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« Reply #2040 on: July 31, 2014, 03:50:58 PM »

I'm back with another moan...it feels like I'm morphing in to my dad already

Cinemas...I'm a bargain searching sort so I tend to only go on orange Wednesdays (for which I specifically bought a pay as you go orange phone I only use for this purpose)

I like the trailers...but adverts...bloody adverts about cars, drinks in the foyer, red bull and all the other crap

18 minutes of adverts yesterday 10 mins of trailers 2 mins of turn off your mobile before I even got to the film

Adverts at the cinema...grrrrrr


I don't like to see the trailers because they give too much away, so I just ask what time the film actually starts and then go in with about a minute or so to spare.

Conversely, that's a plus for me. I get to watch all the good bits of upcoming films free, stripped down with no filler.

I am fairly sure I saw all the good jokes from that Seth Rogen/Zack Efron neighbour film in a two minute trailer. Even had time for some utter guff, too, so I knew I would be wasting my time watching the other two hours.

Imagine how good Lord of the Rings would be if they had to do the whole thing in two minutes? I bet they could easily cover Titanic, even with a whole minute of Irish jigging on the bottom floor. There's probably a million YouTube clips to this effect.

Tikay must love the Reduced Shakespeare Company.
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« Reply #2041 on: August 01, 2014, 03:21:02 PM »

The goddam M25. Oh my lord max tilt every time! Is this even real?

Oh and when u buy a multi pack of mars/snickers or such like in tesco cos they're just £1 and you think oooo that's good value and later realise those suckers are much smaller than the real thing!
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« Reply #2042 on: August 01, 2014, 03:57:34 PM »

As we hit the M40 turn off and gather pace the car in front rolls down it's window and the guy starts flicking the V's really aggressively in the air. I think oh err what have I done?? Then he does the universal wanker sign. I only realise when the M25 is no longer in view that the target of his abuse is the road itself lolol.
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« Reply #2043 on: October 23, 2014, 03:27:15 PM »

Rights groups that otherwise do great work making themselves looks silly by sticking their oar in on issues that aren't really related to their cause

Womens rights groups are up in arms about Oscar Pistorius' sentence being too short, but do they really believe that if we replaced Oscar and Reeva with David Furnish and Elton John that the judge would have given Furnish a longer sentence?
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« Reply #2044 on: October 24, 2014, 03:17:04 PM »

Go to inflate my car tyres and remove valve caps first, then insert 20p to activate compressor. Due to it being either slow/inefficient/or not enough time on the clock, I'm only able to inflate 3 of my tyres. Forced to lash out another whole 20p to inflate the one remaining tyre. Surely, it's not to much too ask that I be able to inflate all four of my tyres in one sitting?Huh??
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« Reply #2045 on: October 24, 2014, 04:28:54 PM »

Go to inflate my car tyres and remove valve caps first, then insert 20p to activate compressor. Due to it being either slow/inefficient/or not enough time on the clock, I'm only able to inflate 3 of my tyres. Forced to lash out another whole 20p to inflate the one remaining tyre. Surely, it's not to much too ask that I be able to inflate all four of my tyres in one sitting?Huh??


You'd have enough time if you weren't sitting.
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« Reply #2046 on: October 26, 2014, 12:04:45 AM »

That new red icon for iTunes is pissing me off.

I keep mistaking it for the Ladbrokes poker logo even though I haven't played there in years and don't have the software installed. 

 
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« Reply #2047 on: October 26, 2014, 12:48:51 AM »

That new red icon for iTunes is pissing me off.

I keep mistaking it for the Ladbrokes poker logo even though I haven't played there in years and don't have the software installed. 

 

Hadn't thought about that until you posted Cheesy

It is strange though, and not sure why they felt the need to change it.
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« Reply #2048 on: October 28, 2014, 09:44:29 AM »

Go to inflate my car tyres and remove valve caps first, then insert 20p to activate compressor. Due to it being either slow/inefficient/or not enough time on the clock, I'm only able to inflate 3 of my tyres. Forced to lash out another whole 20p to inflate the one remaining tyre. Surely, it's not to much too ask that I be able to inflate all four of my tyres in one sitting?Huh??

Purchase own tyre inflator/go somewhere that offers Free Air.
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« Reply #2049 on: November 05, 2014, 01:37:51 PM »

People who open crisp packets upside down.
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« Reply #2050 on: November 05, 2014, 02:34:11 PM »

People who open crisp packets upside down.

My daughter has to tip the crisps into a bowl if she does this by mistake.
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« Reply #2051 on: November 06, 2014, 04:00:26 AM »

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« Reply #2052 on: November 06, 2014, 04:00:48 AM »

The sound of my own voice.
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« Reply #2053 on: November 06, 2014, 04:01:13 AM »

2 faced, sly, spiteful people.
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« Reply #2054 on: November 06, 2014, 11:55:32 AM »

Eating dinner round my girlfriends family and the younger kids picking up food and putting it back. USE A KNIFE AND FORK
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