Tips for Tikay

[MereNovice]

Oh dear.
The NZ/SA test was washed out.
Still, at least you didn't lay the draw.

[tikay]

Oh dear.
The NZ/SA test was washed out.
Still, at least you didn't lay the draw.

Don't be silly, that's not possible, we were nailed on, I had totted up my winings & everything.

In future, we need to know if there will be weather. And whether whatever weather will be good or bad.

I hereby place Mere in the same box as Chompy.

[tikay]

Rich's selection of Brighton got home nicely, well done him, so assuming Chompy's NAP eased in, we have had a good day.

oioiiiiiiiiiii. You just get on the outright? or the -1 9/4 too?

shocking stuff Chompy. lol

Good morning Rich.

No, I just got on the win.

I was a bit busy & stressed at the time, preparing to get the SPT Brighton started.

Flushy waltzed in, said "Brighton are ridic valuie @ 2.1, I have had £xxxx on".

So I went to this thread, saw your Post, (but failed to read it properly, in my haste) & just placed the straight win, & was rather pleased to get on @ 2.06. I was still bemused at the time by missing Tom's golf bet the day before, ugh.

Very pleased witn the bet, thank you.

[tikay]

There are a few "sorry's" on here, forget all that nonsense, it's all good fun.

The basketball bets, or rather the explanations & justifications, make me go dizzy just reading them, love all that lingo. ("Tonight is day two of a back to back to back")

I have no idea how they got on, too complicated to research the results, I shall just assume they all lost.

I've no idea how I am gonna reconcile the account, but I'll give it a bash, & MereKPMG can audit as he sees fit.

As for Chompy, dont really know what to say......

[tikay]

Your cricket bet looks excellent, watching South Africa now (as well as NBA), this quickie they've got is bowling like Michael Holding. Don't wanna tip for tipping's sake, some really good bets around, some great ones in this thread, just mixed in with a few duffers....

Absolutely.

[TightEnd]

Can we sin bin Chompy, please?

Introduce a card system, with days off tipping for real howlers?

And not accounting for weather risk. After all, New Zealand is so arid it will never rain....

[tikay]

Love is starting tonight, I'm still betting it tho....gl starts in 15 mins

Love not starting but 'will play', bet looks good value, 5 mins to get onnnnnn

I missed all these punts, Jeff, as I was busy working, sorry.

Hope they all won for you.

[tikay]

Can we sin bin Chompy, please?

Introduce a card system, with days off tipping for real howlers?

And not accounting for weather risk. After all, New Zealand is so arid it will never rain....

Straight reds for both of them, imo.

But Chompy can redeem himself, Cloudy Lane ftw.

[tikay]

As of Sunday morning.

We managed to reduce the running deficit by a whole £6.

Chompy has been given a talking to, but allowed to retain his Tipping Rights, simply for comedic value, & to give Nirvana & Galloway some easy half volleys.

Press on.


March Account.

Investments;

Dubai, PL Darts, Anderson 180's, £50 (unsettled)

Chompy, Cloudy Lane, Chelters, £25 (unsettled)

Bobby, Leishman, Golf (£20, lost)

Camel, Barnet relegation, (£50, unsettled)

Camel, Al Ferof, Chelters, (£50 unsettled)

Dubai, Darts Bet # 1, £50 (WON, returned £91.67)

Dubai, Darts Bet # 2, £66 (LOST)

Dubai, Darts Bet # 3, £110 (LOST)

Dubai, Darts bet # 4, £48,  (WON, returned £88)

Snowball, Cricket, £50 (lost)

Mere, RL Scorer, £50 (WON, returned £110)

Whisper, 'Boro, £25, (WON returned £48.50)

maldini, WBA, £25 (WON, returned £82.67)

Ralph, Rory Lay, £120 (lost)

Dubai, CL Goals, £75 (WON, returned £135)

Dubai, CL Result, £60 (WON, returned £129)

Mere, Cricket, SA v NZ, £50 (lost)

Chumpy, Blackpool football, £100 (lost)

Dubai, Darts, £120 (Lost)

Simon G, Chelt Top Trainer, £50 (unsettled)

Dean, San Antonio, £100 (lost)

ChipRich, Brighton, £100 (WON)

Total invested = £1,394.00
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Returns

PL Darts # 1, (Dubai) £91.67

PL Darts # 4, (Dubai) £88

RL, Scorer, (Mere), £110

M'Boro (Whisper) £48.50

WBA (maldini), £82.67

Arsenal Goals (Dubai) £135

Arsenal Result (Dubai) £129

Brighton (ChipRich), £206

Total Returns = £889.17
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March Profit/Loss = £1,394 minus £889 = £505 loss. (Includes £230 cost of unsettled bets)

5 Unsettled bets , Anderson, Cloudy Lane, Barnet, Al Ferof, Chelt Top Trainer = £230   [/i]

[Chompy]

Cloudy Lane now 7/1 best. See how shrewd I am? You could green up and everything.

[tikay]

Am on "holiday" today, planning to watch the golf on TV, but I currently have no financial interest in anything today.

When I was a lad, it was deemed most improper to wager on a Sunday, the sabbath. Think that notion may have passed now. Even those poor bookies have to work 7 days. 

[tikay]

Cloudy Lane now 7/1 best. See how shrewd I am? You could green up and everything.

What price did we get on? Please don't tell me 15/2.........

[Chompy]

Twice that price iirc.

Will be studying this year's ESC entrants tomorrow. Bet suggestion surely will follow.

[Simon Galloway]

3 coats obv not enough.

[The Camel]

Best thread ever on blondepoker imo.