The Degen Thread

[Tuffster]

gr8 story leknave

deffo not contributing to this thread.

ok, 1 story, me and butlin get on it in london sometime, blag a stripper to get us into the VIP section at a club on transvestite night, then have a race the length of the dancefloor at full pace with wigs/fake tits going everywhere ppl falling over everywhere for something like £50. He's pretty fast and i lost badly.

[ X ] An average Saturday for Joobs and Claw

[   ] Degen

FYP

[Claw75]

gr8 story leknave

deffo not contributing to this thread.

ok, 1 story, me and butlin get on it in london sometime, blag a stripper to get us into the VIP section at a club on transvestite night, then have a race the length of the dancefloor at full pace with wigs/fake tits going everywhere ppl falling over everywhere for something like £50. He's pretty fast and i lost badly.

[ X ] An average Saturday for Joobs and Claw

[   ] Degen

FYP

ha - only if we were going out on the town with you!

[Rookie (Rodney)]

for me its gotta be near the end of our vegas trip

me rooks shrewdie benji and trigg were shooting some dice in the bellagio.  I had about $1200 left and we were doing ok at dice, we had been getting massively hammered and smoking huge cigars.

we end up leaving the dice table losing a few hundo, and go over to smash on the roulette.  i wasn't gonna play it but then decided i might have a small edge.  so smashed $200 on black, red spun in.  $200 black again.  red rolls home.  $400 black now, gg red rigged fuck.  we eventually decide to call it a night.

but on the way out we see the legendary game of WAR sitting there.  Trigg is trying to induce us not to do it all in so we can afford a taxi home.  but all of a sudden benjis arm rises into the air and he shouts 'WAAAAARRRR' so we start betting our case money in dollars on it.  me rooks and rich insta do our brains, but benji is spinning his case benjamin up.  trigg grabs a hundo of his winnings to lock in a taxi and benji does the remaining 300 in.  we demand trigg gives the hundo back, which he begrudgingly does.  and benji snap loses it.

we'r storming out the bellagio completely wasted with no money left singing ''we are walking home, were walkin home, were walking home, WERE WALKIN''.  trigg is absolutely livid by this point and runs off for a taxi which he will nip some1 for at the house.  (cue verbal abuse and wanker signs directed at his cab as it drives off).

We begin our 6 mile treck home, and walk round the bellagio fountains, and all look at each other and are all thinking the same thing.  were going in there.

which is exactly what happens rich is left to carry wallets, passports, phones and shoes and us other 3 are in there in a second. 

i'll never forget this day as long as i live.  my feet would never feel the same,  we saw the sunrise over mandalay bay, scaled an 8 foot wall, crashed out under a bridge, walked down a huge concrete hill, it got so bad tht rich lay down on a train track praying for the sweet release of death.

eventually we made it home with benji cruising down the home straight on a small childs ride on car.

good times.

Told so well and not one bit is made up, such a comedy 12 hours.

[pleno1]

Had quite a degen day last week.

12am-6am Online grindaments obv

6am-8am Lots of Mcdonalds breakfasts, flipping coins for dimez for 2 hours

8am-10am First person in Willhill do my bollocks

10-3pm Online grindaments/tiltaments

3pm-7pm Sleep

8pm-10pm Nando's lose flip

10pm - 1am Pitch and Toss, double or nothing games, i lose 5 in a row then bink. weeeeeeeeee, end up winning quite alot off degen busto uni housemates

1am-4am TV Roullette, offering housemates odds on anything really. His big bet was. 1-18/ black / odd / 1st third obv he binks 13. gg

[Royal Flush]

Got a good 1 from last night in Vegas, will post it up later.

[x_posed]

This one sticks out for me most even though I didnt lose money, most of my stupid bets are similar to you guys so not gonna repeat them lol.

A few years ago I was on my first lads holiday in Tenerife, I was 17 I think. There was about 40 of us there or so and it was the usual lads holiday. There was another 10 or so of my mates arriving the day we were leaving so we decided to go meet them for a few drinks before our flight (we were due to get picked up from our hotel at 4am). Anyway, there was a bar there that sold pints of vodka redbull as strong as you want for 5 euros so we went for one of those, pretty much pure vodka. Obviously one leads to another and the next thing I remember is waking up by myself in the airport with some old woman offering me polos as she doesnt think I'll get on the plane in my current state.

About an hour later my mates arrive, finding the whole thing hilarious. They tell me I just left the room with my case and they has no idea where I was. The thing they found so funny was the fact I no longer had my case. To this day no one knows how I got to the airport, as I had no money left, or what happened to my case but the most likely explanation is that I got a taxi and paid for it by giving the driver my case. One day I'm gonna go back there and find the taxi driver wearing my clothes!

When I got home I had pretty much no summer clothes left and no money to buy any more so for a few weeks I was wearing jackets etc in mid July.

[Royal Flush]

Right so there i am on Sunday night, my last night in Vegas, a bit drunk and with an extra wedge of cash as i had a share of the winner in the Venetian deepstack that day, i knew i needed about $2500 for my flight back the next day so figured i would spin the rest or go bust.

Took $2500 to the craps table when i was pretty drunk at about midnight, managed to turn it into 1500 pretty quickly (standard) then all hell broke loose and me and this other guy both had heaven rolls, i had gone from betting $25 on the passline to having $150 on and was a good few k ahead, shortly after a new group of people came along and i quickly did 2k back so did the guy rolling with me before, the table at this point cleared and i was left playing on my own, this is where things got a bit silly.

I was setting out with 100 on the line then obv max bets behind and having 450 on the inside (5-9) i started to roll pretty good again and pretty soon i had it pressed up fairly well my line bet had grown to 250 when i thought i liked the idea of no-one messing with my run good so i asked the pitboss to make it a 250min table (it had been 25) they agreed as i had been "buying karma" (chucking a oner at the croup's before my rolls) obviously i keep running good and before i know it i have 500 on the pass line 2500 behind with the point on 6, by this point i had a rail watching me (a few fine ladies in the group) so i was feeling pretty damn cool as i was smashing the fck out of the Palazzo.

Before i know it i hit the point snap put it back on 6 and snap hit it again, happy days, the crowd are going wild i am feeling on top of the world and have upped the bet to 1k on the line, 4k behind when i set the point on the 9, flirted near the point a few times untill bang i hit it. I had taken a few numbets on the way which at this point i was doing 2250 inside, a quick count and i had worked out i had 21k infront of me, heaven!

Obviously at this point i started thinking see this roll out then bust out of here go to bed and enjoy the flight home tomorrow with 20 cold ones in my bag, that was until i looked around at my ever increasing rail......just as the 7 binked in.

So do i take the 21k or do i drop back down again and keep playing, obviously i decided to do neither and just wack another 1k on the pass line, going against every kind of BR management i have in that game (start every roll small and just try to spin it up) obviously i set the point on 6 or 8, i don't remember which, bink 7 str8 of the bat, i do exactly the same again and low and behold 15k of the 21 has gone, lol, it didn't take long for me to do the rest of it, i threw the shrapnel to the dealers, thanked them for a good game, thanked the rail and walked off laughing to the lifts, fun times.

Part 2 is of course where i do the 2500 i saved back for my flight in the Venetian 5-10-20 game waiting till it was time to go to the airport so i ended up living potless and unable to fly back upper, so a nice sleepless night in premium leaving me time to analyse what fun that craps game was.

Still it could have been worse i guess.

[Woodsey]

^^^ Standard, do it every fking trip but obv divide your numbers by 3 or 4. Nice story anyway, at least I'm not the only one LOL.

Craps is great fun though, can't be arsed with any other game in Vegas tbh.

[Royal Flush]

^^^ Standard, do it every fking trip but obv divide your numbers by 3 or 4. Nice story anyway, at least I'm not the only one LOL.

Yeah i aint a degen though so for me it was pretty sick, good fun though, lol

[thetank]

Best thread ever

[Alba]

This one sticks out for me most even though I didnt lose money, most of my stupid bets are similar to you guys so not gonna repeat them lol.

A few years ago I was on my first lads holiday in Tenerife, I was 17 I think. There was about 40 of us there or so and it was the usual lads holiday. There was another 10 or so of my mates arriving the day we were leaving so we decided to go meet them for a few drinks before our flight (we were due to get picked up from our hotel at 4am). Anyway, there was a bar there that sold pints of vodka redbull as strong as you want for 5 euros so we went for one of those, pretty much pure vodka. Obviously one leads to another and the next thing I remember is waking up by myself in the airport with some old woman offering me polos as she doesnt think I'll get on the plane in my current state.

About an hour later my mates arrive, finding the whole thing hilarious. They tell me I just left the room with my case and they has no idea where I was. The thing they found so funny was the fact I no longer had my case. To this day no one knows how I got to the airport, as I had no money left, or what happened to my case but the most likely explanation is that I got a taxi and paid for it by giving the driver my case. One day I'm gonna go back there and find the taxi driver wearing my clothes!

When I got home I had pretty much no summer clothes left and no money to buy any more so for a few weeks I was wearing jackets etc in mid July.

[ ] degen.

[Alba]

Few years back I was at a work Christmas night out.  The night ended and a few of us went to the casino.  I had about  £300 on my person.  Not sure why I had this much on me as the night out was free.  I think I must have gone to the bank.

Anyway in the casino I am at the wheel of death and quickly spin up the £300 to almost 1k and then it goes tits up I done the lot including the taxi fare home, this lasted over a few hours when I realised I had no money left and none of the crowd I went to the casino with were about to nip for the fare I decided to ditch my jacket, with my mobile phone and wallet phoned my Mother told her I had obv blacked out with all the free drink (reversed charges obv) she had to come into town at 5am in the morning to pick me up. 

Next day she was on the phone to the Hotel were the night out was looking to see if anyone had held my jacket in or if a phone had been held in. 

The silly thing I never thought about was that my jacket was part of a suit.

[thetank]

eh?

[Beaver808]

eh?

^^ this ^^

[sovietsong]

lol i love this thread.