Manchester United, that didn't last long. Seven up

[Ironside]

so it turns out that the "suspect device" turns out to look very viable as it was designed to look viable when it was being used then left behind during a training exercise during the week

think someone might be finding there P45 in the post next week

[muckthenuts]

so it turns out that the "suspect device" turns out to look very viable as it was designed to look viable when it was being used then left behind during a training exercise during the week

think someone might be finding there P45 in the post next week

Got to appreciate how you can't take even 1% risk in these scenarios though. Can't gamble with people's lives given recent events. 

[arbboy]

Surely when they do these training exercises they 'account' for all the fake devices before and after the exercise?  ie 20 fake bombs given out and 20 fake bombs counted back in after the exercise??  Not exactly rocket science is it?  Basic stock taking or auditing!

[POWWWWWWWW]

"Boss we're a fake bomb short"
"Yeh don't worry about that"

[POWWWWWWWW]

Surely they've got to refund the away fans? That's a long old trip.

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2016/May/ticket-information-for-rearranged-manchester-united-v-bournemouth-at-old-trafford-on-tuesday-17-may.aspx?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=ManUtd

Over/under on amount of away fans making the trip again?

[Ironside]

just had jerry fletcher on the old dog and bone, it was hard to make out what he was saying at first as he had the signal bouncing off about 200 satellites so the call wasn't traceable.

his theory on the whole matter was LVG was behind the whole lets get the match delayed. find out how man city got onif they had lost he can then play his full team in the rematch to get the ECL spot locked down, if man city got anything its rest the first team for the rematch so they are fresh for the FA cup final

man city got a point utd now cant get ECL next season so its rest up for the final and 4th prize (after winning EPL, finishing 2/3 in EPL for group ECL seat, finishing 4th for ECL playoff game)

[PathFinder]

just had jerry fletcher on the old dog and bone, it was hard to make out what he was saying at first as he had the signal bouncing off about 200 satellites so the call wasn't traceable.

his theory on the whole matter was LVG was behind the whole lets get the match delayed. find out how man city got onif they had lost he can then play his full team in the rematch to get the ECL spot locked down, if man city got anything its rest the first team for the rematch so they are fresh for the FA cup final

man city got a point utd now cant get ECL next season so its rest up for the final and 4th prize (after winning EPL, finishing 2/3 in EPL for group ECL seat, finishing 4th for ECL playoff game)

 

[POWWWWWWWW]

Nothing to play for and an FA cup final in 4 days and LVG goes for the strongest team possible. What could go wrong?

[david3103]

Nothing to play for and an FA cup final in 4 days and LVG goes for the strongest team possible. What could go wrong?

Shackles off and aim for a 19 goal margin?

[Karabiner]

Nothing to play for and an FA cup final in 4 days and LVG goes for the strongest team possible. What could go wrong?

Shackles off and aim for a 19 goal margin?

That and the 10% of my FF action that I offered LVG to play Martial and Valencia.

[POWWWWWWWW]

Nothing to play for and an FA cup final in 4 days and LVG goes for the strongest team possible. What could go wrong?

Shackles off and aim for a 19 goal margin?

"Shackles off" for LVG means we can pass it sideways rather than backwards.

[Karabiner]

Is a winning margin of >19 goals a bigger price than 5000/1?

[POWWWWWWWW]

2500-1 apparently

[david3103]

2500-1 apparently

Is it really twice as likely to happen as Leicester winning the league?

[POWWWWWWWW]

250000/1 would be short imo

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