Prose from a Poshboy

[Tal]

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Alex won't know who that is

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Sick.

Timmy Mallet.

Wacaday rocked

[titaniumbean]

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Alex won't know who that is

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wtf have you done with your life, TMNT and now this ffs.

[leethefish]

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Alex won't know who that is

I don't know who that is. Does this mean I have achieved poshness?

Never!

[Woodsey]

This is what we wore

Consider yourself lucky, we had some nasty brown striped suit 

[Tal]

Legendary TV.  

[corkeye]

who knew alex went to hogwarts

[Rexas]

Click to see full-size image.

Thought I'd put this up, as it not only shows my old school uniform, but also is probably the most frightening picture of a child that I have ever seen. Can anyone guess what those three are so happy about?

Btw, I don't actually know any of the people in this picture *disclaimer*

[Tal]

In the background is Richard McCourt (aka Dick) so it would be some form of Dick and Dom TV show, I'd venture.


Incidentally, I have always assumed Dick and Dom is a slight play on one of the great double acts of all time. Trivia time: who, in German, are Dick und Doof?

[Tal]

Quality pic, I hasten to add.

Black or navy blazers in my school. Made for less vibrant goalposts.

[millidonk]

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Alex won't know who that is

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wtf have you done with your life, TMNT and now this ffs.

This.  Timmy mallet was an abs hero. I used to wear 2 hats and impersonate him.

 Not knowing the turtles actually made me cry.

 I was watching the new turtles cartoon the other day, (have a kid obv, she can't speak and doesn't know what the tv is yet but still,..) and what do I see?  a fucking girl turtle called Venus De Milo. Wtf?  on the plus side she was a right filthy bitch and donatello is blatantly hitting that .

[horseplayer]

In the background is Richard McCourt (aka Dick) so it would be some form of Dick and Dom TV show, I'd venture.


Incidentally, I have always assumed Dick and Dom is a slight play on one of the great double acts of all time. Trivia time: who, in German, are Dick und Doof?

dick from dick and dom lives upto his name in real life (gave it the do you no who i am to a mate who was on the door of a nightclub in brighton, no have not got a fucking clue mate was the response)

never met dom and i hope he doesnt

[Tal]

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Alex won't know who that is

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wtf have you done with your life, TMNT and now this ffs.

 I was watching the new turtles cartoon the other day, (have a kid obv, she can't speak and doesn't know what the tv is yet but still,..) and what do I see?  a fucking girl turtle called Venus De Milo. Wtf?

What annoys me most is that they couldn't even give her an Italian Renaissance artist's name.

[edgascoigne]

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Alex won't know who that is

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wtf have you done with your life, TMNT and now this ffs.

This.  Timmy mallet was an abs hero. I used to wear 2 hats and impersonate him.

 Not knowing the turtles actually made me cry.

 I was watching the new turtles cartoon the other day, (have a kid obv, she can't speak and doesn't know what the tv is yet but still,..) and what do I see?  a fucking girl turtle called Venus De Milo. Wtf?  on the plus side she was a right filthy bitch and donatello is blatantly hitting that .

Brilliance itt

[cambridgealex]

Money is just not supposed to touch shit.

Money is supposed to be kept in wallets, back pockets, banks, desk drawers. Even in surprise locations that you forget about then get a nice surprise down the line.

Not in arseholes. Yes I mean IN arseholes.

This will seem like a strange opening to this post, but when I was looking over my results of the last few months, trying to pinpoint the date this downswing started, I remembered the day it started and remembered some pretty disgusting bank notes of which I came into possession on this day. Yes they had been up someone's arse. For reasons I cannot possibly explain on here.

Obviously upon receiving these notes, getting rid of them was high up the priority list, and where better to let them go?



GUKPT Luton, 5 months ago to this day, was when it started, and since then, apart from a nice 7th in a GPS, it's been all one way traffic and it's been pretty nasty. I mean, whatever has happened before, 5 months is a long time to be losing. It's been about 800 hours, so 40 hours a week, so great volume, but yeh, financially booking a healthy loss over that time, which isn't going to be fun for anyone.

I have a couple of exciting things in the pipeline, which I very much hope work out, and I am really enjoying my live cash at the moment. And during this period, I've been having an amazing time getting to know my Belarussian friend, seeing her every month, and come on, to get some perspective, I've travelled to 6/7 different countries, got up almost every day when I wanted and generally not had that bad of a time. But it is brutally depressing a lot of the time.

Last night was a bad one, I grinded an Irish Open satellite at DTD which had a decent overlay, and lost JJ<A2o aip for a seat not locked, but probably 4times out of 5 I'd win a seat there. Then lost £700 on cash in a great game where I was playing well. I've played a few 10-12hour sessions on the bounce this week, and think lost 3 on the trot now. So I guess this blog is a cumulation of frustration after a tough few days, after a tough few months. And writing about everything does help keep things in perspective - life is still good.  

[NEWY]

Try rubbing some money on a nice pair of titties to try and counter balance the notes up the bum. This should balance the feng shui and everything goes back to normal crushing live cash and binking monte carlos. EEEEeeezzzzz game