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« Reply #165 on: January 29, 2013, 02:47:10 PM »

sorry glevana....i wiz drunk.
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« Reply #166 on: February 01, 2013, 08:49:22 AM »

yeeehhhhaaaa......here we go off to dtd .....a bit like the scene in ..hunting red october,with sean coanerey..where he tells the sub crew ...yet again we play our old game,like your fathers before you and there fathers before them with our old adversateres ect ect...
come to think of it if i win i might modell myself on sean for the final table......
without the kebab of cource


good luck all luton regs
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« Reply #167 on: February 01, 2013, 02:32:56 PM »

yeeehhhhaaaa......here we go off to dtd .....a bit like the scene in ..hunting red october,with sean coanerey..where he tells the sub crew ...yet again we play our old game,like your fathers before you and there fathers before them with our old adversateres ect ect...
come to think of it if i win i might modell myself on sean for the final table......
without the kebab of cource


good luck all luton regs


Excellent return to form :-)

Can the indisputable BPIL cash again, I don't know but good luck
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« Reply #168 on: February 04, 2013, 10:49:54 AM »

well played at the weekend Tom.
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« Reply #169 on: February 04, 2013, 10:52:46 AM »

got back from dtd ,stopped of at luton g for stamp on loyalty card as i was passing ...will post a little bit longer version of what katie did next soon when the pokerlag wears of
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« Reply #170 on: February 04, 2013, 02:01:56 PM »

well played at the weekend Tom.
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« Reply #171 on: February 04, 2013, 02:02:44 PM »

Nice to share the table with you on Friday, and glad you went on to do well in the comp.

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« Reply #172 on: February 04, 2013, 02:54:06 PM »

Congrats tom.

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« Reply #173 on: February 05, 2013, 08:25:21 AM »

SO NOTTINGHAM ,A SCHOOL OF LEARNING  ROBIN HOOD AND ALL HIS MERRY MEN AND OF COURCE AND MORE IMPORTANTLEY THE HOME OF DTD....PITY THE OWNER COULDNT HAVE PICKED MILTON KEYNES INSTEAD.......IF HE HAD MY NICK NAME WOULD BE LOBBY
so im of on the train to dtd snack and chat with my mate in his italian restraunt on the bridge at st albans to set me up and take me to my seat midland railways....onley 48 return.into nottingham 4 pack of stella from coop in beaston and drop my bags at b b then taxi to frankies and bennies oppasite dtd in good time for game at 2.00pm ,nice coffee......as i walk over to the club i notice there arnt so many cars in the car park as usual i put this down to the new on line qualiffieing  detail,in the club as i check in my jacket i mention to the receptionist lady ,,,not many in yet,,there wont be yet she says the game starts at 8.00pm....freaze  frame me ....errrr,not realey she continues weve onley just opened....okay im comeing down from of the ceiling.....are you married i enquired ,she smiles but no as much as the door man who maybe nows her ....into club hi to richard and tk who somehow new i was comeing and had possitioned them selves front and centre as i entered
and on with the game......now i have three sat tickets for this game which means i can re enter on saturday if i wish ,so i can be  a bit more aggresive ect....long storey short we play until about two levels from the end of day one and ive got 120,000 ...blind blind i look down at jj i make it 40 ,000 pass to button who goes all in for 160,000 pass to me.....i know exactley where i think i am....would he do this with ak,possibley.....would he do it with aa no ,kk yes ,qq yes ,jj no......i should be behind at this point....but ive put in 40,000 of my 120,000......there is a old greek storey about there warrioures landing on the shores of some land and marching to battle ,when they get a few miles in there chief says men look behind you that smoke is the ships burning ,,,,there is no going back....all except you tom you have a re entrey for saturday.....so i call .....sure enouth he has kings and to reward his good fortune karma sends him a king on the flop so im drawing dead....i dont regret my exit from the game i new what i was doing ,i was takeing a view that if im winning and win ,loads of chips to press on with,or if im behind and get lucky ,again loads of chips...and if as is the case re enter tommorrow
there is a epasode of friends where joey tribiankie and ross are snitching on each other to the rest of there friends,ross is telling the tale of how joey after a long journey with no rest rooms checks into some famouse hotel and just wants to get to the room and use the bathroom ...but the receptioist is giveing him free vouchers and comp leaflets all of which delays him resulting in joey not makeing it to his room but rather to the centre of the lobby towards the lifts and ....shatt his pants.
joey retorts by telling the tale of the same trip how in the bar there was a new year party with drinks and flashing lights and music ,,,and everey one is drinking and partying and as the countdown to the new year ticked down every one was kissing there gfs and wives and ross tapped this shapley long haired blonde on the shoulder and kissed her as the new year stroke ,full on and as he opened his eyes and the lights came up he found that he was kissing a man
yeea says ross but you shatt youre pants in the foyer of the grande.......
you kissed a man replies joey
yea but you shatt youre pants says ross
man kisser says joey
ross looks around and sees that all the friends are unblinklingley looking at him.....
into taxi,into bb,into snickers kit kat and three tins of stella,
into bed see what tommorrow brings





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« Reply #174 on: February 05, 2013, 09:46:21 AM »

Maria on reception is a diamond Tom. She appreciates flowers and chocolates and you will never have to stand in line ever again as she just waved you through. She is also Dtd's reigning employee of the month, a competition that was held just the once a couple of years back. She also works on the live helpline on the Dtd poker site so get on there and flirt, no web cam sadly but even if you are talking to Dave, you can still imagine it is Maria.
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« Reply #175 on: February 05, 2013, 09:37:35 PM »

i agree all staff at dtd are very good,
and so on with the saga
woke up in bb breakie and out for a walk thru beeston shoping area for a bit of a constatutional get some air and circulation after the previouse days 10 hours of poker,i keep thinking would i have played last night differrentley if i did not have a re entrey.......sod it who cares.....you did,you are,you will do again,you wouldnt bee mentaley bitching about it if you had got lucky....end of.  same old shops at the right time i phoned a taxi to take me to dtd,odley enouth the man on the radio remembered me as soon as i said dtd was the destanation ,maybe he has a memorey recal phone system any way i was impressed....got to frannkies and bennies nice coffee[again]
into dtd hi ritchard and on with the poker,all of which starts on time,this time theres a lady in seat 8 to my right i gain a earley nice few thousand chips when im priced in to a pot with 4 players with 2 5 on a 2 2 j flop she has a j ....nice ,it takes some time about 3 hours to realise she is a total newbie ,unfortainatley the whole table catches on at the same time and its a stampede to get our begging bowls in front of her first,.......im climbing up the chip rankings at a steady pace ...nice hands and flops a few luton regs are there lucky alan,vicram, we meet up in the breaks to rail each other...
its getting close to the end of this day and i comeing back with 155,000 ish chips ......into taxi into bb last tin of stella and watch schindlers list on tv and sleep.

morning im up and packed and of for a walk up the town part again ,onley now theres a little bit of a spring in my tread ..im thru to the last day 77 runners money at 64 and ive got reasonable chips.....hhmmmmm im able to justify my first exit from the game as its validated by me being in this sittuation now....happy thoughts,
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« Reply #176 on: February 05, 2013, 10:27:57 PM »

and taxi  coffee, and into dtd.....levels start to pass my chips are generaley going up ,nice chat at differrent tables mostley ....one guy is a nutter at roulete and the stories he tells are truley awsome and you could think a bit of license is being used ...until you see him at the wheel in the breaks doing 500 a spin,easy come speedy go,
i find my self in a hand i have 140,000 ish matey has made it 5000 i call with my pair of as douse the guy on my left the button makes it 15,000  origanal 5,000 raiser passes....now i want to call but i susspect that mr sitting to my right is ready to shove....i pass he shoves all in  player calls on there backs ,player qq matey a k ...flop 6 5 6 ,  a   , 4  aaaahhhhhh i would have trebled up to 400,000 plus when the ave was 220,000 ....it would have been like doing the moon walk [jackson or armstrong]whielst juggling 5 loves and fishes and turning water into wine ,whielst being entertained by linda lovelace........but i was right to pass......dam it
on we go last three tables i get a double up to 650,000  ,   its now shove poker the blinds are 20,000  40,000 each hand is 95,000 with the antes....im under the gun all in with 99 and my last 370,000 chips straight into button with kk its over ....not bbpn....
great game enjoyed it greatley plus won 1600......got money and cajed a lift of luton reg who is just leaving for bedford,crazy paul....whos catch phraise is ....im on medication i am...so where off and out of dtd  hes driveing his van and were poker talking all the way....onley thing is we lose the signs for the m1 and end up going pass a genting casino and which neither of us remember as being on the way to the m1.......found the m1 eventualey and i had to think you no what maybe theres something cosmic about me and away poker games i can even get lost when im not driveing...esp telcanisis weird.......i talk paul into haveing a meal in luton g which we do and das ,trevor,vinny and allan who had been keeping tabs on the action wish me well,allways appreciated.....reminded raj we have still got to do a skill and aajilletey propersition bet for the staff tip box ,she smiled ,poor dear ,obliviouseley hasnt factered in me setting the race we are to have.
paul gets directions of a taxi driver for the luton parkway as i will finish my journey that way rather than put him out any thurther,go on have a guess.....



we got lost ,got there finaley and on to home
over all trip very pleased,
 new poker slang
a 4....fools aces
q 6 ....fools queens

knowingley running your pair of jacks into kings.....a gay kiss

unknowingley running your pair of jacks into a pair of kings....a gay gang bang

thanks to all well wishers
see you next month at dtd


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« Reply #177 on: February 07, 2013, 04:35:38 PM »

chompsky or glevana,advise if you can.....how would i go about getting sponcership to play in the 1000 pound type poker comps that go on in uk,....sincere advice would be appreciated,even if its ...tom it aint going to happen, ty
ps ,im not asking you to pay ,advice as to where to look and be heard,,
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« Reply #178 on: February 07, 2013, 06:04:16 PM »

You can go for staking on here when you reach 300 posts Bernard, so you only need another 60-odd.

As the confirmed BPIL, you should be fine selling at around 2.2.

Also, just ask around at the G to see if anyone fancies buying a percentage. That can only say no.
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« Reply #179 on: February 07, 2013, 06:08:05 PM »

I thought someone backed you already, tom?

Tom crushed the comp again last night.
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