Prose from a Poshboy

[Mitch]

So slept in till 8pm last night, only woke up cos I was late to mitch's bday night out and was being rung up telling me to get my groove on. Managed to shower, eat dinner, and be ready by half 8 which I thought was pretty impressive and still looked pretty fresh when I arrived (will post a pic or two later lol). Was bizarre getting on it hard 45minutes after waking up and being pretty heavyweight [ ] took a while to get pissed [ ]. Was a pretty sick night actually given not rele a fan of the club/music but actually got quite into it and had a lot of good banter. That's all I can say about that. Mitch definitely wasn't sick on the dancefloor was forced into drinking 8 shots of vodka per drink. Good times.

FYP

[cambridgealex]

Lol @ Cambridge "selective inclusion of details" alex

ok fine! the 500bb pot with you i got it in 30%, but a cooler's a cooler - one of us had to be crushed!

I could've reported it like this "I got it in with AT vs Andy's AK in a 500bb pot on two flops of ATx and Txx and he backdoored broadway to chop the pot, sigh". No lies there. Policital propaganda ftw.

[SuuPRlim]

Does seem -EV tbh you're sitting with Andy, Simon and Mitch when your trying to build a roll. I understand its more fun but surely your not playing for those reasons?

I dont think this is big problem, you learn from playing good players faster and as long as its a game you rolled for and you dont make a hbbit of bad game selection

[cambridgealex]

Had a tricky issue yesterday. There was a guy playing 50/1 at DTD on sunday night who got stacked, reloaded for £20, got stacked, had £3.50 worth of coins in his pockets, was allowed a short buyin. Got stacked for £3 (cant bet in odd 50ps) then got quite upset when he wasnt allowed to be dealt in with 50p infront on him. He was scrapping around in his pockets for shrapnel for another 50p.

Last night, he sits in Gala to my right, with £100. Not sure where it's come from but obv don't ask any questions. Neway. I lose a £250 pot allin on the turn vs someone else who has  vs my on  who rivers a J. The 50p guy (not in the hand at all) immediately gives me some chat about "what you doing there putting all that money in when there was a possible flush?". Obv pretty tilted by the hand, let alone the insta rubdown and snap back a bit / a lot. Next hand pick up kings in the straddle (mbn) and tilt 3bet and stack the 50p guy who has AQ on Q high board. He then asks me to lend him £5 for the taxi fare home....Btw I'd feel sorry for him if he was a nice guy in anyway. I don't think he means any harm though...WWYD?

[pleno1]

tell him to lick your balls.

[cambridgealex]

tell him to lick your balls.

[paulhouk03]

tell him to lick your balls.

^^^


or make him ur bitch for the day and get him to dance and get drinks for yoiu etc etc

[cambridgealex]

tell him to lick your balls.

^^^


or make him ur bitch for the day and get him to dance and get drinks for yoiu etc etc

i mean obv this was my snapreaction i just felt like a bit of dick afterwards. also, he's in a wheelchair....fml

[kinboshi]

Give him a fiver and tell him not to play with money he can't afford to lose in the future.

[pleno1]

tell him to lick your balls.

^^^


or make him ur bitch for the day and get him to dance and get drinks for yoiu etc etc

i mean obv this was my snapreaction i just felt like a bit of dick afterwards. also, he's in a wheelchair....fml

tell him to lick your balls.

^^^


or make him ur bitch for the day and get him to dance and get drinks for yoiu etc etc

pfttttt

[cambridgealex]

tell him to lick your balls.

how about "sorry mate, can't take any money off the table"?!

or after stacking him, "what were you doing putting all your money in when there was a possible set out there?"

[pleno1]

tell him to lick your balls.

how about "sorry mate, can't take any money off the table"?!

or after stacking him, "what were you doing putting all your money in when there was a possible set out there?"

Like them both, I probably ship him the £5 tbf.

[david3103]

Give him a fiver and tell him not to play with money he can't afford to lose in the future.

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And ask yourself whether your skin is thick enough to be a poker pro? The guy put his money on the table and lost it, if he has a problem with gamblig then it's his problem not yours.

You felt bad about winning the £600 pot against Simon Deadman - would he have felt bad about winning the £300 or so that was in there when he shoved the river? Bearing in mind he had air?

[cambridgealex]

Give him a fiver and tell him not to play with money he can't afford to lose in the future.

                      /\/\/\/\/\      

And ask yourself whether your skin is thick enough to be a poker pro? The guy put his money on the table and lost it, if he has a problem with gamblig then it's his problem not yours.

You felt bad about winning the £600 pot against Simon Deadman - would he have felt bad about winning the £300 or so that was in there when he shoved the river? Bearing in mind he had air?

i have the opposite worry actually, that it's too thick. I was pretty cold blooded in the manner in which I said No to him.

Sure Simon wouldn't have felt bad had he won that pot, but he's much more used to winning and losing big pots off friends - it's pretty new to me cos I've always played pretty soft against them until the last few months. I think I can potentially be too heartless sometimes.

[boldie]

I give him the 5'er, fully expecting him to waste the 5'er on the roulette or something.

who the hell puts all their money on the table and doesn't leave cab fare in their pocket?