Degenerate Diaries: The Chronicles Pt. 2

[smashedagain]

I fell asleep at 3 am mate. No idea if you were up or down and don't really care as long as you enjoyed it. Where they coming round in hot pants feeding you chocolate eclairs? I would beat the game just by the amount of those I could eat.

I would appreciate a report in your usual style. Cheers

[millidonk]

Sean, it looks like you may suffer from the same infliction as me where the hair on the side of your head grows faster than the top, resulting in being diagnosed with what is commonly referred to as tennis ball head. Treatment is 3/4 weekly trims whilst it grows back. Hope you ended up on the night fella.

[smashedagain]

Sean, it looks like you may suffer from the same infliction as me where the hair on the side of your head grows faster than the top, resulting in being diagnosed with what is commonly referred to as tennis ball head. Treatment is 3/4 weekly trims whilst it grows back. Hope you ended up on the night fella.

Ha ha. You ain't the only ones challenged in that department. Did Rob sit down with glasses perched on his head to hide his loss? Could be worse still, when HoneyBadger sat down I had to watch the rest of the stream with my shades on

[zerofive]

Sean, it looks like you may suffer from the same infliction as me where the hair on the side of your head grows faster than the top, resulting in being diagnosed with what is commonly referred to as tennis ball head. Treatment is 3/4 weekly trims whilst it grows back. Hope you ended up on the night fella.

Not only that, but it grows on the left side more quickly than the right, and the first half an inch of hair or so grows incredibly thick - which made for some cool, anime-esque hair when it was shoulder length, but when it's short I just look like a hedgehog. And a tennis ball. And a prick. Sigh/

[smashedagain]

Sean, it looks like you may suffer from the same infliction as me where the hair on the side of your head grows faster than the top, resulting in being diagnosed with what is commonly referred to as tennis ball head. Treatment is 3/4 weekly trims whilst it grows back. Hope you ended up on the night fella.

Not only that, but it grows on the left side more quickly than the right, and the first half an inch of hair or so grows incredibly thick - which made for some cool, anime-esque hair when it was shoulder length, but when it's short I just look like a hedgehog. And a tennis ball. And a prick. Sigh/

how did you end up last night of not too personal. How's the morale?

[cambridgealex]

looking forward to the TR belton. Because I hate to see you're fans on a cliff-edge like this, I'll spoil the surprise- he won

[tight4better]

he won

[paulhouk03]

he won

Number 121 £1.80

[kinboshi]

He won more in the streamed game than he did with the prop bets on the 1/1 table

Never seen so few queens on board before...

[zerofive]

Can't provide a trip report for the 2/5 game cause nothing happened. I had no hands forever, then I had aces and everyone folded 'cause they thought I wouldn't open the 97 suited. Won in the 1/1 game after the 2/5 died but lost loads in props to turn a small win into a small loss.

I registered for "the Incredible 100" today but just ended playing "the 100." Carried on right where I left off from last night and folded until level 3, where I AK > TT, then immediately AK < 65. Made it past two breaks until I put it in with A8s and lost to QQ. Really a shame I didn't pick up any hands; the table was a dream. Some guy was going on about how "I peeled 96 because I knew I was going to flop a straight, can't you just feel it sometimes" and everyone was agreeing with him. "You play the numbers but that doesn't always work out." Well it does, it's just that you expect that number to be 100 way more often than it is. If I could play in a cash game for unlimited time, I think I would have picked the lineup of my tournament table.

Then I did move to a cash table. Peaked winning £500 in a pretty easy 1/1 game, very confident, every bluff got through, missed some value with big hands but not a lot you can do if nobody else has anything. Seems impossible to cooler people these days. Not vice versa, though, as the hand before I was going to move to the 1/2 game I got KK < AA for £350 each. So fucking standard. Eat like a bird, shit like a horse. Moved to the £1/2, where all the gamblers left the table within one orbit and was left trying to squeeze a penny out of a bunch of professionals. Was about to quit when two fishbowls sat down, so we fired up some props, got some Lodden Thinks going for some banter, and waited to pick off some idiots. Then I saw the worst played hand of poker I've seen in my entire life and I can't really explain why but it just blew my mind so much I had to leave. I had absolutely no words to describe it. I want to use synonyms of my mental condition, but King John George Charles II of 25NL tells me I'm likely to get into trouble with the moderators.

At least my faith in poker has been restored. There are still morons out there, I just need to not go broke before I find them all. Think I'm going to try and find some in London at the start of next month. Hopefully I won't get left with all the bowly nitty nobodies and instead get to pick from a selection of jack ten twats. Please London: I need a win.

Morale: 15%

[flushthemout]

"I never hit a set with Sevens" good game mate

[Bully87]

I thought you were just tilted from Georges take on your VPIP in the 2/5 game which you obvs lost too.

Chin up.

[zerofive]

About to run the biggest bluff of my career. Going to spend the day with the family and hopefully I'll be able to represent that I want to be there. Pretty sure villain won't want me to be there either.

[paulhouk03]

ur one grumpy fucker!

imagine when ur 30. u will be moaning alooooooooooooot more. (trust me I am getting there)


I think you should spend some time and reflect what a wonderful life you have.

I know for a fact alot of ppl would love to be in your position.


now please do some winning!

[SuuPRlim]

You had a tough seat on friday night, you were IP on Berridge which was good but me/alex directly to the left and you're right that we weren't gonna let you get away with iso'ing or calling behind him every single hand as too many good spots will come up. But remember Berridge is going to call a LOT of the time he opens and me/alex have to give you credit for a decent enough hand when you call or 3bet (speshly earlier on) so are going to HAVE to find something to do anything about it with. Hes in there with 85/Q7/J6 so I'd have liked to seen you get stuck in with some weaker hands a little more often.

There was one hand where you 3bet him and the board came K** and you lost the pot to a pair of 8's which is kind of criminal given your image.

I really did think you played well though. and a tidy £150 for the coffers