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« Reply #1125 on: January 31, 2012, 02:20:14 PM » |
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Is houmous good or bad for you?
Depends whether you eat it, drown in it, put 20kg of it in a bag and drop it on your head from 10000 feet..... Sorry. I'll go away now. Plus it tastes like shit *shocked face* narp! Don't need to work out to know hummus tastes shit. A decent quiche isn't a bad thing though... |
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« Reply #1126 on: January 31, 2012, 02:27:28 PM » |
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Is houmous good or bad for you?
Depends whether you eat it, drown in it, put 20kg of it in a bag and drop it on your head from 10000 feet..... Sorry. I'll go away now. Plus it tastes like shit possibly the most ridic post on this thread. it's amazing stuff |
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« Reply #1127 on: January 31, 2012, 02:34:25 PM » |
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Guy loves houmous... How do you know Guy Johnson has burgled your house....................................? The furniture has been rearranged and there is a quiche in the oven.  feeling very whoosed no idea at all |
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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« Reply #1128 on: January 31, 2012, 02:36:02 PM » |
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A tub of slimy, dirty ashtray tasting loveliness. Yeah [ ] sign me up.
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #1129 on: January 31, 2012, 02:41:36 PM » |
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Guy loves houmous... How do you know Guy Johnson has burgled your house....................................? The furniture has been rearranged and there is a quiche in the oven. feeling very whoosed no idea at all sigh, i thought it was a common knowledge that men who openly admitted to liking homous were considered ghey... obv not. |
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« Reply #1130 on: January 31, 2012, 02:42:28 PM » |
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Is houmous good or bad for you?
It's not superb food but if you are eating with macro targets in place you can manipulate them so it fits in. Generally it's high carb, moderate fats and low protein. Good fats though and hardly any saturated according to nutrition calcs. 100g is 177cals Protein 5g Carbs 20g Fats 9g Is the other 66g sawdust? |
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #1131 on: January 31, 2012, 02:42:50 PM » |
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Guy loves houmous... How do you know Guy Johnson has burgled your house....................................? The furniture has been rearranged and there is a quiche in the oven. feeling very whoosed no idea at all sigh, i thought it was a common knowledge that men who openly admitted to liking homous were considered ghey... obv not. ah! ok - hehe was [ ] funny dropping standards millidonk |
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« Reply #1132 on: January 31, 2012, 02:45:09 PM » |
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Guy loves houmous... How do you know Guy Johnson has burgled your house....................................? The furniture has been rearranged and there is a quiche in the oven. feeling very whoosed no idea at all sigh, i thought it was a common knowledge that men who openly admitted to liking homous were considered ghey... obv not. ah! ok - hehe was [ ] funny dropping standards millidonk agree. the joke is still funny on its own merit imo. mo is all that matters obv. /derail |
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« Reply #1133 on: January 31, 2012, 02:47:02 PM » |
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Thought your joke had potential tbh, I liked the punchline, just need it relating to something else  |
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« Reply #1134 on: January 31, 2012, 02:53:26 PM » |
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why would the gay burglar rearrange your furniture and cook a quiche? was the quiche already in the house in which case you're insinuating that you as the homeowner/quicheowner are also gay or did they take it with them? if they took it with them then why?
think your joke would work better without the burglary element
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« Reply #1135 on: January 31, 2012, 02:54:16 PM » |
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Is houmous good or bad for you?
It's not superb food but if you are eating with macro targets in place you can manipulate them so it fits in. Generally it's high carb, moderate fats and low protein. Good fats though and hardly any saturated according to nutrition calcs. 100g is 177cals Protein 5g Carbs 20g Fats 9g Is the other 66g sawdust? I don't know Matt, this place is handy for working out macros though ime http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/legumes-and-legume-products/4403/2Is it wrong? |
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« Reply #1136 on: January 31, 2012, 02:58:30 PM » |
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why would the gay burglar rearrange your furniture and cook a quiche? was the quiche already in the house in which case you're insinuating that you as the homeowner/quicheowner are also gay or did they take it with them? if they took it with them then why?
think your joke would work better without the burglary element
He made the quiche out of raw ingredients that were already in the house. Left in a hurry as i pulled up in the drive hence why still in the oven. Burglar rearranged the furniture due to the feng shui not being right. |
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« Reply #1137 on: January 31, 2012, 02:59:09 PM » |
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Thought your joke had potential tbh, I liked the punchline, just need it relating to something else This guy has an eye for comedic talent! |
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« Reply #1138 on: January 31, 2012, 03:03:05 PM » |
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why would the gay burglar rearrange your furniture and cook a quiche? was the quiche already in the house in which case you're insinuating that you as the homeowner/quicheowner are also gay or did they take it with them? if they took it with them then why?
think your joke would work better without the burglary element
He made the quiche out of raw ingredients that were already in the house. Left in a hurry as i pulled up in the drive hence why still in the oven. Burglar rearranged the furniture due to the feng shui not being right. that's better. now if you can just find a way to seamlessly work all that info into the punchline. you're gonna be fuming if you were coming home for omelette |
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« Reply #1139 on: January 31, 2012, 03:07:50 PM » |
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Is houmous good or bad for you?
It's not superb food but if you are eating with macro targets in place you can manipulate them so it fits in. Generally it's high carb, moderate fats and low protein. Good fats though and hardly any saturated according to nutrition calcs. 100g is 177cals Protein 5g Carbs 20g Fats 9g Is the other 66g sawdust? I don't know Matt, this place is handy for working out macros though ime http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/legumes-and-legume-products/4403/2Is it wrong? I see 4g is fibre, does water count for some of the weight? I just use the basic 3 macros in pro/carbs/fats and try to make sure I don't get too much salt too. Beyond that I don't overanalyse things too much possibly a flaw but I think for someone like myself just getting those 3 right is enough |
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