Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Drain Alien]

Owned  johnnyplums heads up.

That is all.

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Nice 1 five two curries.
 

[mondatoo]

Owned  johnnyplums heads up.

That is all.

  at how soft the games in Luton are mbn

[Claw75]

well done vinnster!

[luther101]

Owned  johnnyplums heads up.

That is all.

About par for the course     ........       you're almost getting good at this poker lark, Vincenzo!

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
Tightend             28     2    2    3    3       95       3.39
Sir Donksalot        51     4    3    2    4       164      3.22
G-Rodge              56     6    1    2    9       157      2.80
Boer Wars            106    10   2    6    13      294      2.77
Tikay                34     3    1    2    2       92       2.71
Winkie               20     1    0    1    4       54       2.70
Celtic               42     4    0    0    6       112      2.67
Claw                 50     4    2    2    2       124      2.48
Jonnyplum            78     4    3    1    10      187      2.40
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Chompy               58     3    4    1    6       133      2.29
Evil Edna            120    7    3    4    11      270      2.25
China Mug            124    3    4    4    21      277      2.23
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
British Gas          51     1    4    0    4       111      2.18
Rockstar             103    4    4    2    14      224      2.17
LittleRedRidingHood  39     1    1    2    6       84       2.15
Xpressman            79     2    2    4    6       159      2.01
Snatiramas           14     1    0    0    1       25       1.79
Luther               123    3    1    3    17      218      1.77
Pizzled              78     2    3    3    4       124      1.59
Drain Alien          45     1    1    0    7       69       1.53
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Handsome Paul        35     2    0    0    2       50       1.43
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Nirvana              82     2    1    2    6       112      1.37
Dingdell             32     1    1    0    1       41       1.28
Lucky                57     2    1    0    3       54       0.95

Updated up to and including Thu 2 September

September table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       13
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         21     16     5      7      53     +1108   2.52
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      21     +156    2.10
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      6      0      6      0      0      -246    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

Fuelled on by a day-old mix of fajitas, nachos, buritos, tortillas and chicken (almost ate Nando's of Islington dry during a secret Wednesday lunchtime visit), Vinny Concarni duly took down the first renewal of the new double-chance Mogadon Thursday.
Chasing him home in second was online sensation Jonnyplums Johnson, with Jason ("no relation to Steve") Spring in third. Andreas Kuntz finished fourth, behind Springy and, of course, distant relative Aperra Kuntz.
Fifteen points to fifteen bellies and 12pts to Chuck. Feel this one is gonna be a record-breaking scoring month for some reason.

[tikay]

"....Andreas Kuntz finished fourth, chasing home Springy and, of course, distant relative Aperra Kuntz....".

Too good!

[TightEnd]

One such, last night, was the delightfully named Andreas Kuntz. A less than modest gentleman, who arrived on the final table with a chipstack toppling as if a Bavarain Schloss on a rocky hillside, and announced to no one in particular

"I can do nothing and finish 2nd or 3rd now" and proceeded to play 70% of hands from most positions, mostly unconventionally

The final was wending its merry way to torpor when said Andreas was UTG and he moved as if to fold. The cards went across the betting line, and just as UTG+2 was about to act, they were withdrawn and he announced, with a sickly smile

"All-In"

Eyebrows raised, mutters were heard.

I should have stopped myself, but I pronounced

"Look mate, we can all be Kuntz like you if you like, less of the moodies please"

To be fair to celtic, sitting in seat 10, he had the wherewithal to get the pun and laughed heartily. The other 8 seats looked ashen, and looked down or away, but not at me. Tumbleweed went across the table. I don't think my German friend understood, which is just as well......

[luther101]

Mr Kuntz was opening pots at 50/100 with gentle 2k bets - then check/folding most of the time if anyone called.

After establishing he wasn't Dutch, and was indeed from the Fatherland, I quizzed him about his knowledge of British TV programmmes.

Yup, Fritz knew all about Fawlty Towers         .......         

I wonder if a 'Dick Lynch' will land on the mat today?

[Drain Alien]

This thread is full of Kuntz today.
Just ridic imo.

[the sicilian]

Heh Heh...Mr Kuntz was like a Tiger Tank Commander...each raise he made sounded like an invasion order...

[TightEnd]

seeing as he is reading this thread

quote of the night from British Gas, aka Sherlock Holmes

"What you have to understand about Avi is he calls with shit and raises with shit"


Cheers mate, one for the player notes there

[HOLDorFOLD]

Fuelled on by a day-old mix of fajitas, nachos, buritos, tortillas and chicken (almost ate Nando's of Islington dry during a secret Wednesday lunchtime visit), Vinny Concarni duly took down the first renewal of the new double-chance Mogadon Thursday.
Chasing him home in second was online sensation Jonnyplums Johnson, with Jason ("no relation to Steve") Spring in third. Andreas Kuntz finished fourth, behind Springy and, of course, distant relative Aperra Kuntz.
Fifteen points to fifteen bellies and 12pts to Chuck. Feel this one is gonna be a record-breaking scoring month for some reason.

 



Lol, nice one vinnster, well done. Sic Silian was sure glad you drove last night 

[FallenAngelAlex]

One such, last night, was the delightfully named Andreas Kuntz. A less than modest gentleman, who arrived on the final table with a chipstack toppling as if a Bavarain Schloss on a rocky hillside, and announced to no one in particular

"I can do nothing and finish 2nd or 3rd now" and proceeded to play 70% of hands from most positions, mostly unconventionally

The final was wending its merry way to torpor when said Andreas was UTG and he moved as if to fold. The cards went across the betting line, and just as UTG+2 was about to act, they were withdrawn and he announced, with a sickly smile

"All-In"

Eyebrows raised, mutters were heard.

I should have stopped myself, but I pronounced

"Look mate, we can all be Kuntz like you if you like, less of the moodies please"

To be fair to celtic, sitting in seat 10, he had the wherewithal to get the pun and laughed heartily. The other 8 seats looked ashen, and looked down or away, but not at me. Tumbleweed went across the table. I don't think my German friend understood, which is just as well......

hey i heard you say that - you got a giggle out of me hehehehe

[Poker_Monkey]

seeing as he is reading this thread

quote of the night from British Gas, aka Sherlock Holmes

"What you have to understand about Avi is he calls with shit and raises with shit"


Cheers mate, one for the player notes there

Just as i was watchiung last night and i think i saw him go digging about 10 times 4 £50 IS IT ABOUT TIME AVI GAVE THE FECK UP
 

[Drain Alien]

Welcome to the thread Mr Monkey and Alex the Fallen Angel.

 

Who are you guys...?
Or is it a secret?