean whole house in the blink of an eye.  OCD-man.

Lol. Some surprising answers.


Chocolate chip cake for 50p? Where the feck is Sandylands anyway?

[VBlue]

Sandylands Spar - all I'm suggesting is that you return your DVDs on time or your name goes on the 'Wall of Shame' which contains comments such as 'Dale xxx Fat Knee-Boy dumped and ran owes £7", or "Alan xxx Had YOUR QUIM IS MY GYM out for six weeks and returned without paying fine - Dirty Old Git'.

There cakes are well nice though, fat portions, and dirt cheap.

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Sandylands Spar - all I'm suggesting is that you return your DVDs on time or your name goes on the 'Wall of Shame' which contains comments such as 'Dale xxx Fat Knee-Boy dumped and ran owes £7", or "Alan xxx Had YOUR QUIM IS MY GYM out for six weeks and returned without paying fine - Dirty Old Git'.

There cakes are well nice though, fat portions, and dirt cheap.

Pissing myself at that film title. 

God! I'm so immature sometimes.

[VBlue]

There are worse, but I thought that was the one that I could most get away with posting without causing too much offence in your diary.  There are ladies present!

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There are worse, but I thought that was the one that I could most get away with posting without causing too much offence in your diary.  There are ladies present!

Correctamundo.

My diary is inundated with women. (Much like the rest of my life really)

[VBlue]

You've either got it or you haven't.

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Do you think I could rock this new look?

[VBlue]

Rock it where?  Hipsters - jeez.

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[Mohican]

Reason for my alias. Had this when I was 28,shortly after leaving the RAF-

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More recently-

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A clue to my occupation taken during movember last year-

[Mohican]

Reason for alias:See photo above

Age:40

Occupation:See photo above for a clue.

Location:Suffolk

Dream Job:Doing something i enjoyed

Person you would be reincarnated as:Johnny Cash

Fave comfort food:Anything with strong cheddar in it

Imaginary super power:unbreakable so I can carry on playing rugby.

[kinboshi]

Saw a Golden Eagle today. I don't use this word often, but it was awesome.

[technolog]

Reason for alias: When I first went on the internet ('95), I was trying to think of a username and I saw the maker's badge on my then PC - Technolog Data Systems from Friar Lane, Leicester.

Age: 49

Occupation: Maintenance Electrician by trade having 11 years as a coal face electrician followed by 15 years in a steel mill. I worked my way up over the years and am currently occupying the grandiose sounding role of Design Engineer in an electrical control panel building company.

Location: Desford, Leicestershire, though Ohio-bound in the next year or so.

Dream Job: Something interesting, perhaps in computers that paid well with lots of free time.

Person you would be reincarnated as: Wouldn't mind a go at Jack Prime II - new & improved.

Fave comfort food: Ice cream

Imaginary super power: Flying

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^^^ Excellent!

Moar of these plz.

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Playing the Monte Carlo satellite. My starting table is like a. 50/1 cash game.

Limp limp limp limp. Raise. Call call call call.

Flop nut straight in first level. 3 bet all in. Snapped by flush draw.

CHIPS!