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[ShatnerPants]

I just feel 'king miserable today. 

I know why, and there's feck all I can do about it.

Except die.   Except I'm not that far gone.

See.  Even my misery is half cocked.

Bollocks bollocks bollocks fuck shit

Apologies for the above.

[Graham C]

annoying short stack twats that disconnect on purpose to use the DP

[booder]

played 2 tournys today............and bubbled them both              fk my life

 

[chrisbruce]

I was honestly left speechless by this one.....FFS

Insta call on the turn


***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 402047400 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 Buy-in + $9 Entry Fee, Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante)) - Wednesday, August 20, 19:54:25 GMT 2008
$16,000 Guaranteed NL Hold'em #162027
Table 5 9-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 8
Seat 1: tippy198 ( 3,521 )
Seat 2: CANCEL1 ( 2,225 )
Seat 3: Hitandrun ( 3,570 )
Seat 4: dazza147 ( 3,605 )
Seat 5: BingoBarsch ( 4,531 )
Seat 6: zzzzz27 ( 5,468.75 )
Seat 7: Westunited ( 5,769 )
Seat 9: dangero ( 5,080 )
Tourney Level:3 Blinds(25/50-(no ante))
BingoBarsch posts small blind [25]
zzzzz27 posts big blind [50]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hitandrun [ , ]
Westunited folds
dangero folds
tippy198 calls [50]
CANCEL1 folds
Hitandrun raises to [225]
dazza147 folds
BingoBarsch folds
zzzzz27 calls [175]
tippy198 calls [175]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , Ah, ]
zzzzz27 checks
tippy198 checks
Hitandrun bets [525]
zzzzz27 folds
tippy198 calls [525]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
tippy198 checks
Hitandrun goes all-in
Hitandrun bets [2,820]
tippy198 calls [2,771]
tippy198 goes all-in
Returning uncalled bet [49] to Hitandrun
** Showdown **
tippy198 shows [ , ]
Hitandrun shows [ , ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
tippy198 wins 7,292 from main pot with a straight, Ace to Ten
************  Game 402047400 ends  ************

[Graham C]

Great

PokerStars Game #19769728950: Tournament #103324885, $7.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2008/08/20 - 18:21:03 (ET)
Table '103324885 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 4: mboardman (2150 in chips)
Seat 7: RockmanSF (3640 in chips)
Seat 8: 3mark3 (6680 in chips)
Seat 9: Graham0573 (1030 in chips)
mboardman: posts the ante 25
RockmanSF: posts the ante 25
3mark3: posts the ante 25
Graham0573: posts the ante 25
Graham0573: posts small blind 150
mboardman: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [ ]
RockmanSF: folds
3mark3: folds
Graham0573: raises 705 to 1005 and is all-in
mboardman: calls 705
*** FLOP *** [ ]
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Graham0573: shows [ ] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
mboardman: shows [ ] (two pair, Queens and Sevens - Eight kicker)
mboardman collected 2110 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2110 | Rake 0
Board [ ]
Seat 4: mboardman (big blind) showed [ ] and won (2110) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 7: RockmanSF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: 3mark3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Graham0573 (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sevens

[booder]

mods can be too quick sometimes in denying me my daily 

[Longy]

mods can be too quick sometimes in denying me my daily 

Lol i was going for the  .

Damn you mods.

[MANTIS01]

Learner Drivers are everywhere, absolutely feckin everywhere.

[bolt pp]

[ ] good day today

[Graham C]

PokerStars Game #19818346690:  Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/08/22 - 18:04:41 (ET)
Table 'Midas' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Sweetdarla ($40.50 in chips)
Seat 2: FJ Bourne ($41.50 in chips)
Seat 3: harveydent2 ($23.35 in chips)
Seat 4: hazzer1979 ($16.30 in chips)
Seat 5: rempartsjim ($12.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Graham0573 ($66.15 in chips)
Graham0573: posts small blind $0.25
Sweetdarla: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Graham0573 [As Ah]
FJ Bourne: folds
harveydent2: folds
hazzer1979: folds
rempartsjim: folds
Graham0573: raises $1.50 to $2
Sweetdarla: raises $5.50 to $7.50
Graham0573: raises $11 to $18.50
Sweetdarla: calls $11
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Graham0573: bets $28
Sweetdarla: calls $22 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($6) returned to Graham0573
*** TURN *** [ ] []
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Graham0573: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Sweetdarla: shows [ ] (a flush, Queen high)
Sweetdarla collected $78 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $81 | Rake $3
Board [ ]
Seat 1: Sweetdarla (big blind) showed [ ] and won ($78) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 2: FJ Bourne folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: harveydent2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: hazzer1979 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: rempartsjim (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Graham0573 (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces

[Jim-D]

Poker is the Devil...

[ShatnerPants]

Poker is the Devil...

Poker = life

Therefore

Life is the Devil.

[pokefast]

Poker is the Devil...

Poker = life

Therefore

Life is the Devil.

So true funny how it seems.............

[The_nun]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UYb83KM4at4

He couldn't mime too well.

[gatso]

1) jagermeister makes my head go boom, boom, boom, boom.
b) seriously, why's this in the rail? took me ages to find it again