Rate My Fry-up...

[Rod Paradise]

Consider it done. I think i'll have to make time to contribute another effort...

Will there be a "Rate My Xmas Dinner" Thread?

You swine Kendall - if I have to get everything together for a photo as well as cook, carve and dish it out I'll lose the plot totally. Just accept that my Xmas dinner will be the best and move on.

I was not aware that Chrisianity, & thus Christmas, had reached Scotland.

We give presents and eat to much to celebrate the birth of baby Santa just like everyone else.

[barhell]

May i present my attempt for marks out of 10.

[RED-DOG]

Where are the fried eggs ffs?

[RED-DOG]

  For time wasting

[dik9]

Can't focus on it properly, as my eyes keep getting drawn to a piglet mug with a santa hat on? Obviously the mug is not yours, where is your plate and fry-up?

[bolt pp]

too much butter on the taost -0.5, mangles the toast, on its own i dont mind a heavily buttered bit of toast but with a fry up its just unnecarcerry

is it homebeand tomato sause? if so -1.5

-1 for no fried slice, it's a must for me

have to say i dont mind the ommission of fried eggs and on the whole looks a tasty effort, something lacking thouth and although ive taken 3 points from specific parts of the fry up i feel another 1 point deduction is in order for it missing just that something special, cant put my finger on it.

a not bad 6/10

[gatso]

Where are the fried eggs ffs?

this

and also if you're going to put ketchup in the shot (though I'd rather you didn't, brown sauce is what's needed) at least make it heinz. those 2 obvious flaws make it kinda difficult to concentrate on anything else

possibly the best toast to date though

[booder]

too much butter on the taost -0.5, mangles the toast, on its own i dont mind a heavily buttered bit of toast but with a fry up its just unnecarcerry

is it homebeand tomato sause? if so -1.5

-1 for no fried slice, it's a must for me

have to say i dont mind the ommission of fried eggs and on the whole looks a tasty effort, something lacking thouth and although ive taken 3 points from specific parts of the fry up i feel another 1 point deduction is in order for it missing just that something special, cant put my finger on it.

a not bad 6/10

you go to the same school as Ironside Bolty ?

[bolt pp]

too much butter on the taost -0.5, mangles the toast, on its own i dont mind a heavily buttered bit of toast but with a fry up its just unnecarcerry

is it homebeand tomato sause? if so -1.5

-1 for no fried slice, it's a must for me

have to say i dont mind the ommission of fried eggs and on the whole looks a tasty effort, something lacking thouth and although ive taken 3 points from specific parts of the fry up i feel another 1 point deduction is in order for it missing just that something special, cant put my finger on it.

a not bad 6/10

you go to the same school as Ironside Bolty ?

I wasnt clever enough to get in

lol im 4-tabling and sorting out my football action, it's that or i'm sending misspelled coded messages to muslim radicals! (my mate osama cant get a bet on from his cave and he wants to know what my days action is)

bollox thats it, 4/10 for the fry up now for booder taking the piss

[bolt pp]

Where are the fried eggs ffs?

possibly the best toast to date though

     quality!

[spacefrog]

May i present my attempt for marks out of 10.

Spacefrog like this. I have problem now Rosbif is making magic and I want eat this thing.


This is wrong no? Piglet is see his maman and papa in bacons and boudin noir. You make like a Guantanamo Bay for Winnie friends. Spacefrog tell polices.

[Josedinho]

May i present my attempt for marks out of 10.

This is wrong no? Piglet is see his maman and papa in bacons and boudin noir. You make like a Guantanamo Bay for Winnie friends. Spacefrog tell polices.

Post of the year for me.

Veg on the plate -2
Dodgy ketchup -0.5
friend bread ommited -1
lacking "je ne sais quoi" -0.5
causing spacefrogs comment +1

7/10

[booder]

May i present my attempt for marks out of 10.

This is wrong no? Piglet is see his maman and papa in bacons and boudin noir. You make like a Guantanamo Bay for Winnie friends. Spacefrog tell polices.

Post of the year for me.

+1

[mondatoo]

May i present my attempt for marks out of 10.

Spacefrog like this. I have problem now Rosbif is making magic and I want eat this thing.


This is wrong no? Piglet is see his maman and papa in bacons and boudin noir. You make like a Guantanamo Bay for Winnie friends. Spacefrog tell polices.

Sigh that people probably definitly even understand spacefrog better than they do me.

As for the breakfast i agree that the ketchup in shot is just bad, spoils the rest of it for me  

[gatso]

May i present my attempt for marks out of 10.

Spacefrog like this. I have problem now Rosbif is making magic and I want eat this thing.


This is wrong no? Piglet is see his maman and papa in bacons and boudin noir. You make like a Guantanamo Bay for Winnie friends. Spacefrog tell polices.

Sigh that people probably definitly even understand spacefrog better than they do me.

As for the breakfast i agree that the ketchup in shot is just bad, spoils the rest of it for me  

pardon?