G Casino Luton 2009 blondeite league

[Claw75]

I'm with holdyfoldy here - Skippy smooth PB is the, er, nuts. And proper butter underneath, innit.

[Laxie]

Innit?  Not so much.  Lads...sort the women out before I land back there again.  It could get ugly otherwise.  Kthx. 

[Chompy]

I'm afraid this butter/marge-under-smooth-peanut-butter phenom is all too common Laxie. It disturbs me. The bread should either be v.fresh and not toasted, or any bread toasted. Topped with crunchy sunpat peanut butter. That's it, no cow products anywhere near.

Bread/toast with peanut butter...done!

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 27     5    1    0    4       105      3.89
Celtic               60     3    1    4    9       158      2.63
Snatiramas           54     2    3    1    10      133      2.46
Tightend             58     2    2    2    14      133      2.29
Gamblor              30     2    0    2    3       64       2.13
Lucky                77     4    1    1    15      154      2
Nirvana              91     4    4    1    13      174      1.91
Winkie               25     0    1    1    6       47       1.88
Sir Donksalot        83     6    2    0    6       143      1.72 *
Simon G              45     1    1    1    8       76       1.69
Tikay                47     1    1    2    5       76       1.62
Chompy               79     2    2    1    12      123      1.56 *
Pelham Boy           25     0    1    1    4       35       1.40
China Mug            133    3    3    0    13      155      1.17
Claw                 37     0    0    1    5       39       1.05
Dingdell             25     0    0    0    4       26       1.04
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Holdorfold           25     1    0    0    2       23       0.92 *
Jeff Buftybarger     25     1    0    0    1       22       0.88
Xpressman            38     0    0    0    4       27       0.71

Updated up to and including Wed 9 December
* - December total included

December results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
J-Buff               1    0    0    0       15
Alex TFOP            0    1    0    0       12

Only me, Thomas and Celtic present tonight and little to report. Not sure whether there was any bottom fisting on table Vincent but there was on mine, with Unimaginative uber fist pumped early, overplaying 8 10 on a 7 9 J flop. LOL. Learn your lesson young'un.

FML, I'm now 0.16 off Sir Guide-Meeting's total and losing faith.

Down to the final 20-odd tonight and had a majestic 16k with the blinds just up to 1500-3000, so not far off average. I was utg+2.
The two shorts stacks were to my right. Both folded.
I had more than half anyone else on the table's stack, and the button decided to get up for a wander.
I was either shoving this hand, the next or the next but this was a perfect spot, even with Pinot Grigio three to my left.
3 10 off...A great lol pistol-whipping hand imo.

Pause...

Thinkage...

"I'm all in"

Fold, fold, fold, fold. Round to the BB. Phew. Alistair tightdonk Jnr. Wiiiiii. He'll need a monster to call.

Ten minutes elapse...

"I have to call", he says, turning over 10 10.

Even SRF, two to my left, must have thought this was an insta pump...

[Laxie]

Yer cursed and the women should be.  That is all.

[the sicilian]

I'm afraid this butter/marge-under-smooth-peanut-butter phenom is all too common Laxie. It disturbs me. The bread should either be v.fresh and not toasted, or any bread toasted. Topped with crunchy sunpat peanut butter. That's it, no cow products anywhere near.

Bread/toast with peanut butter...done!

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 27     5    1    0    4       105      3.89
Celtic               60     3    1    4    9       158      2.63
Snatiramas           54     2    3    1    10      133      2.46
Tightend             58     2    2    2    14      133      2.29
Gamblor              30     2    0    2    3       64       2.13
Lucky                77     4    1    1    15      154      2
Nirvana              91     4    4    1    13      174      1.91
Winkie               25     0    1    1    6       47       1.88
Sir Donksalot        83     6    2    0    6       143      1.72 *
Simon G              45     1    1    1    8       76       1.69
Tikay                47     1    1    2    5       76       1.62
Chompy               79     2    2    1    12      123      1.56 *
Pelham Boy           25     0    1    1    4       35       1.40
China Mug            133    3    3    0    13      155      1.17
Claw                 37     0    0    1    5       39       1.05
Dingdell             25     0    0    0    4       26       1.04
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Holdorfold           25     1    0    0    2       23       0.92 *
Jeff Buftybarger     25     1    0    0    1       22       0.88
Xpressman            38     0    0    0    4       27       0.71

Updated up to and including Wed 9 December
* - December total included

December results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
J-Buff               1    0    0    0       15
Alex TFOP            0    1    0    0       12

Only me, Thomas and Celtic present tonight and little to report. Not sure whether there was any bottom fisting on table Vincent but there was on mine, with Unimaginative uber fist pumped early, overplaying 8 10 on a 7 9 J flop. LOL. Learn your lesson young'un.

FML, I'm now 0.16 off Sir Guide-Meeting's total and losing faith.

Down to the final 20-odd tonight and had a majestic 16k with the blinds just up to 1500-3000, so not far off average. I was utg+2.
The two shorts stacks were to my right. Both folded.
I had more than half anyone else on the table's stack, and the button decided to get up for a wander.
I was either shoving this hand, the next or the next but this was a perfect spot, even with Pinot Grigio three to my left.
3 10 off...A great lol pistol-whipping hand imo.

Pause...

Thinkage...

"I'm all in"

Fold, fold, fold, fold. Round to the BB. Phew. Alistair tightdonk Jnr. Wiiiiii. He'll need a monster to call.

Ten minutes elapse...

"I have to call", he says, turning over 10 10.

Even SRF, two to my left, must have thought this was an insta pump...

Hmmm... half tempted to shut up shop and shun the G for the festivities and let the chompmeister chase his tail into oblivion... Feck it i'm there tmmrz to finish him off....

[Drain Alien]

I can't believe u lot r all talking about peanut butter.
This is supposed to be a poker thread FFS.

Richie is right; this thread is full of crapola.

I am gonna check back thru the thread and see who started it, and then report that idiot to the moderator!

[Claw75]

I'm there tonight to launch my last minute attack on those at the top of the league. Who else is going?

[Drain Alien]

I'm there tonight to launch my last minute attack on those at the top of the league. Who else is going?

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[AlexMartin]

I'm with holdyfoldy here - Skippy smooth PB is the, er, nuts. And proper butter underneath, innit.

im with crunchy ontop of margerine

[Dingdell]

I'm with holdyfoldy here - Skippy smooth PB is the, er, nuts. And proper butter underneath, innit.

im with crunchy ontop of margerine

I have never ever had peanut butter. Have I missed out on anything?

[Chompy]

I'm with holdyfoldy here - Skippy smooth PB is the, er, nuts. And proper butter underneath, innit.

im with crunchy ontop of margerine

One-year league ban.

I'm with holdyfoldy here - Skippy smooth PB is the, er, nuts. And proper butter underneath, innit.

im with crunchy ontop of margerine

I have never ever had peanut butter. Have I missed out on anything?

Two-year league ban.

I'm there tonight to launch my last minute attack on those at the top of the league. Who else is going?

Wouldn't miss it for the world. The Enfield Guides Second Pack have broken up for Xmas, so Sir Donkeys also present.

Also, I vote we make tonight the official Luton Blondeite League Xmas Party. But no food and no drink obv, due to budget restrictions.
Anyone fancy a game of USADennis Bingo though? I'll generously donate £10 to the winner.
10pts for declining a saver at the final table because you have a big stack.
8pts for suggesting a deal at the final table as short stack.
2pts for any of the following...
Going all in and shouting 'come on dealer, one time baby' loud enough so that all other leaguers can hear it.
Going all in, standing up, pretending to pull a pistol out of its holster and blowing smoke from the end after shooting the dealer.

[Dingdell]

I'm with holdyfoldy here - Skippy smooth PB is the, er, nuts. And proper butter underneath, innit.

im with crunchy ontop of margerine

One-year league ban.

I'm there tonight to launch my last minute attack on those at the top of the league. Who else is going?

Wouldn't miss it for the world. The Enfield Guides Second Pack have broken up for Xmas, so Sir Donkeys also present.

Also, I vote we make tonight the official Luton Blondeite League Xmas Party. But no food and no drink obv, due to budget restrictions.
Anyone fancy a game of USADennis Bingo though? I'll generously donate £10 to the winner.
10pts for declining a saver at the final table because you have a big stack.
8pts for suggesting a deal at the final table as short stack.
2pts for any of the following...
Going all in and shouting 'come on dealer, one time baby' loud enough so that all other leaguers can hear it.
Going all in, standing up, pretending to pull a pistol out of its holster and blowing smoke from the end after shooting the dealer.

I wasn't going to go tonight but now I'm very tempted!

[Drain Alien]

Lol - deffo going now
12 points in the bag imo

any extra points for "ahhh, hard lucky buddy. good game man", when someone gets knocked out?

[Chompy]

Of course, plenty of extra points on offer at the judge's discretion.

"You ess eh! You ess eh! You ess eh!" - 2pts
"Goddam it dealer, you godda be kiddin me right, what kind of freaking flop is that?" - 2pts

[Drain Alien]

Of course, plenty of extra points on offer at the judge's discretion.

"You ess eh! You ess eh! You ess eh!" - 2pts
"Goddam it dealer, you godda be kiddin me right, what kind of freaking flop is that?" - 2pts

"man" at the end of every sentence should surely count for more tho imo.
Don't u agree man?