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« Reply #240 on: July 09, 2010, 11:27:23 AM » |
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have debated posting this one due to both oldness and crapness but doesn't seem to be stopping boldie anyone else......
Scotsman goes into a bakery and points to an item on display. "is that a sausage roll or a meringue?". "No you're right" says the baker "it is a sausage roll"
can someone explain this one to me? thanks Say "a meringue" in a Scottish accent and you might figure it out. Bloody hell tighty even i worked that one out! |
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« Reply #241 on: July 09, 2010, 12:05:05 PM » |
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Tighty's too posh innit
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« Reply #242 on: July 09, 2010, 12:28:55 PM » |
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The grandad looks at him for a while then goes and fetches one of his old porno mags. He flips it open, pages through and leaves it open on a picture of a naked woman posing.
"You see those stars, Johnny?"
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"Well the person who put them there is a c*&t."
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« Reply #243 on: July 09, 2010, 12:32:09 PM » |
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Tighty's too posh innit
What's it meant to sound like!? |
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« Reply #244 on: July 09, 2010, 12:34:45 PM » |
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Police have offered £10,000 reward for information that leads to the arrest of Raoul Moat. If he's not found by Saturday it goes up to £20,000 making it a Raoul over.
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« Reply #245 on: July 09, 2010, 01:17:11 PM » |
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I wish people would stop posting jokes about this guy.
It's not even raoulmoatley funny.
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« Reply #246 on: July 09, 2010, 01:20:23 PM » |
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a meh-rang, the Phonetic spelling of " A meringue"
am eye rong, the Phonetic spelling of "Am I wrong?"
Perhaps I had better stop analysing at this point
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« Reply #247 on: July 09, 2010, 01:22:57 PM » |
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am eye rong, the Phonetic spelling of "Am I wrong?"
not if said in a Glaswegian accent. If the joke was about a gentleman from Bedfordshire it would be even more crap. |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #248 on: July 09, 2010, 01:23:12 PM » |
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a meh-rang, the Phonetic spelling of " A meringue"
am eye rong, the Phonetic spelling of "Am I wrong?"
Perhaps I shouldn't have started analysing in the first place.
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« Reply #249 on: July 09, 2010, 01:24:36 PM » |
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it's still better than the where's wally joke tho
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #250 on: July 09, 2010, 01:25:27 PM » |
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My stupidity apart, Claw's jokes are light years ahead of anything Boldie has posted.
Carry on Claw.
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My eyes are open wide
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« Reply #251 on: July 09, 2010, 01:31:06 PM » |
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it's still better than the where's wally joke tho
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Motivational speeches at their best:
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« Reply #252 on: July 09, 2010, 01:33:29 PM » |
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Carry on Claw.
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« Reply #253 on: July 09, 2010, 01:41:17 PM » |
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took me about 8 times saying meringue out loud to figure it out. then another couple of hours wondering how he doesn't know the difference between a meringue and a sausage roll
I gave up on that and am now wondering who raoul moat is
maybe I just shouldn't open this thread anymore but it's kinda addictive seeing how bad boldage's jokes can get
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« Reply #254 on: July 09, 2010, 01:44:28 PM » |
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it's still better than the where's wally joke tho
+ several How is the "where's wally" joke not funny? |
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