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« Reply #1230 on: April 03, 2018, 10:01:59 AM »

Jokes about white sugar are rare. But jokes about brown sugar...Demerara.
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« Reply #1231 on: April 03, 2018, 12:16:46 PM »

I feel that not only has Brad taken over Mantis at business, he has also taken over his blonde account Sad
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« Reply #1232 on: April 03, 2018, 12:21:28 PM »

Jokes about white sugar are rare. But jokes about brown sugar...Demerara.

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« Reply #1233 on: April 03, 2018, 03:41:54 PM »

I feel that not only has Brad taken over Mantis at business, he has also taken over his blonde account Sad

Brad belongs in the joke thread mate
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« Reply #1234 on: April 03, 2018, 04:01:36 PM »

I feel that not only has Brad taken over Mantis at business, he has also taken over his blonde account Sad

Brad belongs in the joke thread mate

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« Reply #1235 on: April 27, 2018, 07:18:41 AM »

I called the amputee helpline today and got cut off.
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« Reply #1236 on: April 27, 2018, 07:20:17 AM »

I do backing vocals. I'm the one who says, "This vehicle is reversing".
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« Reply #1237 on: May 04, 2018, 09:42:37 AM »

PLEASE BE CAREFUL! ! I don’t know if this is a scam or not? I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show, then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show....
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.

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« Reply #1238 on: May 04, 2018, 10:04:28 AM »

Six of the seven dwarves are not happy.
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« Reply #1239 on: May 07, 2018, 11:13:31 PM »

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.
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« Reply #1240 on: May 08, 2018, 10:16:00 AM »

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.

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« Reply #1241 on: June 02, 2018, 10:14:17 AM »

I bought a massive fish from the supermarket today,and when i got home i found out that all it's insides were missing.
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« Reply #1242 on: June 02, 2018, 03:15:49 PM »

I bought a massive fish from the supermarket today,and when i got home i found out that all it's insides were missing.
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« Reply #1243 on: June 02, 2018, 03:26:02 PM »

They say masturbation is better with a dead arm. Well, I wont be allowed in that church again.
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« Reply #1244 on: June 15, 2018, 12:02:57 PM »

Our ceiling may not be the best in the world.
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