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Topic: Rate My Fry-up... (Read 331825 times)
bolt pp
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Re: Rate My Fry-up...
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November 14, 2008, 02:58:45 PM »
-1 mangled egg
-1 the sun
-1 haggis
-1 being scottish and that
6.5, good effort
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snoopy1239
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Re: Rate My Fry-up...
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November 14, 2008, 03:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Eck on November 14, 2008, 01:21:58 PM
Right have the day off so thought i would make sure the camera was charged and submit another effort for your comments......
Flame away but i have just finished it and can tell you it was cracking, now i am off to lie in the bath before having a kip...fkn tough life this...
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6.5 out of 10 from me.
Sausages aren't quite cooked properly, the egg does look a little rubbery, and some of the random slabs look a bit dry and possess a worrying resemblance to dog excrement. Oh, and half a mark off for the Sun being your morning reading. Apart from that, pretty solid effort.
Edit: Half a mark back for it not being the Sun. But 2.5 off for it being slightly deceptive in the photo.
6.75 out of 10.
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Re: Rate My Fry-up...
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Quote from: bolt pp on November 14, 2008, 02:58:45 PM
-1 mangled egg
-1 the sun
-1 haggis
-1 being scottish and that
6.5, good effort
-99 to bolt for numeracy skills.
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snoopy1239
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November 14, 2008, 03:01:55 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on November 14, 2008, 01:46:33 PM
I don't know why but it looks like Snoopy lives in a student flat. Also, the orange juice in a wine glass. Was this the only clean one left? And the salt shaker isn't the poshest I've ever seen either.
Can't disagree with any of that. Very observant.
I don't like to fuck around with appearances.
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November 14, 2008, 03:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Eck on November 14, 2008, 02:49:19 PM
tank - I still need someone to explain the need for hash browns/potato based product on a fry up plate though. Next you will be wanting pancakes and telling me my eggs weren't done 'over easy' or some other random American nonsense. It's a fry up not an all American brunch thread imo.
I hate to tell you but if you flip the egg in the pan & cook both sides it is over-easy if the yolk is runny, and over-medium if it's a bit more solid. Yours looks over medium.
The Anglos seem to like theirs sunny side up.
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November 14, 2008, 03:03:49 PM »
What page is Kev's brekkie on?
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gatso
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November 14, 2008, 03:05:08 PM »
lol @ people still deducting points to the sun despite a) it not being the sun and b) the fact that it's already been pointed out that it's not the sun
oh and c) you can't really deduct fry up points for having a tabloid
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Colchester Kev
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Quote from: snoopy1239 on November 14, 2008, 03:03:49 PM
What page is Kev's brekkie on?
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=37373.msg838430#msg838430
Look and learn son ... look and learn.
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November 14, 2008, 03:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on November 14, 2008, 03:07:15 PM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on November 14, 2008, 03:03:49 PM
What page is Kev's brekkie on?
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=37373.msg838430#msg838430
Look and learn son ... look and learn.
Looks good at first glance, although I'm tempted to take a mark off for no corn on the cob. Personal taste, but I don't like too much juice with the beans and might consider cooking the hash browns and bacon a tad more. The sausages look good, but the toast seems to have freckles, and what's happened to the place mat? Also, I think you can have
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much butter on the bread. No knife and fork, so you clearly ate with your hands. Mark added for bravery. 7.5 out of 10. Nice work.
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Colchester Kev
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November 14, 2008, 03:16:42 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on November 14, 2008, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on November 14, 2008, 03:07:15 PM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on November 14, 2008, 03:03:49 PM
What page is Kev's brekkie on?
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=37373.msg838430#msg838430
Look and learn son ... look and learn.
Looks good at first glance, although I'm tempted to take a mark off for no corn on the cob. Personal taste, but I don't like too much juice with the beans and might consider cooking the hash browns and bacon a tad more. The sausages look good, but the toast seems to have freckles, and what's happened to the place mat? Also, I think you can have
too
much butter on the bread. No knife and fork, so you clearly ate with your hands. Mark added for bravery. 7.5 out of 10. Nice work.
sigh ... was fried bread you plum, as for the knife and fork/placemat comment ... this is a fry up thread not fkin "homes & Gardens" ... or "Squats and bedsits" in your case
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Re: Rate My Fry-up...
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November 14, 2008, 03:22:14 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on November 14, 2008, 03:16:42 PM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on November 14, 2008, 03:12:56 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on November 14, 2008, 03:07:15 PM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on November 14, 2008, 03:03:49 PM
What page is Kev's brekkie on?
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=37373.msg838430#msg838430
Look and learn son ... look and learn.
Looks good at first glance, although I'm tempted to take a mark off for no corn on the cob. Personal taste, but I don't like too much juice with the beans and might consider cooking the hash browns and bacon a tad more. The sausages look good, but the toast seems to have freckles, and what's happened to the place mat? Also, I think you can have
too
much butter on the bread. No knife and fork, so you clearly ate with your hands.
Mark added for bravery.
7.5 out of 10. Nice work.
sigh ... was fried bread you plum,
as for the knife and fork/placemat comment ... this is a fry up thread not fkin "homes & Gardens" ... or "Squats and bedsits" in your case
... fk me, gave you an extra mark for that and then got insulted. As such, I'm going to take away the mark for insolence. 6.5 out of 10.
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WYSINWYG
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Re: Rate My Fry-up...
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November 14, 2008, 03:26:09 PM »
Great job Eck, I'd eat it. What did you do with the haggis? Slice off a bit and griddle/grill?
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Quote from: gatso on November 14, 2008, 03:05:08 PM
lol @ people still deducting points to the sun despite a) it not being the sun and b) the fact that it's already been pointed out that it's not the sun
oh and c) you can't really deduct fry up points for having a tabloid
My apologies to Eck. I have edited my post.
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November 14, 2008, 03:29:06 PM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on November 14, 2008, 03:27:56 PM
Quote from: gatso on November 14, 2008, 03:05:08 PM
lol @ people still deducting points to the sun despite a) it not being the sun and b) the fact that it's already been pointed out that it's not the sun
oh and c) you can't really deduct fry up points for having a tabloid
My apologies to Eck. I have edited my post.
good beagle
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Re: Rate My Fry-up...
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Quote from: Rod Paradise on November 14, 2008, 03:02:51 PM
Quote from: Eck on November 14, 2008, 02:49:19 PM
tank - I still need someone to explain the need for hash browns/potato based product on a fry up plate though. Next you will be wanting pancakes and telling me my eggs weren't done 'over easy' or some other random American nonsense. It's a fry up not an all American brunch thread imo.
I hate to tell you but if you flip the egg in the pan & cook both sides it is over-easy if the yolk is runny, and over-medium if it's a bit more solid. Yours looks over medium.
The Anglos seem to like theirs sunny side up.
AAAAAARGGHHHHH i couldn't give a fuck if it's over easy, way too easy, or a complete slag of an egg it was a fried egg ffs not an exercise in Americanising (probably not a word but fuck off i'm having a rant) a fuckin fry up.
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