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[Drain Alien]

Drainy, I was discussing what you're getting for Xmas whilst sitting next to your good lady, last night     .....      which will of course remain a secret (I wouldn't want to ruin in the surprise).

I really wanted to suggest a further treat to wrap, and put under the tree      .....      a pair of boxing gloves      ......       to give your phuqqin keyboard/Blonde a break!

lol Paul - I feel inspired to post more now
;-)

[Claw75]

http://portablenorthpole.tv/watch/6d2e861acd3a65a1c814b37a6308d8db

[Chompy]

Coptors, just coptors.

Outstanding work Ms Claw.

[Colchester Kev]

http://portablenorthpole.tv/watch/6d2e861acd3a65a1c814b37a6308d8db

LOL x lots.

[Drain Alien]

http://portablenorthpole.tv/watch/6d2e861acd3a65a1c814b37a6308d8db

doh!

"Sorry, Santa’s elves are currently updating the site. Thank you for trying again later."

[nirvana]

39 runners last nite including mr and mrs Alien, Tearle and Coe.
Also present was mr Nirvana (tho not for long?), Pizzled and Loooooofa.
No sign of mr CH10 MPY.
we were home by 11 o/c.
Oops

Home by 11 you say, I was home by 10 I think :-) I didn't initially want to write here about my evening but here's what I sent Chompy by PM when I got home:

Donkamentaments

Have to write this down and can't go public on this one

So I thought I'd go bottom fishing tonight.

I do all the dealing for the table, Im the captain, I'm the daddy, the crowd love me and yet within half hour i've done my first 3K - run bad imo. AT cracked by Kings, 0ne pair beaten by flopped flush

So, my last 1500 is shining in front of me and UTG I find     - blinds are 50-100 so natch I bump it up to 7000  300. 3 callers, blinds fold.  What beautiful symmetry I have about a pot sized shove to make whatever the flop brings.

Flop  

 

It's quite a nice flop for my hand, Ima make these guys pay to beat me.

I fist it bigstyle for 1200 and start waving my free arm in the air.

Call call call.

I have no fruther part to play except deal out my winning hand.

Turn   . Check check check. Wtf - at this stage I will be the first one out - why is they colludin' at me ? Why aint they developing a side pot with their monster hands ?

River  . Check check check. Yo blood, Ima dancing round the table, Kings are mahoosive here imo.

Person to my left holds onto her cards. Busted flush man shows his small connectors. last man turns over A4 off  ftw and the lady mucks

I was stunned izzit ?

But I love Tuesdays and I'm gonna win it next week and now I can play poker again on Thursday thanks to this cathartic drivel :-)

Have a nice day

[Drain Alien]

39 runners last nite including mr and mrs Alien, Tearle and Coe.
Also present was mr Nirvana (tho not for long?), Pizzled and Loooooofa.
No sign of mr CH10 MPY.
we were home by 11 o/c.
Oops

Home by 11 you say, I was home by 10 I think :-) I didn't initially want to write here about my evening but here's what I sent Chompy by PM when I got home:

Donkamentaments

Have to write this down and can't go public on this one

So I thought I'd go bottom fishing tonight.

I do all the dealing for the table, Im the captain, I'm the daddy, the crowd love me and yet within half hour i've done my first 3K - run bad imo. AT cracked by Kings, 0ne pair beaten by flopped flush

So, my last 1500 is shining in front of me and UTG I find     - blinds are 50-100 so natch I bump it up to 7000  300. 3 callers, blinds fold.  What beautiful symmetry I have about a pot sized shove to make whatever the flop brings.

Flop  

 

It's quite a nice flop for my hand, Ima make these guys pay to beat me.

I fist it bigstyle for 1200 and start waving my free arm in the air.

Call call call.

I have no fruther part to play except deal out my winning hand.

Turn   . Check check check. Wtf - at this stage I will be the first one out - why is they colludin' at me ? Why aint they developing a side pot with their monster hands ?

River  . Check check check. Yo blood, Ima dancing round the table, Kings are mahoosive here imo.

Person to my left holds onto her cards. Busted flush man shows his small connectors. last man turns over A4 off  ftw and the lady mucks

I was stunned izzit ?

But I love Tuesdays and I'm gonna win it next week and now I can play poker again on Thursday thanks to this cathartic drivel :-)

Have a nice day

oops!
Nice.

[celtic]

Fk knows why, but i am going tonight.

Anyone else?

[celtic]

LOL, i thought Nirvana said he went bottom fisting last night, i must get to specsavers...

[HOLDorFOLD]

There's no question in my mind Drainy...

Peanut butter on toast is as GOOD as it gets imo. But it has to be SMOOTH peanut butter and anyone that puts butter on the toast first should be shot.

 


 

[Chompy]

Holdy Foldy, not both peanut butter-based cardinal sins? That is not toasty, that is tez.

I'm about to head over to Luton for some bottom fisting myself. Can't wait.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Holdy Foldy, not both peanut butter-based cardinal sins? That is not toasty, that is tez.

That is the way it SHOULD be Mr Chompmeister.


And for the record .....  Blackcurrant Jam > Strawberry Jam



I'm going to Luton tomorrow so you can chastise me in person if you're there 

[Laxie]

Will agree with the BC jam, but butter under pb?  Nope.  You lost me there Chicka.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Will agree with the BC jam, but butter under pb?  Nope.  You lost me there Chicka.

What can I say - I like the buttery taste 

[Drain Alien]

LOL, i thought Nirvana said he went bottom fisting last night, i must get to specsavers...