Rate My Fry-up...

[dreenie]

I spoke to my Mum's boyfriend, who is a chef, he said most chefs grill there bacon and tomatoes

attempt 3 coming up in a few days... sigh!

[dreenie]

All these pictures were taken on my phone, so I couldn't fit the drinks, cutlery and sauces into the picture.

Eh?

I managed to take a picture of the houses of parliament on my phone, and I still had room left over for a picture of someone playing the piano at St Pancras.

LOOOOOL

[resdes]

OK made this one myself so no cheating! Marks out of 10?

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[The Camel]

OK made this one myself so no cheating! Marks out of 10?

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What on earth is wrong with that egg?

Did you buy it from Chernobyl Farms?

No mushrooms, bacon needs at least 2 more rashers

On the positive side, fried bread looks incredible and the sausages look good too.

6.25/10

[cambridgealex]

needs OJ, second egg (first egg also looks shit), butter (though it looks like marg - oh god) looks like its been spread by a 5 year old.

Otherwise, looks amazing to be honest, one of the best on here.

7.5

[Dubai]

Egg is a joke but not as bad as the raw tomatoes

[Woodsey]

I'd eat that 7/10, not a bad effort.

[EvilPie]

Egg is obviously a disgrace.

Might be an idea to butter your toast while it's still warm in the future.

Hash browns look like they might still be frozen.

Tomatoes should actually be cooked.

Sausages look decent but a bit small.

Fried bread looks over cooked to me but that's just a preference thing.

Beans seem to have escaped on to the tomato and sausages. Poor presentation.

Would definitely eat it but wouldn't be happy about the egg particularly the missing one.

Overall good effort though. solid 6/10

[The Camel]

needs OJ, second egg (first egg also looks shit), butter (though it looks like marg - oh god) looks like its been spread by a 5 year old.

Otherwise, looks amazing to be honest, one of the best on here.

7.5

How on earth can you tell it's marg just from that pic?

[Laxie]

Deformed egg and only one  -1

Tomatoes never saw the pan  -1

Beans obv thrown on the plate from across the room, but more importantly...beans and egg(s) should NEVER be near each other!  Drippy egg yolk and bean juice do NOT go together.  -1.5

Toast not uniformly toasted and was buttered cold.  -1

Hash browns look raw.  -1

No napkin.  We're a civilised lot ffs.  You wiping your mouth on you're sleeve?  -1

Where's the mushrooms & orange juice?!  Sigh.  -1

Sausages don't look too bad and you included black pudding, so will give ya two points back.

Fried bread looks too dark for my liking, but you gave it a go.  +1

Correct fork and knife placement.  +1


Not horrible, but improvements required.  6.5/10

[bobAlike]

Don't know whats wrong with everbody lately. Too soft just like that egg.

Toms underdone -1
Bean spillage -1
Only 1 egg which looks just wrong -1
Cold buttered toast -1
Hash browns -0.5
Burnt fried bread -1
No mushrooms -0.5
More bacon needed -0.5

+1 for effort

4.5/10

[GreekStein]

this thread used to be really fun. now its just full of grumpy old gits

[Laxie]

this thread used to be really fun. now its just full of grumpy old gits

You've reviewed the grumps.  Give us your version of a fun review for that brekkie.

[mondatoo]

Napkin with a Fry up, a FRY UP, what is this ?

[EvilPie]

No napkin.  We're a civilised lot ffs.  You wiping your mouth on you're sleeve?  -1

Monda's got a good point. WTF do we need a napkin for?

I personally find that by aiming my fork for the middle part of my mouth I can avoid the need for a napkin altogether.