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« Reply #75 on: September 22, 2011, 10:37:25 AM »
Quote from: outragous76 on September 22, 2011, 12:09:27 AM
air rifle might tickle them to death?

 id hope that they didnt know their guns and it made them run
it makes me laugh that if you belong to a theatrical society and paint it yellow then you can have a starting pistol and blanks...if i get caught with one by the police i can get 5 years.
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« Reply #76 on: September 22, 2011, 10:51:16 AM »
Quote from: snoopy1239 on September 22, 2011, 02:18:06 AM
Firstly, I would shit my pants. Secondly I would ask the Mrs. to ring 999. Then I would shout 'Oy' down the stairs and hope they go away. If that doesn't work, I'd hold a baseball bat in hand and cower in bedroom until they've left / come into the bedroom and I have to defend myself. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go for a head shot, maybe leg, then try and leg it out the house, popping the alarm on along the way. Meanwhile, I'd try to justify to the Mrs. as to why I'm so frightened when I'm meant to be protecting her and make a last ditch attempt to save face. Finally, I'd shit myself again.

Don't think anyone's that bothered about the xbox getting nicked; it's the thought that they might be a psycho that's more disconcerting.

pretty sure I know whose house I'm gonna burgle next time I'm in camden, gonna be so easy
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« Reply #77 on: September 22, 2011, 12:07:51 PM »
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Quote from: snoopy1239 on September 22, 2011, 02:18:06 AM
Firstly, I would shit my pants. Secondly I would ask the Mrs. to ring 999. Then I would shout 'Oy' down the stairs and hope they go away. If that doesn't work, I'd hold a baseball bat in hand and cower in bedroom until they've left / come into the bedroom and I have to defend myself. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go for a head shot, maybe leg, then try and leg it out the house, popping the alarm on along the way. Meanwhile, I'd try to justify to the Mrs. as to why I'm so frightened when I'm meant to be protecting her and make a last ditch attempt to save face. Finally, I'd shit myself again.

Don't think anyone's that bothered about the xbox getting nicked; it's the thought that they might be a psycho that's more disconcerting.

pretty sure I know whose house I'm gonna burgle next time I'm in camden, gonna be so easy

Go dressed as a fox.
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« Reply #78 on: September 22, 2011, 01:00:57 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on September 22, 2011, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: gatso on September 22, 2011, 10:51:16 AM
Quote from: snoopy1239 on September 22, 2011, 02:18:06 AM
Firstly, I would shit my pants. Secondly I would ask the Mrs. to ring 999. Then I would shout 'Oy' down the stairs and hope they go away. If that doesn't work, I'd hold a baseball bat in hand and cower in bedroom until they've left / come into the bedroom and I have to defend myself. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go for a head shot, maybe leg, then try and leg it out the house, popping the alarm on along the way. Meanwhile, I'd try to justify to the Mrs. as to why I'm so frightened when I'm meant to be protecting her and make a last ditch attempt to save face. Finally, I'd shit myself again.

Don't think anyone's that bothered about the xbox getting nicked; it's the thought that they might be a psycho that's more disconcerting.

pretty sure I know whose house I'm gonna burgle next time I'm in camden, gonna be so easy

Go dressed as a fox.

Ostrich would be worse to be honest.
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« Reply #79 on: September 22, 2011, 01:10:26 PM »


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« Reply #80 on: September 22, 2011, 01:12:35 PM »
This is clearly the best one of those:
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« Reply #81 on: September 22, 2011, 01:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Bongo on September 22, 2011, 01:12:35 PM
This is clearly the best one of those:



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« Reply #82 on: September 22, 2011, 02:01:16 PM »
"..injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off the curb after stabbing the marine."
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« Reply #83 on: September 22, 2011, 02:03:44 PM »
Loved that one, i worked over there at Fort Gordon, Augusta you don't wanna mess with them guys, fo sho. Can't drink for shit tho.
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« Reply #84 on: September 22, 2011, 02:14:52 PM »
Quote from: Bongo on September 22, 2011, 01:12:35 PM
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That may be one of the best things Ive ever read.
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« Reply #85 on: September 22, 2011, 02:19:08 PM »
pure genius!

and thats how it should be too!
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« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2011, 02:25:48 PM »
Quote from: outragous76 on September 22, 2011, 02:19:08 PM
pure genius!

and thats how it should be too!

+1 comedy
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« Reply #87 on: September 22, 2011, 03:08:53 PM »
Quote from: milligan84 on September 22, 2011, 02:03:44 PM
Loved that one, i worked over there at Fort Gordon, Augusta you don't wanna mess with them guys, fo sho. Can't drink for shit tho.

My brother's a Marine and you're right on all counts...esp the drinking one!  lol
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« Reply #88 on: September 22, 2011, 03:24:22 PM »
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« Reply #89 on: September 22, 2011, 04:09:48 PM »
Thats so incred, heros
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