Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[Eso Kral]

5: swat like crazy until wasps become too aggressive and dangerous to handle.

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Should the protective glasses be worn over the head or over the eyes?

[RED-DOG]

6: When it gets to the point where your life is at risk, retire and send Mrs Red in. (Mrs Red is totally fearless and more scary than all the wasps in the world)

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[Redsgirl]

7. Make sure you too are off your block on petrol fumes before you start.

Otherwise, standing in a angry cloud of wasps with armed with a bit of bendy plastic isn't quite as hilarious.

'Do you want a turn, Zelly?'

'Errm, No Thanks.'

'Ooh, go on, it's great fun, just like playing dennis, I mean tennis HAHAHAHAHA'

 

[Rod Paradise]

An in-situ commentator  - I'm liking this twist!!!

And Redsgirl now seems the sensible one of the family....

[david3103]

An in-situ commentator  - I'm liking this twist!!!

And Redsgirl now seems the sensible one of the family....

You've only just noticed?

[Redsgirl]

An in-situ commentator  - I'm liking this twist!!!

And Redsgirl now seems the sensible one of the family....

 Now? Seems?

[tikay]

First moles, now wasps.

So cruel.

Let them live.

[Rod Paradise]

An in-situ commentator  - I'm liking this twist!!!

And Redsgirl now seems the sensible one of the family....

 Now? Seems?

<<Note to self - ask Tal if there's a word for the ability to compliment one person and manage to upset everybody in one easy comment>>

In the spirit of when in a hole - DIG. Aye, I don't like to rush this kind of decision, Mrs Red is lovely so I don't want to upset her, Red has a certain gravitas (it's the tache & the gruff yorkshire voice), I've not met you so I had to allow the 2 I'd met to disqualify themselves by attacking a wasps bike with a fly swatter and a bucket of petrol. Bucket of petrol  & a lighter would make sense.

[tikay]

An in-situ commentator  - I'm liking this twist!!!

And Redsgirl now seems the sensible one of the family....

 Now? Seems?

<<Note to self - ask Tal if there's a word for the ability to compliment one person and manage to upset everybody in one easy comment>>

In the spirit of when in a hole - DIG. Aye, I don't like to rush this kind of decision, Mrs Red is lovely so I don't want to upset her, Red has a certain gravitas (it's the tache & the gruff yorkshire voice), I've not met you so I had to allow the 2 I'd met to disqualify themselves by attacking a wasps bike with a fly swatter and a bucket of petrol. Bucket of petrol  & a lighter would make sense.

Mrs Red could talk them to death. They'd fly away mid-sentence & before she paused for breath. (i.e., within the hour).

[RED-DOG]

An in-situ commentator  - I'm liking this twist!!!

And Redsgirl now seems the sensible one of the family....

 Now? Seems?

<<Note to self - ask Tal if there's a word for the ability to compliment one person and manage to upset everybody in one easy comment>>

In the spirit of when in a hole - DIG. Aye, I don't like to rush this kind of decision, Mrs Red is lovely so I don't want to upset her, Red has a certain gravitas (it's the tache & the gruff yorkshire voice), I've not met you so I had to allow the 2 I'd met to disqualify themselves by attacking a wasps bike with a fly swatter and a bucket of petrol. Bucket of petrol  & a lighter would make sense.

If you ignite the petrol, it makes a nice dramatic fireball which lasts for about 30 seconds and singes about 3 wasps. Alternatively, a small invisible flame travels with the petrol as it seeps into the ground until it reaches an air pocket, and then it goes off with a magnificent, but totally useless boom.

Drunken wasps, daredevil wife and fly swatter ftw, ain't had so much fun since the pigs ate my sister.

[Rod Paradise]

Away from the wasp wars....

Some clever bugger came up with "If the world had facebook in WW2"

http://damnxd.org/view.php?fid=1020

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[titaniumbean]

yeh that's brilliant!!


and as if fighting even 1 wasp is a good idea, ruuuuuuuuuuunnnn!!!

[RED-DOG]

Save Fib's gonads!

We don't want Five-ball Fib to become Free-ball Fib.

Just to go back to the subject of neutering, you're looking at the issue with human eyes and human thought processes.

Imagine you could never have sex ever again, wouldn't you be glad if the desire went away too?

Many Entire dogs spend their whole lives obsessing about sex but never getting any, and that's pretty horrible. (ask Vinny if you don't believe me)

Far kinder to take away the craving. He won't have any idea that anything is different, he'll just be calmer, less stressed and less distracted.

[Kev B]

Save Fib's gonads!

We don't want Five-ball Fib to become Free-ball Fib.

Just to go back to the subject of neutering, you're looking at the issue with human eyes and human thought processes.

Imagine you could never have sex ever again, wouldn't you be glad if the desire went away too?

Many Entire dogs spend their whole lives obsessing about sex but never getting any, and that's pretty horrible. (ask Vinny if you don't believe me)

Far kinder to take away the craving. He won't have any idea that anything is different, he'll just be calmer, less stressed and less distracted.

I did lol.

I've been in a relationship for 18 years, I don't have to worry about not having sex. 

[technolog]

Save Fib's gonads!

We don't want Five-ball Fib to become Free-ball Fib.

Just to go back to the subject of neutering, you're looking at the issue with human eyes and human thought processes.

Imagine you could never have sex ever again, wouldn't you be glad if the desire went away too?

Many Entire dogs spend their whole lives obsessing about sex but never getting any, and that's pretty horrible. (ask Vinny if you don't believe me)

Far kinder to take away the craving. He won't have any idea that anything is different, he'll just be calmer, less stressed and less distracted.

That's the beauty of having two dogs - they both get plenty