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« Reply #165 on: May 29, 2011, 08:20:54 AM »

please can i get some help. i was discussing a hand with someone that occured in a game on full tilt. the game was for a seat to the wsop and there were about 16 players left. 6 seats 360k in play and we have 41k and sat with AA and the guy before us open shoves 30k. my mate said fold, i pissed myself and he said put it in pokerstove and we will find out. now i aint sure if my mates arse is going a bit but he has now sent me a different hand from later on  in the same game were i said that folding would be correct as we were now 7 players left and now was a different matter entirely. can i use this information i have to go back and find the correct hand?
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forget this pish m8. ....blah HH ICM etc... thats for us to learn from others.

your speciality is winding the feck outta some of these guys with your anecdotes and live experience.

this thread could be legendary but as a reader of blonde i feel it has stifled and OP has been reduced to talking poker which will no doubt end in tears.

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In all my time on this planet I have never agreed with anything more than this.
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« Reply #166 on: May 29, 2011, 09:32:48 AM »

Pokerstovecookeroven whatever its called can gtfo if it ever tells me to fold aces there. How can it be a fold? Seat is far from locked but if we win this pot where we're 82%, we're in really good shape.

P.s good diary.
its not my diary cos.....my opinion exactly. what i'm more troubled by is that i like the guys doing the seminar and they were on about sngwizard so i asked em to put the hand into the programme then and there and it was like "err oh my free months trial has expired". now they send me the wrong hand and this cat aint the hippest of guys but can smell when he is getting mugged off by these dogs. as you know i only play sats for seats on line these days but left the seminar thinking how many seats have these guys ever luck boxed. i will try to get the correct hand and post it.
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« Reply #167 on: May 29, 2011, 09:50:39 AM »

please can i get some help. i was discussing a hand with someone that occured in a game on full tilt. the game was for a seat to the wsop and there were about 16 players left. 6 seats 360k in play and we have 41k and sat with AA and the guy before us open shoves 30k. my mate said fold, i pissed myself and he said put it in pokerstove and we will find out. now i aint sure if my mates arse is going a bit but he has now sent me a different hand from later on  in the same game were i said that folding would be correct as we were now 7 players left and now was a different matter entirely. can i use this information i have to go back and find the correct hand?
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jason

forget this pish m8. ....blah HH ICM etc... thats for us to learn from others.

your speciality is winding the feck outta some of these guys with your anecdotes and live experience.

this thread could be legendary but as a reader of blonde i feel it has stifled and OP has been reduced to talking poker which will no doubt end in tears.

regards

alex

In all my time on this planet I have never agreed with anything more than this.
yes sorry gouty and guys. but believe it or not when you are as good at the game as i am you dont stop one step ahead of the field by sitting on your laurels. poker is all about adapting to each opponent in every hand and every given situation. more and more of my opponents  are coming from an on line enviroment where they play millions of hands and use all the software that is available to em. i want to learn as much about these guys and their way of thinking so i can use this in my game to out play them. a prime example is shoving ranges of these guys. they know when it is profitable to shove XX dogshit off suit and i only really catch em when sat in the bb with AA n KK. by understanding their thinking i am now able to make a marginal call with QQ and AK. see one step ahead.
now i know you all love the me "taking the piss and looking a twat" parts of this thread but i want there to be something for everyone here. the last thing i wanna do is alienate anyone from taking part (the diary with me just talking to mrs h would be a bit boring. then again you probably would all get off on that). you never know i'm even thinking about chucking the odd quiz in here.

by the way this is not my diary (would i be vain enough to name the diary after myself)
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« Reply #168 on: May 29, 2011, 09:54:55 AM »

yes i think you would ......
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« Reply #169 on: May 29, 2011, 09:55:36 AM »

Finally you accept that its your diary... wiiiiiiiiiiii
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« Reply #170 on: May 29, 2011, 09:56:01 AM »

You would be vain enough to name the Universe after yourself if you could get away with it.
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« Reply #171 on: May 29, 2011, 10:06:34 AM »

pmsl. just seen this has been read 3190 times already. building up quite a head of steam. i keep coming back to this thread every now and again and see quite a few ace faces are reading it....would love to know who the hidden ones are who dont want anyone to know they are following. too much politics and b/s in poker. lets all lighten up a bit n have a laugh.`

kids just whacked th laptop and seem to have lost the next bit so will write it again. milligan said something about me putting tabs in all over the place and i think thats what the kids hit...sent lildave a picture of me and the kids and the usuall seating arrangements when i am on here is one on my sholders, one on my lap and one trying to nuzzle in where he can.

dog when i first heard the carly simon song i danced round the room shouting "damm right the songs about me"

and for those of you doing your thing in my day and not dogs day here we go...
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« Reply #172 on: May 29, 2011, 10:08:53 AM »

damm embedding disabled by request....ffs thought i had the you tube thing sorted
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« Reply #173 on: May 29, 2011, 10:11:19 AM »

Are you younger than me then Jason?
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« Reply #174 on: May 29, 2011, 10:16:42 AM »

Are you younger than me then Jason?
guess its close tom. i'm 42 in december. but the kids keep me young or so i thought. really need to get fitter. my wife has taken to videoing me on her phone when asleep. i snore like crazy then seem to stop breathing for unbelievably long periods. she thinks it could be sleep apnea
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« Reply #175 on: May 29, 2011, 10:19:58 AM »

Are you younger than me then Jason?
guess its close tom. i'm 42 in december. but the kids keep me young or so i thought. really need to get fitter. my wife has taken to videoing me on her phone when asleep. i snore like crazy then seem to stop breathing for unbelievably long periods. she thinks it could be sleep apnea

It is close Jase, you're just slightly older.

My wife tries to video me while I'm asleep, but she's usually too exhausted.
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« Reply #176 on: May 29, 2011, 10:24:54 AM »

Great DIARY Herbie, this could be BOB beofre the end of the year...
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« Reply #177 on: May 29, 2011, 10:32:33 AM »

lol i get you there dog... biggest regret of my life (just above the dena situation jeff) was making them types of videos. when i met Mrs H it was very passionate and down right dirty. i thought this is too good to last so made some phone video footage. i obviously share these videos with the chinese mafia in hulls cardroom expecting this to be a short term relationship. hmmm well couple of weeks down the line despite 3 forms of contraception girl in video becomes pregnant and the rest is history. now  we occasionally go back to napoleons casino in hull for a meal and despite me being a bit of a legend in their (they are all subscribers to my book "ABC poker and how to beat idiots"), the cheers and clapping for  Mrs H is far louder than what i get.

wish i was more technology minded and could post pictures and videos. everyone has tried to help me but i just cant get it.

i am not stupid as i have a degree in business studies and finance and specialized in marketing. not so sure mum n dad are proud of the fact i have never done a hard days work in my life but now they got 3 lovely grand kids so they cant complain. my sister gave em two but they are little buggers so they dont count. and  she is a director of finance so has done enough hard work for both of us
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« Reply #178 on: May 29, 2011, 10:37:59 AM »


How long have you been logged in?
Mine is 17 days 7 hrs 7 min
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« Reply #179 on: May 29, 2011, 10:39:40 AM »

   Hey, RED-DOG, you have 4220 messages, 0 are new.
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