Diary Of A Fenland Punterer

[Chompy]

Meh, maybe he just needs a move then. He's never lived up to the hype at London Road. Made a good few mistakes and I'd be hard pushed to think of a recent match in which his performance changed the result.

Yesterday was fun. Had over double the average going into the 150-300 level in the deepy...and was gone within six hands.

Doubled up a shorty, AK < AQ

Then QQ < 1010 and QQ < AA in successive hands.

Third of 31 in the $100 turbo = $465. Boom! Went out with 1010 < 88 on a 9 10 J K 7 board. All in pre obv. $814 up top too!

Venetian night tourney lasted 10 mins, AK < AA.

Switched to Caesar's. 55 < QQ on a Q5223 board. about 15mins in. Second stack went on flopped two pair v flush draw. Awesome.

Wandered down the strip and drank quite a lot of Guinness in O'Shea's. Played the $45 12-runner affair. Had over half the chips in play four handed but then JJ < JQ v second stack. Out soon after.

[celtic]

Meh, maybe he just needs a move then. He's never lived up to the hype at London Road. Made a good few mistakes and I'd be hard pushed to think of a recent match in which his performance changed the result.

Yesterday was fun. Had over double the average going into the 150-300 level in the deepy...and was gone within six hands.

Doubled up a shorty, AK < AQ

Then QQ < 1010 and QQ < AA in successive hands.

Third of 31 in the $100 turbo = $465. Boom! Went out with 1010 < 88 on a 9 10 J K 7 board. All in pre obv. $814 up top too!

Venetian night tourney lasted 10 mins, AK < AA.

Switched to Caesar's. 55 < QQ on a Q5223 board. about 15mins in. Second stack went on flopped two pair v flush draw. Awesome.

Wandered down the strip and drank quite a lot of Guinness in O'Shea's. Played the $45 12-runner affair. Had over half the chips in play four handed but then JJ < JQ v second stack. Out soon after.

You didn't manage to get an 11 way chop in the $45 comp?

[luther101]

Chomps, I do admire your consistency      .....         you're shit no matter which side of the Atlantic you play.

[Chompy]

Tytytyty, all that was missing was a "So anyway, I had aces..." story.

So, anyway, there are three limpers at 200-400 and I look down at aces on the button...

Virgin Atlantic Taxi!

[Chompy]

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1659588/foo-fighters-back-and-forth-doc-april-screenings.jhtml

Some things are worth missing the first round of a US Masters for. Not many things. But this is definitely one of them. Dave Grohl IS. He Just IS.

[Drain Alien]

I didn't even know u were in Vegas chomps
Any deep stack binkage to report?
DrainPipe

[gatso]

charlton have finally played out a goaless league game vs oldham. it's been 76 matches since our last one back in 2009, also against oldham. guess that speaks volumes about the way they play

leaves your lot with a free run at the record, guess you're on about the 67 mark now

[Chompy]

Woop woop!

Page 110 of today's Racing Post..."Crawley are 12-1 with Victor Chandler to win League Two next season..."

Couldn't find the price on VC website so rang them. Didn't realise they no longer take bets over the phone. Weird decision imo. Anyway, got put through to a soccoer odds compiler.

"Can I help sir?"
"Yep, on page 110 of today's paper it says you're 12-1 Crawley for League Two next season"
"Are we sir? News to me. Can I ring you back?"

Half an hour later.

"Yes sir, we are indeed 12-1"
"How much will you lay me?"
"We're quite happy to take a significant amount"
"Will you do me such and such at 12-1?"
"Sorry, the most we can take is £500"
"LOLZ. OK."

MASSIVE price imo. They'll probably have slashed it now but Sid James still go 10-1.

[celtic]

How do you think Joe Lewis feels this morning?

[Chompy]

Shit, I would imagine, which is pretty much what he's been most of the season. Cost us four points in the last week and any chance of automatic promotion, although I doubt we'd have beaten Soton to second anyway.

Would like to see him dropped and Paul Jones brought in. Doubt it'll happen though.

[pokerfan]

Shit, I would imagine, which is pretty much what he's been most of the season. Cost us four points in the last week and any chance of automatic promotion, although I doubt we'd have beaten Soton to second anyway.

Would like to see him dropped and Paul Jones brought in. Doubt it'll happen though.

He was pretty good yesterday, even saved a pen @ 0-1 on 84 minutes. Think he was your only player to get a touch in the second half.

[Chompy]

Penalty was a gimme really. Mate of mine at the game said we tore Udders apart first half and the second half was quite even. Guessing somewhere in between the two match reports might be accurate? Either way, see you at Old Trafford sir.

[pokerfan]

Penalty was a gimme really. Mate of mine at the game said we tore Udders apart first half and the second half was quite even. Guessing somewhere in between the two match reports might be accurate? Either way, see you at Old Trafford sir.

Would be some game that, hope it happens.

[Chompy]

Victor Chandler now 6/1 about Creepy Crawley winning League Two next season. Stan James also cut them, from 10/1 to 13/2.

There's only rubbish coming down from League One and I'd be very surprised if they're bigger than 5/1 come the summer.

Shame I only got a monkey on but better than a kick in the teeth.

[TightEnd]

Brighton to go up again next year pls Chompy? A price?

Gather there is a lot of squad investment going in over the summer, with a view to going up again in their new ground