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« Reply #1320 on: December 11, 2011, 01:06:24 PM »

Like the beans in a bowl to keep them from contaminating other stuff.  toast should deffo be left unbuttered and cut into triangles.  I don't like tomatoes so gonna just deduct points based on personal preference which seems to be the done thing round here.  Love fried onions, but no place on a brekkie.  Bacon, mushrooms and tea look spot on.  Eggs probs are too but would like to see evidence of dippiness.  Agree with celtic re black pudding. 

All that said, I'm now very hungry and would not be complaining if that was shoved under my nose right now.  7/10.

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« Reply #1321 on: December 11, 2011, 01:10:14 PM »

Fine effort, have to agree with the other comments though re bean bowl, onions and cherry toms.

Imo heaven would be,

4 bacon
3 sausages
2 eggs
beans
peeled plum toms
mushrooms
1 hash brown
1 slice black pudding
1 slice white pudding
toast
bread n butter
brew
 
and if i'm feeling really greedy chuck a couple of slices of spam on too.
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« Reply #1322 on: December 11, 2011, 05:44:22 PM »


...Eggs probs are too but would like to see evidence of dippiness...


Dippiness confirmed. Eggs too.
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« Reply #1323 on: December 11, 2011, 07:18:35 PM »

red onions lolol
tomato really has no place on there either
toast is already buttered so why does it need a seperate plate?
wtf is the teaspoon doing there? is jack expected to eat his fryup with a teaspoon and fork with the knife saved for dessert?

but overall a decent effort, well above average for this thread
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« Reply #1324 on: December 11, 2011, 08:49:28 PM »

Meh, you've had since 2008 to get it right...

Poor effort considering..

P.S. pop an extra tea bag in the mug before serving.. or at least pour the water while it's still kinetically boiling ffs...

On the basis that you have had the best part of three years to get it right I'm sticking with a 4/10 i'm afraid...

-5 alone for trying to curry votes by seperating the beanamants

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« Reply #1325 on: December 11, 2011, 08:59:20 PM »

Is there going to be a " Rate my christmas dinner?" I do hope so. I think it would be a great idea because its a one off event, people aint going to make another one with different ingredients just to score higher, and theres the added bonus of taking the mick out off, sorry, I mean admiring other folks crimbo table/decs and stuff!
Everyone take pic on the big day please, I mean there wont be much else to do!
will do this Mrs red

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the first year we was toghether she burnt one side of the turkey ...was ok though we had 18lb turkey .....for two of us
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« Reply #1326 on: January 20, 2013, 01:27:38 PM »

served in local cafe, with a pint mug of tea
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« Reply #1327 on: January 20, 2013, 01:34:35 PM »

Did they forget to put the tomatoes on the plate and just throw them from the counter?
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« Reply #1328 on: January 20, 2013, 01:50:29 PM »

 
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« Reply #1329 on: January 20, 2013, 01:52:45 PM »

WTF is up with what I assume to be the beans - looks like droppings from a radioactive rabbit.

Whilst the quantity is impressive, it leaves questions to be answered.

What is the bacon like - you've hidden it with toast. Whilst we're on the subject toast plus fried bread is not needed. You've got the superior fried bread - that toast could easily be more meat.

Sausages look OK but, again, they're shrouded in toast.

As Eck said - loltomatoes.

Apart from these quibbles, a fine platter.
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« Reply #1330 on: January 20, 2013, 01:59:00 PM »

served in local cafe, with a pint mug of tea

There's just too much of it. Stick the the toast on a separate plate and sort the beans and tomi's out ffs!
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« Reply #1331 on: January 20, 2013, 02:00:03 PM »

I'm finding the toast on the bacon rather tilting.
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« Reply #1332 on: January 20, 2013, 02:00:58 PM »

Did we ever get Spacefrogs effort that he kept promising?
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« Reply #1333 on: January 20, 2013, 03:42:22 PM »

served in local cafe, with a pint mug of tea

There's just too much of it. Stick the the toast on a separate plate and sort the beans and tomi's out ffs!

Are you allowed to post any criticism on this thread? Cheesy
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« Reply #1334 on: January 20, 2013, 03:43:05 PM »

I'm finding the toast on the bacon rather tilting.

I think the toast is hiding the fact that the bacon is undercooked.
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