Prose from a Poshboy

[GreekStein]

I tell him to order the taxi and I go out and pay the driver.

I'm not sure you would if you knew the guy Red. If not, ignore all this.

I'm pretty sure it's a guy who used to come back when I played and dealt at gala 4 years ago. Gold tooth, bad arm and girlfriend who looks like Vicky Pollard.

He's a degen and always has been. And a nasty, rude piece of work to boot. I remember him owing Dave Nesbit (anyone who knows Dave will vouch for what a nice guy he is) £50 or £100 and sitting in a cash game that I was dealing with £200. Dave was in the game, asked for the money he was owed and the guy told him to fuck off. Dave, didn't make a drama but just got up and left. I refused to deal to the guy that day but learnt what a **** he was then.

No way am I lending him a cent.

Nah,you'd just give him it to save the grimming.

Save what grimming?

You'd go outside order 3 taxis pay them all double fare and let them decide amongst themselves which one would take him home.

[mondatoo]

I tell him to order the taxi and I go out and pay the driver.

I'm not sure you would if you knew the guy Red. If not, ignore all this.

I'm pretty sure it's a guy who used to come back when I played and dealt at gala 4 years ago. Gold tooth, bad arm and girlfriend who looks like Vicky Pollard.

He's a degen and always has been. And a nasty, rude piece of work to boot. I remember him owing Dave Nesbit (anyone who knows Dave will vouch for what a nice guy he is) £50 or £100 and sitting in a cash game that I was dealing with £200. Dave was in the game, asked for the money he was owed and the guy told him to fuck off. Dave, didn't make a drama but just got up and left. I refused to deal to the guy that day but learnt what a **** he was then.

No way am I lending him a cent.

Nah,you'd just give him it to save the grimming.

Save what grimming?

You'd go outside order 3 taxis pay them all double fare and let them decide amongst themselves which one would take him home.

When you lend someone money most people hope to get it back at some point.

[GreekStein]

I tell him to order the taxi and I go out and pay the driver.

I'm not sure you would if you knew the guy Red. If not, ignore all this.

I'm pretty sure it's a guy who used to come back when I played and dealt at gala 4 years ago. Gold tooth, bad arm and girlfriend who looks like Vicky Pollard.

He's a degen and always has been. And a nasty, rude piece of work to boot. I remember him owing Dave Nesbit (anyone who knows Dave will vouch for what a nice guy he is) £50 or £100 and sitting in a cash game that I was dealing with £200. Dave was in the game, asked for the money he was owed and the guy told him to fuck off. Dave, didn't make a drama but just got up and left. I refused to deal to the guy that day but learnt what a **** he was then.

No way am I lending him a cent.

Nah,you'd just give him it to save the grimming.

Save what grimming?

You'd go outside order 3 taxis pay them all double fare and let them decide amongst themselves which one would take him home.

When you lend someone money most people hope to get it back at some point.

oh excellent. thanks for enlightening us.

in a sng, we have 2bbs and KK on the button folded to us. What do we do?

[mondatoo]

I tell him to order the taxi and I go out and pay the driver.

I'm not sure you would if you knew the guy Red. If not, ignore all this.

I'm pretty sure it's a guy who used to come back when I played and dealt at gala 4 years ago. Gold tooth, bad arm and girlfriend who looks like Vicky Pollard.

He's a degen and always has been. And a nasty, rude piece of work to boot. I remember him owing Dave Nesbit (anyone who knows Dave will vouch for what a nice guy he is) £50 or £100 and sitting in a cash game that I was dealing with £200. Dave was in the game, asked for the money he was owed and the guy told him to fuck off. Dave, didn't make a drama but just got up and left. I refused to deal to the guy that day but learnt what a **** he was then.

No way am I lending him a cent.

Nah,you'd just give him it to save the grimming.

Save what grimming?

You'd go outside order 3 taxis pay them all double fare and let them decide amongst themselves which one would take him home.

When you lend someone money most people hope to get it back at some point.

oh excellent. thanks for enlightening us.

in a sng, we have 2bbs and KK on the button folded to us. What do we do?

Depends on the stacks sizes of the blinds mate,you've gotta take notice of other people at the table not just play your own hand.Surprised that wasn't one of the first things the Farm taught you.

[SuuPRlim]

Id give him the £5 and tell him not to repay it and that its fine

then id sit back in my chair and reflect on how much better my life is

[boldie]

Id give him the £5 and tell him not to repay it and that its fine

then id sit back in my chair and reflect on how much better my life is

Ah yes, the help and gloat. WP.

[SuuPRlim]

Id give him the £5 and tell him not to repay it and that its fine

then id sit back in my chair and reflect on how much better my life is

Ah yes, the help and gloat. WP.

But the key is to only gloat internally, otherwise ur prolly a dick lol

[boldie]

Id give him the £5 and tell him not to repay it and that its fine

then id sit back in my chair and reflect on how much better my life is

Ah yes, the help and gloat. WP.

But the key is to only gloat internally, otherwise ur prolly a dick lol

lol obv.

[GreekStein]

I tell him to order the taxi and I go out and pay the driver.

I'm not sure you would if you knew the guy Red. If not, ignore all this.

I'm pretty sure it's a guy who used to come back when I played and dealt at gala 4 years ago. Gold tooth, bad arm and girlfriend who looks like Vicky Pollard.

He's a degen and always has been. And a nasty, rude piece of work to boot. I remember him owing Dave Nesbit (anyone who knows Dave will vouch for what a nice guy he is) £50 or £100 and sitting in a cash game that I was dealing with £200. Dave was in the game, asked for the money he was owed and the guy told him to fuck off. Dave, didn't make a drama but just got up and left. I refused to deal to the guy that day but learnt what a **** he was then.

No way am I lending him a cent.

Nah,you'd just give him it to save the grimming.

Save what grimming?

You'd go outside order 3 taxis pay them all double fare and let them decide amongst themselves which one would take him home.

When you lend someone money most people hope to get it back at some point.

oh excellent. thanks for enlightening us.

in a sng, we have 2bbs and KK on the button folded to us. What do we do?

Depends on the stacks sizes of the blinds mate,you've gotta take notice of other people at the table not just play your own hand.Surprised that wasn't one of the first things the Farm taught you.

lol @ the farm staking people for sngs. Only proper poker games mate.

[mondatoo]

I tell him to order the taxi and I go out and pay the driver.

I'm not sure you would if you knew the guy Red. If not, ignore all this.

I'm pretty sure it's a guy who used to come back when I played and dealt at gala 4 years ago. Gold tooth, bad arm and girlfriend who looks like Vicky Pollard.

He's a degen and always has been. And a nasty, rude piece of work to boot. I remember him owing Dave Nesbit (anyone who knows Dave will vouch for what a nice guy he is) £50 or £100 and sitting in a cash game that I was dealing with £200. Dave was in the game, asked for the money he was owed and the guy told him to fuck off. Dave, didn't make a drama but just got up and left. I refused to deal to the guy that day but learnt what a **** he was then.

No way am I lending him a cent.

Nah,you'd just give him it to save the grimming.

Save what grimming?

You'd go outside order 3 taxis pay them all double fare and let them decide amongst themselves which one would take him home.

When you lend someone money most people hope to get it back at some point.

oh excellent. thanks for enlightening us.

in a sng, we have 2bbs and KK on the button folded to us. What do we do?

Depends on the stacks sizes of the blinds mate,you've gotta take notice of other people at the table not just play your own hand.Surprised that wasn't one of the first things the Farm taught you.

lol @ the farm staking people for sngs. Only proper poker games mate.

Errm,I think knowing stack sizes is something that's useful playing all forms of the game.I guess when your always spewing it off and on raging tilt you hardly even bother checking your own cards nevermind what's going on at the rest of the table.

[GreekStein]

I tell him to order the taxi and I go out and pay the driver.

I'm not sure you would if you knew the guy Red. If not, ignore all this.

I'm pretty sure it's a guy who used to come back when I played and dealt at gala 4 years ago. Gold tooth, bad arm and girlfriend who looks like Vicky Pollard.

He's a degen and always has been. And a nasty, rude piece of work to boot. I remember him owing Dave Nesbit (anyone who knows Dave will vouch for what a nice guy he is) £50 or £100 and sitting in a cash game that I was dealing with £200. Dave was in the game, asked for the money he was owed and the guy told him to fuck off. Dave, didn't make a drama but just got up and left. I refused to deal to the guy that day but learnt what a **** he was then.

No way am I lending him a cent.

Nah,you'd just give him it to save the grimming.

Save what grimming?

You'd go outside order 3 taxis pay them all double fare and let them decide amongst themselves which one would take him home.

When you lend someone money most people hope to get it back at some point.

oh excellent. thanks for enlightening us.

in a sng, we have 2bbs and KK on the button folded to us. What do we do?

Depends on the stacks sizes of the blinds mate,you've gotta take notice of other people at the table not just play your own hand.Surprised that wasn't one of the first things the Farm taught you.

lol @ the farm staking people for sngs. Only proper poker games mate.

Errm,I think knowing stack sizes is something that's useful playing all forms of the game.I guess when your always spewing it off and on raging tilt you hardly even bother checking your own cards nevermind what's going on at the rest of the table.

miaow.

[SuuPRlim]

oh, it's onnnnnnn

[mondatoo]

I tell him to order the taxi and I go out and pay the driver.

I'm not sure you would if you knew the guy Red. If not, ignore all this.

I'm pretty sure it's a guy who used to come back when I played and dealt at gala 4 years ago. Gold tooth, bad arm and girlfriend who looks like Vicky Pollard.

He's a degen and always has been. And a nasty, rude piece of work to boot. I remember him owing Dave Nesbit (anyone who knows Dave will vouch for what a nice guy he is) £50 or £100 and sitting in a cash game that I was dealing with £200. Dave was in the game, asked for the money he was owed and the guy told him to fuck off. Dave, didn't make a drama but just got up and left. I refused to deal to the guy that day but learnt what a **** he was then.

No way am I lending him a cent.

Nah,you'd just give him it to save the grimming.

Save what grimming?

You'd go outside order 3 taxis pay them all double fare and let them decide amongst themselves which one would take him home.

When you lend someone money most people hope to get it back at some point.

oh excellent. thanks for enlightening us.

in a sng, we have 2bbs and KK on the button folded to us. What do we do?

Depends on the stacks sizes of the blinds mate,you've gotta take notice of other people at the table not just play your own hand.Surprised that wasn't one of the first things the Farm taught you.

lol @ the farm staking people for sngs. Only proper poker games mate.

Errm,I think knowing stack sizes is something that's useful playing all forms of the game.I guess when your always spewing it off and on raging tilt you hardly even bother checking your own cards nevermind what's going on at the rest of the table.

miaow.

LOL,I'm still steaming off being snubbed,not sure if our friendship will recover from that tbh.

[GreekStein]

oh, it's onnnnnnn

nah it's never getting personal between me and monda!

(sorry for derail alex)

[cambridgealex]

oh, it's onnnnnnn

nah it's never getting personal between me and monda!

(sorry for derail alex)

np, yeh your right about the guy. There's just something really nasty about him that made me want to not do him any favours at all.