I'm currently in Singapore getting myself ready for the biggest weekend of football for at least a decade (for a toon fan), Robson had a great couple of seasons, aswell as Keegan, but this is the season I've enjoyed the most....simply because it was so unexpected.
Meeting up with the NUFC Singapore supporters club, so should be a cracking atmosphere, they are giving away 2 free pints if you turn up in black and white (£8 a pint average over here
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HOWAY THE LADSA Man is walking through a park in Newcastle one day, when he hears a child screaming. To his horror he sees a rottweiller attacking a small boy.
Without a second thought the man dives onto the dog and a monumental battle begins.
The man gets bitten and clawed to within an inch of his life but somehow manages to pull the dog off the child, with the last ounce of strength he strangles the ferocious beast.
A man with a camera around his neck rushes over to the bloody scene.
"I'm a reporter with the Newcastle Chronicle and that is the bravest deed i have ever seen. I can jst see the front page now - GEORDIE HERO SAVES CHILD FROM CERTAIN DEATH"
"That's very kind of you replies the hero - but I'm not a Geordie - I'm from Sunderland"
The reported thinks for a while and replies
"That's alright - You'll still make the headlines - MACKEM B*****D KILLS FAMILY PET"
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