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« Reply #2385 on: May 11, 2016, 10:12:14 PM »
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« Reply #2386 on: May 11, 2016, 10:16:24 PM »
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« Reply #2387 on: July 30, 2016, 08:15:12 PM »
A sticky knife or fork handle, one that you have got gravy or apple sauce or something on. It doesn't matter how much you wipe it on your napkin or the tablecloth, it's still sticky.

It's not just the feel of it that pisses me off, I hate the way it interferes with the precision control of my cutlery.
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« Reply #2388 on: July 30, 2016, 08:23:10 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 30, 2016, 08:15:12 PM
A sticky knife or fork handle, one that you have got gravy or apple sauce or something on. It doesn't matter how much you wipe it on your napkin or the tablecloth, it's still sticky.

It's not just the feel of it that pisses me off, I hate the way it interferes with the precision control of my cutlery.

I find it hard to believe that adverse weather conditions could interfere with your cutlery control so I'm calling Gatso on that.
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« Reply #2389 on: July 30, 2016, 08:35:10 PM »
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Quote from: RED-DOG on July 30, 2016, 08:15:12 PM
A sticky knife or fork handle, one that you have got gravy or apple sauce or something on. It doesn't matter how much you wipe it on your napkin or the tablecloth, it's still sticky.

It's not just the feel of it that pisses me off, I hate the way it interferes with the precision control of my cutlery.

I find it hard to believe that adverse weather conditions could interfere with your cutlery control so I'm calling Gatso on that.


I know I'll regret asking, but what does the weather have to do with it?
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« Reply #2390 on: July 30, 2016, 08:56:00 PM »
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A sticky knife or fork handle, one that you have got gravy or apple sauce or something on. It doesn't matter how much you wipe it on your napkin or the tablecloth, it's still sticky.

It's not just the feel of it that pisses me off, I hate the way it interferes with the precision control of my cutlery.

I find it hard to believe that adverse weather conditions could interfere with your cutlery control so I'm calling Gatso on that.


I know I'll regret asking, but what does the weather have to do with it?

A little fog in the atmosphere is not enough to blunt your skillset.
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« Reply #2391 on: July 30, 2016, 09:03:32 PM »
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Quote from: RED-DOG on July 30, 2016, 08:35:10 PM
Quote from: Karabiner on July 30, 2016, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 30, 2016, 08:15:12 PM
A sticky knife or fork handle, one that you have got gravy or apple sauce or something on. It doesn't matter how much you wipe it on your napkin or the tablecloth, it's still sticky.

It's not just the feel of it that pisses me off, I hate the way it interferes with the precision control of my cutlery.

I find it hard to believe that adverse weather conditions could interfere with your cutlery control so I'm calling Gatso on that.


I know I'll regret asking, but what does the weather have to do with it?

A little fog in the atmosphere is not enough to blunt your skillset.


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« Reply #2392 on: July 30, 2016, 09:38:54 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 30, 2016, 08:15:12 PM
A sticky knife or fork handle, one that you have got gravy or apple sauce or something on. It doesn't matter how much you wipe it on your napkin or the tablecloth, it's still sticky.

It's not just the feel of it that pisses me off, I hate the way it interferes with the precision control of my cutlery.

I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life.
It makes my peas taste funny,  but it sticks them to my knife!  ;-)
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« Reply #2393 on: July 30, 2016, 10:46:34 PM »
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« Reply #2394 on: August 01, 2016, 07:25:15 PM »
People who continue to hail a bus despite it being blindingly obvious he's pulling in at that stop. Slowing down and indicating usually give the game away.
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« Reply #2395 on: August 02, 2016, 12:48:24 AM »
The fact that no matter how hard I try or however much practice I put in, I cannot parallel park properly.
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« Reply #2396 on: August 02, 2016, 12:59:26 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on August 02, 2016, 12:48:24 AM
The fact that no matter how hard I try or however much practice I put in, I cannot parallel park properly.

For some reason, I had it in my mind that you were not a car driver, Keith. Have you always had a car?

Mr Ambo somehow exists happily sans car, not sure how.
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« Reply #2397 on: August 02, 2016, 01:04:55 PM »
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Quote from: The Camel on August 02, 2016, 12:48:24 AM
The fact that no matter how hard I try or however much practice I put in, I cannot parallel park properly.

For some reason, I had it in my mind that you were not a car driver, Keith. Have you always had a car?

Mr Ambo somehow exists happily sans car, not sure how.

By the sounds of it, he isn't Wink
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« Reply #2398 on: August 02, 2016, 01:38:01 PM »

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« Reply #2399 on: August 12, 2016, 03:12:12 PM »
When you order gammon and they say 'egg or pineapple?'. What is this egg OR pineapple business?? Nah I want both of those things. And extra chips.
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