Rate My Fry-up...

[Laxie]

Hiding the key fob in future?   

[DAN DAN]

I wouldn't even eat that!  Ok our local butcher has a special £6 deal.  I'll make it this weekend then post it up.  You will all be heading to my house for the weekend after I promise.

[DAN DAN]

I'm thinking you probably don't put napkins in your glasses at home either Tikay?

[Claw75]

Certainly better than Amatay's, yes?

Agreed, but that's about the only positive thing to be said about the last effort I'm afraid.  Scroll back a few pages and take a look at a 'proper' fry up (mine, obviously).  I challenge you to make one of your own next time you're at home - it'll be worth it for the sense of achievement you'll feel!

[gatso]

the only thing that made me think it might be tikay's house was the carpet

[Claw75]

the only thing that made me think it might be tikay's house was the carpet

    POTW!

[phatomch]

no mushrooms, black pud only one tiny snorker? and far too much juice Kev will have a fit when he see's there is not a good barrier between the egg/ beans/tomato.
Oh and no newspaper.

1 point for the fact you dont have to wash up afterwards.

You need to hotel at Walsall at j10 (not the village the other one) they do the best hotel fry up I have seen in any of the poker cities

[spacefrog]

OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

You rich and old yes? I do the food yes?

This worse 1.


The tea I love. Plate, tea plate, cup, 1 litre of milks, tea holder. So rosbif.

[Jon MW]

I have 2 fry ups for your critical analysis.

1.  This one was a family fry up for tea courtesy of my Mum:

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The ingredients are sausage, bacon, egg, fried sliced potatoes, black pudding, breaded garlic mushrooms (), beans, bread and butter and fried bread.

Apologies were given for the lack of tomato, but the only other mitigating circumstance was that this was being cooked for five people.

2.   This one was from the bar/grill opposite the Broadway in Birmingham.

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This one was clearly very disappointing. No black pudding, no tomatoes, far too many beans and not enough sausages. The coffee was good though, but generally speaking this is a fry up location to avoid.

[Colchester Kev]

please please please COOK THE SAUSAGES !!!

[kinboshi]

Jon, why are the slices of bread and toast trying to escape from the plate? 

I'm with Kiv on the cooking of the sausages.  I'm sure spacefrog will like the mushrooms though

[Jon MW]

Jon, why are the slices of bread and toast trying to escape from the plate? 

I'm with Kiv on the cooking of the sausages.  I'm sure spacefrog will like the mushrooms though

I didn't want to obscure the plate with bread products.

And I agree about the sausages as well, but she was cooking 20 of them so that's where the mitigating circumstance of not getting them all perfectly browned all the way round comes in.

[Rod Paradise]

Jon, why are the slices of bread and toast trying to escape from the plate? 

I'm with Kiv on the cooking of the sausages.  I'm sure spacefrog will like the mushrooms though

I didn't want to obscure the plate with bread products.

And I agree about the sausages as well, but she was cooking 20 of them so that's where the mitigating circumstance of not getting them all perfectly browned all the way round comes in.

A bit of carefull turnage on the sausages to browned side up & you had a winner (even though beans are a fry-up nono in my book).

[RED-DOG]

Apologies were given for the lack of tomato, but the only other mitigating circumstance was that this was being cooked for five people


I agree about the sausages as well, but she was cooking 20 of them so that's where the mitigating circumstance of not getting them all perfectly browned all the way round comes in.

Jon. Mitigating circumstances are fine, but you can't get points for them. If you could, how long do you think it would be before Kendall posted a picture of a plate saying, "I know it's empty, but in mitigation, I didn't cook anything"
"Now since there's nothing to criticise, I demand full marks for everything"

[TheChipPrince]

Apologies were given for the lack of tomato, but the only other mitigating circumstance was that this was being cooked for five people


I agree about the sausages as well, but she was cooking 20 of them so that's where the mitigating circumstance of not getting them all perfectly browned all the way round comes in.

Jon. Mitigating circumstances are fine, but you can't get points for them. If you could, how long do you think it would be before Kendall posted a picture of a plate saying, "I know it's empty, but in mitigation, I didn't cook anything"
"Now since there's nothing to criticise, I demand full marks for everything"

Probably any day now to be honest...