Things that piss you off!

[baldock92]

Autocorrect/ predictive text on the iPad/ iPhone. The majority of my pots online become semi illegible because of some ridiculous "corrections".

Duck off.

Lol easy one there. And only just noticed "posts" got changed to "pots". So ducking annoying.

[bagel]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/furious-lottery-players-calling-boycott-7624692

yesterdays lottery draw 3 numbers paid £25, 4 numbers paid £51 , 5 numbers paid £15.

i would be going barmy.

[JohnCharver]

People who loudly declare that someone else has been rude, like shouting "thank you" really loud, because you stopped for them or held a door when it was no real bother and it would have been massively ignorant not to have done. See it so often where people havent even realised theyve given way/ havent acknowledged it loud enough that they heard it, then seeing some lunatic shouting and being far more ignorant than the person theyve helped.

People who stand in the way of exits from lifts/metro/train doors, in particular middle-aged women who then scoff if someone grazes past them because they havent left room. On the metro/train they leave at tiny gap while surrounding left and right despite the fact its town and 99% are getting off, it aint going to leave without you moron, and youre in no rush (theres only one more stop on an empty metro).

People who have no concept that their fucking backpack isnt the same size of their body and totally disregard it swinging round behind they, inparticular on train and metro where everyones sitting and they still have their backpack on when going to a seat. Take it off when boarding you cretins.

Somebody must have said old people that stop in front of you when you are walking around busy streets and people who board public transport then find someone to loudly talk to about their boring as fuck lives.

The new wave of scaremongering (I know its always been around be seems more now) people about funeral costs. Firstly stfu they dont worry about it, they are dead you tossers and I dont know where these people get quotes but they are wildly inaccurate, particularly for someone concerned about the cost.

Every ridiculous cost involved in getting a mortgage, inparticular the ones where theres only one person does the work and gets a fraction of the value.

People that crow about their relationships/partners on social media despite having apocalyptic rows previous or you knowing their relationships shit/a timebomb. Obviously someone will have put big lasses you see nearly everyday who post pictures of them sucking their fat in or at an angle that makes them look totally different. Whats the point, you gonna go on a date and suck your cheeks in the whole time.

[BigAdz]

Got to be at least a 12 Pinter JC. Wp.

[tikay]

Got to be at least a 12 Pinter JC. Wp.

JC certainly sounds like a man who enjoys life to the full.

[PokerBroker]

People who loudly declare that someone else has been rude, like shouting "thank you" really loud, because you stopped for them or held a door when it was no real bother and it would have been massively ignorant not to have done. See it so often where people havent even realised theyve given way/ havent acknowledged it loud enough that they heard it, then seeing some lunatic shouting and being far more ignorant than the person theyve helped.

People who stand in the way of exits from lifts/metro/train doors, in particular middle-aged women who then scoff if someone grazes past them because they havent left room. On the metro/train they leave at tiny gap while surrounding left and right despite the fact its town and 99% are getting off, it aint going to leave without you moron, and youre in no rush (theres only one more stop on an empty metro).

People who have no concept that their fucking backpack isnt the same size of their body and totally disregard it swinging round behind they, inparticular on train and metro where everyones sitting and they still have their backpack on when going to a seat. Take it off when boarding you cretins.

Somebody must have said old people that stop in front of you when you are walking around busy streets and people who board public transport then find someone to loudly talk to about their boring as fuck lives.

The new wave of scaremongering (I know its always been around be seems more now) people about funeral costs. Firstly stfu they dont worry about it, they are dead you tossers and I dont know where these people get quotes but they are wildly inaccurate, particularly for someone concerned about the cost.

Every ridiculous cost involved in getting a mortgage, inparticular the ones where theres only one person does the work and gets a fraction of the value.

People that crow about their relationships/partners on social media despite having apocalyptic rows previous or you knowing their relationships shit/a timebomb. Obviously someone will have put big lasses you see nearly everyday who post pictures of them sucking their fat in or at an angle that makes them look totally different. Whats the point, you gonna go on a date and suck your cheeks in the whole time.

Incred rant. 

Can I add some more, maybe they don't apply in England/Wales as they do up here but things that really piss me off:

1) Old people who decide to use their free bus pass to get out and about during rush hour, when your trying to get to work, they slow the fecking bus down to go one or two stops. 
2) Parents who board buses with prams bigger than cars.  There is just no need, especially during peak times. 
3) Folk who think it is acceptable to take a full week's shopping on a bus.  Get a taxi.   Better still, get it delivered it only costs £3.
4) First Bus - who seem incapable of running a timetable on time.

There are many, many more and I'd be here all day but it's too early in the morning to get myself annoyed. 

[Marky147]

Dr Charver hitting the strong stuff last night... Incred scenes ITT

[Eso Kral]

Incred rant! Is JC, Arbboys second "Stella" account on here?

[bobAlike]

Great rant except the first one. People should be more aware when someone does a good deed no matter how trivial.

[JohnCharver]

Dear me, add people who post on public forums when drunk, especially when the only thing they remember is telling themselves to end the list there; dont want to sound like a rant.

People who loudly declare that someone else has been rude, like shouting "thank you" really loud, because you stopped for them or held a door when it was no real bother and it would have been massively ignorant not to have done. See it so often where people havent even realised theyve given way/ havent acknowledged it loud enough that they heard it, then seeing some lunatic shouting and being far more ignorant than the person theyve helped.

People who stand in the way of exits from lifts/metro/train doors, in particular middle-aged women who then scoff if someone grazes past them because they havent left room. On the metro/train they leave at tiny gap while surrounding left and right despite the fact its town and 99% are getting off, it aint going to leave without you moron, and youre in no rush (theres only one more stop on an empty metro).

People who have no concept that their fucking backpack isnt the same size of their body and totally disregard it swinging round behind they, inparticular on train and metro where everyones sitting and they still have their backpack on when going to a seat. Take it off when boarding you cretins.

Somebody must have said old people that stop in front of you when you are walking around busy streets and people who board public transport then find someone to loudly talk to about their boring as fuck lives.

The new wave of scaremongering (I know its always been around be seems more now) people about funeral costs. Firstly stfu they dont worry about it, they are dead you tossers and I dont know where these people get quotes but they are wildly inaccurate, particularly for someone concerned about the cost.

Every ridiculous cost involved in getting a mortgage, inparticular the ones where theres only one person does the work and gets a fraction of the value.

People that crow about their relationships/partners on social media despite having apocalyptic rows previous or you knowing their relationships shit/a timebomb. Obviously someone will have put big lasses you see nearly everyday who post pictures of them sucking their fat in or at an angle that makes them look totally different. Whats the point, you gonna go on a date and suck your cheeks in the whole time.

Incred rant. 

Can I add some more, maybe they don't apply in England/Wales as they do up here but things that really piss me off:

1) Old people who decide to use their free bus pass to get out and about during rush hour, when your trying to get to work, they slow the fecking bus down to go one or two stops. 
2) Parents who board buses with prams bigger than cars.  There is just no need, especially during peak times. 
3) Folk who think it is acceptable to take a full week's shopping on a bus.  Get a taxi.   Better still, get it delivered it only costs £3.
4) First Bus - who seem incapable of running a timetable on time.

There are many, many more and I'd be here all day but it's too early in the morning to get myself annoyed. 

Theres too many to count on buses, but also add on

Old people with free passes who try to get the bus before the time allowed (9.30 or similar to avoid them using it for work), take ages to get on then just piss on when driver says he cant let them on before the time, then take an age to get off.

Similarly old people who take an age to get on the bus. You are making me late, if you want to feel sorry for youre inability to work, I dont, it means you dont have to work, perks and all that. Their free bus pass just irritates the hell out of me, paying ridic fares then having someone not paying causing problems for those who are. I like the idea of the pass but in reality old people are really tilt worthy in their use of it.

Bus drivers taking a job dealing with the public with no social skills at all. Yes its a note you prick, but your prices are ridic. When they tell you they might not have change and sit there; well fucking check man. Bus drivers with more tattoos than a person on a ross kemp documentary, or sovreign rings, they look shit mate, you are the bobby george of the 44. Bus drivers racing around/ being late/early just so they can chain smoke. Im all for rehabilitating former prisoners but dont think bus drivers the best role for them.

Related to your prams one, people who are really put out when the driver cant let anymore prams on. Usually its rammed, as you say fuck of with your waste of space mobile.

Nexus lying to your face and when you call them on it being told the bus companies dont tell them/ thats what they were told, despite it being less upto date then their website.


Theres a problem with your shopping one though. Icelands where I go for milk/bread etc (yeah you guys know what a shop is), just a few bits but always end up behind some morons who have two trollies worth of stuff just because its free delivery. If I spend 100 quid in iceland Id expect the keys.

[JohnCharver]

Great rant except the first one. People should be more aware when someone does a good deed no matter how trivial.

Is peter cech the ninja on the left?

Yeah the situation here would be, the girl would have nodded and he didnt see or he was your average town lunatic who was looking at the floor because 'pretty girl', then started shouting to himself instead of leaving. Congrats they havent just jipped you but youve wasted your life on someone who to your mind is too ignorant to even acknowledge you exist. I think its always shown as a bloke being jipped by a bird, think theres a reaction in a bloke when a woman doesnt acknowledge something a bloke does. Think its called marriage.

Always find it madness when people insist on correcting people they really shouldnt be. Like an older woman and someone clearly off their lips. You hear alot of stories about unprovoked attacks, unprovoked yes, avoidable deffo.

[kukushkin88]

How can we hate old folk for being slow, seems unreasonable. Going to Iceland being a disaster seems like an easy one to avoid.

[david3103]

How can we hate old folk for being slow, seems unreasonable. Going to Iceland being a disaster seems like an easy one to avoid.

Absolutely this.

[JohnCharver]

How can we hate old folk for being slow, seems unreasonable. Going to Iceland being a disaster seems like an easy one to avoid.

I dont hate them for being slow, their speed is often dictated by not being in any rush to get somewhere, which pisses me off they are allowed to hold me up for free. If they couldnt go for free theyd be more likely be keen to get where they are going because its essential. Its not a lack of mobility its a lack of regard for those around them. Quite often youll see them acknowledge half the bus before sitting down.

People who look back to their seat from down the aisle when leaving the bus. Everyone does it and looks like a lunatic, check your seat when you get up.

Also people who rush to be first up an escalator then stand instead of walking up.

[tikay]

How can we hate old folk for being slow, seems unreasonable. Going to Iceland being a disaster seems like an easy one to avoid.

I dont hate them for being slow, their speed is often dictated by not being in any rush to get somewhere, which pisses me off they are allowed to hold me up for free. If they couldnt go for free theyd be more likely be keen to get where they are going because its essential.

People who look back to their seat from down the aisle when leaving the bus. Everyone does it and looks like a lunatic, check your seat when you get up.

Also people who rush to be first up an escalator then stand instead of walking up.

Yeah, and intolerant people.