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« Reply #675 on: October 11, 2011, 12:29:32 PM » |
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Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?
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« Reply #676 on: October 11, 2011, 01:03:27 PM » |
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Mexico,they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds,"But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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« Reply #677 on: October 11, 2011, 01:07:33 PM » |
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Oh, and bolder, that was you worst effort by a long way.
Think that's a very unfair comment....................... if you go back through the thread there are at least 20 as bad as that one... Thank you, I know you'd stand up for me! Oh wait. Just for that; So New York has built a 'Park in the sky' then? Hope it works better than their 'Airport in a skyscraper' idea |
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #678 on: October 11, 2011, 03:05:08 PM » |
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They're a little worried in the McCartney household. His new wife is already spending twice as much on shoes.
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams
The secret to a happy life - "Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal
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« Reply #679 on: October 11, 2011, 08:46:37 PM » |
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If iPhone have the same problems as Blackberry tomorrow, I can see the headlines, "Blackberry and Apple crumble"
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« Reply #680 on: October 11, 2011, 09:52:48 PM » |
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I popped into the Borg supermarket the other day for some apples.
I wanted some braeburns but they only had pink ladies.
I asked an employee for some help but she didn’t know so she put out an announcement over the tannoy
‘Assistance in fruit aisle’
that took me a very long time to get can you fill me i please... i feel so stupid. Borg supermarket...?...assistance in the fruit Isle... =resistance is futile ? not sure |
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« Reply #681 on: October 12, 2011, 11:30:48 AM » |
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Paul McCartney's finding it hard to adapt to his new wife.
When she asks for a foot rub he still keeps reaching for the sandpaper.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #682 on: October 12, 2011, 12:52:37 PM » |
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to carry on the theme of terrible jokes this week:
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly, but I'm no Dean Martin".
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« Reply #683 on: October 12, 2011, 03:59:12 PM » |
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Paul McCartney's finding it hard to adapt to his new wife.
When she asks for a foot rub he still keeps reaching for the sandpaper.
£25 Million settlement she got. That buys a lot of planes. |
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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« Reply #684 on: October 12, 2011, 08:26:05 PM » |
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to carry on the theme of terrible jokes this week:
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly, but I'm no Dean Martin".
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« Reply #685 on: October 13, 2011, 12:00:50 PM » |
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A man has gone to A&E after a sex game went wrong leaving him with 6 toy horses stuck up his bum. Doctors described his condition as "stable"
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #686 on: October 13, 2011, 12:06:07 PM » |
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The missus suggested we used some toys in the bedroom to spice things up a bit. She wasn't too impressed the ungrateful bitch.....2 fucking hours it took me to set that scalextric up.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #687 on: October 13, 2011, 12:07:58 PM » |
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Paddy says to Murphy "Christmas is on a Friday this year" Murphy replied "i hope its not the 13th"
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #688 on: October 13, 2011, 12:14:57 PM » |
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Petition to ban Girgles from this thread. Horriffic stuff!
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« Reply #689 on: October 13, 2011, 12:16:32 PM » |
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Blackberry marking the death of Steve Jobs with 3 days of silence
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