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« Reply #210 on: February 09, 2011, 09:13:14 PM »

My family used to when I was a lad.
Kids favourite.
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« Reply #211 on: February 10, 2011, 08:36:51 AM »

will eating weetabix 2 meals a day make me healthier or just shit a lot?

how many do u eat at a time?

1 and a half with quite a bit of milk warmed up in the microwave with a teaspoon of sugar


wow dont think i have known another person who eats warm wheatabix


They wouldn't have it any other way in this house.  If I ever suggested cold weeatabix, the men in white coats would come calling soon after to take me away.
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« Reply #212 on: February 10, 2011, 08:50:23 AM »

Wtf do you wanna eat two meals of weetabix a day for?
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« Reply #213 on: February 10, 2011, 09:14:54 AM »

Wtf do you wanna eat two meals of weetabix a day for?

Cos it's the only way I can think of trying to stop eating complete and utter rubbish
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« Reply #214 on: February 10, 2011, 10:07:41 AM »

will eating weetabix 2 meals a day make me healthier or just shit a lot?

how many do u eat at a time?

1 and a half with quite a bit of milk warmed up in the microwave with a teaspoon of sugar


wow dont think i have known another person who eats warm wheatabix


Warm is the only way - add sultanas instead of sugar ftw
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« Reply #215 on: February 10, 2011, 10:16:06 AM »

we used warm milk too, we also put butter on them & sprinkle with sugar (without milk obv)
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« Reply #216 on: February 13, 2011, 08:46:57 PM »

really dont care if its a whinge. Had to post it cos it made me lol!

 Full Tilt Poker Game #28170927314: FTOPS Event #22 (211173117), Table 2257 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:43:13 ET - 2011/02/13
Seat 1: DFish (3,435), is sitting out
Seat 2: Kirill333 (4,135)
Seat 3: George2Loose (6,634)
Seat 4: DaKidOniiiiiiii (6,500)
Seat 5: CDoubleU (2,540)
Seat 6: Mikuri (5,528)
Seat 7: GB2005 (7,920)
Seat 8: hunkxxyy (5,603)
Seat 9: UplayUloseUcry (9,230)
George2Loose posts the small blind of 60
DaKidOniiiiiiii posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [ ]
CDoubleU has 15 seconds left to act
CDoubleU raises to 300
Mikuri folds
GB2005 folds
hunkxxyy folds
UplayUloseUcry has 15 seconds left to act
UplayUloseUcry folds
DFish folds
Kirill333 folds
George2Loose raises to 840
DaKidOniiiiiiii folds
CDoubleU raises to 2,540, and is all in
George2Loose calls 1,700
CDoubleU shows [ ]
George2Loose shows [ ]
*** FLOP *** [ Ah As]
*** TURN *** [ Ah As] []
*** RIVER *** [ Ah As ] []
CDoubleU shows a full house, Aces full of Kings
George2Loose shows a full house, Aces full of Kings
George2Loose ties for the pot (2,600) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
CDoubleU ties for the pot (2,600) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,200 | Rake 0
Board: [ Ah As ]
Seat 1: DFish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Kirill333 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: George2Loose (small blind) showed [ ] and won (2,600) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 4: DaKidOniiiiiiii (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: CDoubleU showed [ ] and won (2,600) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 6: Mikuri didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: GB2005 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: hunkxxyy didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: UplayUloseUcry didn't bet (folded)
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« Reply #217 on: February 13, 2011, 09:03:40 PM »

warm weetabix = standard, surely?
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« Reply #218 on: February 13, 2011, 09:04:42 PM »

warm weetabix = standard, surely?

no one else in the fam has it warm
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« Reply #219 on: February 13, 2011, 10:26:27 PM »

My family used to when I was a lad.

Actually, I'd like to retract that. I was thinking of Shredded Wheat.

You're all a load of sickos obv.
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« Reply #220 on: February 14, 2011, 12:31:15 AM »

Pokerwise I am grinding my arse off atm but to no avail. Its tough when u constantly keep hitting a brick wall. I am seriously beginning to doubt my "abilty" and whether pursuing poker is right for me. I know people will probably mock and say "rara George is tez" etc etc. But I believe any game/sport etc is really down to confidence and at the moment I havent got one iota of confidence.

"Take a break" Yeh maybe. How long for? Who knows? Im sick like Cos tho- its tough for me to take a break. I have thought about logging off blonde, deactiviating facebook and riding off into the sunset but as with emptying the clip and firing 3 bullets, its easier said then done.
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« Reply #221 on: February 14, 2011, 01:07:20 AM »

Pokerwise I am grinding my arse off atm but to no avail. Its tough when u constantly keep hitting a brick wall. I am seriously beginning to doubt my "abilty" and whether pursuing poker is right for me. I know people will probably mock and say "rara George is tez" etc etc. But I believe any game/sport etc is really down to confidence and at the moment I havent got one iota of confidence.

"Take a break" Yeh maybe. How long for? Who knows? Im sick like Cos tho- its tough for me to take a break. I have thought about logging off blonde, deactiviating facebook and riding off into the sunset but as with emptying the clip and firing 3 bullets, its easier said then done.

Have you tried switching games or moving across to cash? A lot of money to be made in mixed games if you're prepared to work hard learning them.
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« Reply #222 on: February 14, 2011, 01:15:56 AM »

Pokerwise I am grinding my arse off atm but to no avail. Its tough when u constantly keep hitting a brick wall. I am seriously beginning to doubt my "abilty" and whether pursuing poker is right for me. I know people will probably mock and say "rara George is tez" etc etc. But I believe any game/sport etc is really down to confidence and at the moment I havent got one iota of confidence.

"Take a break" Yeh maybe. How long for? Who knows? Im sick like Cos tho- its tough for me to take a break. I have thought about logging off blonde, deactiviating facebook and riding off into the sunset but as with emptying the clip and firing 3 bullets, its easier said then done.

Have you tried switching games or moving across to cash? A lot of money to be made in mixed games if you're prepared to work hard learning them.

Always spew online cash. Which games you talking about? I do know how to play a lot of games but probs not to a decent standard
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« Reply #223 on: February 14, 2011, 01:33:37 AM »

Pokerwise I am grinding my arse off atm but to no avail. Its tough when u constantly keep hitting a brick wall. I am seriously beginning to doubt my "abilty" and whether pursuing poker is right for me. I know people will probably mock and say "rara George is tez" etc etc. But I believe any game/sport etc is really down to confidence and at the moment I havent got one iota of confidence.

"Take a break" Yeh maybe. How long for? Who knows? Im sick like Cos tho- its tough for me to take a break. I have thought about logging off blonde, deactiviating facebook and riding off into the sunset but as with emptying the clip and firing 3 bullets, its easier said then done.

Stick to the smaller stuff mate, play stuff you know 100% you can beat. I thought I was billy big bollocks a few years ago when I was a decentish player compared to others before the game started to get tough 3-4 years ago or so. The game has overtaken me now me and I know I'm an average player at best, but it does not bother me in the least as there are always games that can be beaten.

I just play the $5 and $10 rb's and the $10-$20 freezeouts, I grind out a small profit, degen a bit a way taking shots at cash games now and again but meh. If I can pay for the odd holiday from paying poker for fun I'm happy.
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« Reply #224 on: February 14, 2011, 08:11:49 AM »

This baby is seriously overdue.

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