Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[celtic]

Sorry everybody. I am officially shit.
Had horrid day @ work.
Not bin home long.
FML.

Whats going on? Where is the new league leader?

Not impressed drainydonk.

[Claw75]

Sorry everybody. I am officially shit.
Had horrid day @ work.
Not bin home long.
FML.

Whats going on? Where is the new league leader?

Not impressed drainydonk.

he's playing the £30 donkament.

i sure did well.

[ ] made the first break

but

[X] won £185 in the slots
[X] pwnd tightend at scrabble

I feel like a winnah

[celtic]

Drainy out

Tighty in

please

[Drain Alien]

Drainy out

Tighty in

please

Thanks for your support VinnyDaFish.
-5pts imo....
 

[Drain Alien]

OMFG.
Now what's the chances of that?!?!?!?!?!?
U aint gonna believe this..........

The first day that I take over running the League the following result happens after a 3-way Alien visit to de G ....

1. Mrs Alien / LittleRed / Drainetta / generally all round nice bird = 1st
2. Drain Alien / Drainy / Ahem, League Elder = 2nd
3. Drainy Junior / Dan-the-magic-man = 3rd.

Just unbelievable imo........

[  ]  That is all true, obv.

This is what really happened.......

I arrived home somewhat stressed from the big bad city. I am sitting in the kitchen eating my dinner & supping my 2nd pint of cold Stella from the fridge.
As I finish my dinner little red arrives downstairs all dressed up and ready to go out.
"where r u going" says I.
"To Luton" says she.
blah blah blah, and 30 mins later we is @ the entrance.
usual night of billoxi followed.

5 left when we departed @ 2am after LittleRed picked up a saver for 6th (FML, MORE points for her. I sure will remember to add them to the totals innit).

Gotchy still in with 5 left, and looking like chop-ville some time soon.

Sincere Apols for lack of League-Elderness today but work woz proper crap, plus my iphone wont log in to blonde for some reason. And I am gay apparently. OBV.

Will sort league business tomorrow evening as tomorrow day-time is already scheduled to be el crappo @ work too (+ my iphone unlikely to be working).

Goodnite and god bless dear leaguers.

DrainyDonk.
x

PS - I have a feeling that when I update the league tomorrow evening I could be well ahead of LRRH in the table......an accident, obv.
PPS - Gotchy - text me your result innit.
PPPS - Hard to believe, but Tighty has played 84 tournaments this month. just ridic, but the scores are the scores in the league table

[Chompy]

Sweaty Terry, who's always been a fan of using as many different means of communication as possible, this morning sent me...a telegram:

"Elders not impressed STOP Too much stella drinking, too much playing, not enough updating STOP Banquet robes on order for Tighty from Jacamo just in case STOP"

[TightEnd]

Rockstar 2nd last night for 12 points. Rumour has it he is cutting his locks off today. His hordes of groupies will no doubt be on hand to collect said locks for re-sale on e-bay forthwith. After all, if it's good for Jon Bon Jovi, it must be good for Rockstar.

Drainy has asked me to keep things ticking over while he is "working"

So, here goes...

[TightEnd]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Celtic               18     3    0    0    3       70       3.89
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
G-Rodge              34     4    1    2    4       114      3.35
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
Tightend             10     0    0    2    2       30       3.00
LittleRedRidingHood  21     1    1    1    5       62       2.95
Claw                 18     2    1    0    1       51       2.83
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
Chompy               32     3    2    0    3       85       2.66
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    1       46       2.56
China Mug            66     1    4    2    11      157      2.38
Drain Alien          27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    6       46       2.09
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Rockstar             68     2    3    1    8       126      1.85
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0


No idea how to make it look neat yet

[TightEnd]

Rockstar's 12 points good news for 4 of the top 5 runners, the exception being jonnyplum. luther101 now over the magic 400 mark

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               571
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)       546
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                   449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)       409
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)             395
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                         389
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                 389
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                 361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                      359
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                   347
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         321
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       321
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               312
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    279
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        278
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                272
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    260
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     225
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

[TightEnd]

There you go Drainy

Email me when you have a bit more time to take it fully on yourself.

[TightEnd]

May table

Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Best Saffer in Luton 2    0    0    1       36
G-Rodge              2    0    0    0       33
China Mug            1    0    0    1       25
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    1       25
Rockstar             0    1    1    0       21
LittleRed            0    0    1    3       20
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Drainy               1    0    0    0       15
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Luther               0    0    1    0       9
Tighty                0  0     1     0      9
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Chompy               0    0    0    1       6
Claw                 0    0    0    1       6
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5
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Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

[benpope88]

Hi guys and gals, its me one half of the morman twins, Ben =] how is everyone on this fine summer morning

[TightEnd]

Hi guys and gals, its me one half of the morman twins, Ben =] how is everyone on this fine summer morning

Hi, welcome to blonde!

Do you know Dingdell? she gave you your nickname, which I still do not understand

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Hi Ben,

Which brother r u - the won on the final table last night or the one that needed picking up ?

[Claw75]

welcome Ben!  And you are the Matrix twins, obv