Tips for Tikay

[tikay]

Silviniaco Conti 4/1 for the next ten minutes with baddies for those that can.

Thanks Ralph.

Unforch Fred is Maxed @ £2.50, which falls below our new minimum bet threshold.

[tikay]

It is highly likely to be a rick but I was still in a few minds whether to post itt. 1 said post and share. 2 said be quiet and fly under the radar. 3 said lolz, who am I kidding, all my bets lose anyway.

Morecambe v Southend

Kevan Hurst is 7/1 across the board for FGS apart from our fav Irish bookie who after one too many whiskeys has priced him up @16s with ew 1/3 for first 5 goals. Similarly he is 5/2 ish across the boards for any time scorer but 6/1 with pp.

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/league-2/morecambe-v-southend/first-goalscorer

Pros:

Morecambe conceded 5 last week.
Southend Top scorer happens to be Kevan Hurst with 11 for the season.
Hurst signed a new contract this week to stay with Southend until 2016 which should give him a boost.
Southend are in the play off places but only 2 points clear of Plymouth in eighth so the fire has truly been lit

Cons:

Southend are in poor form not winning in 9 games as is Hurst. I imagine these two things are directly related.


I have gone ew on the 16s because I am a filthy degen who would be crushed if he did so happen to score first. £25 any time goalscorer @ 6/1 is probs fine for Fred.

Any thoughts or opinions?

Looks a great price Milli, but again, Fred was Restricted to less than a fiver, so no bet for me.

[Chompy]

Always best to ring Laddoes, I can't get a bean on online but sometimes they'll take something sensible over the phone.

0808-100-1124

[tikay]

Podium as a verb seems to be accepted in some dictionaries. I learned to my horror the other day that the word literally can now be used as hyperbole (exaggerating for effect), so the Andy Townsendism of 'He is literally on fire' is now deemed acceptable practice.

I was literally gobsmacked when I saw that.

Fred requires that you use podiate.

Much better, that.

[tikay]

Always best to ring Laddoes, I can't get a bean on online but sometimes they'll take something sensible over the phone.

0808-100-1124

I just tried that telephone thing, first time since my Spreads days.

Got through, the price had reverted to 5/2.

Marv.

[redarmi]

Betbrights offer today on the Imperial Cup was a great one nd very smart because you get the punters registering on the Saturday and having to come back on the Tuesday with at least fifty quid in their accounts.  Unfortunately somebody forgot to talk to the IT guys as ten minutes before the race their site is down for "maintenance".  You really couldnt make up some of the shit that goes on in this industry......

[Mark_Porter]

Forest's injury problems are persisting and their squad is really thin now, looking at their recent results one might be forgiven for suggesting that they are doing a fair impression of a flounder.

The 3.75 Barnsley at home today on betty looks more than okay to me.

Worth backing just so Tighty gets to report on Barnsley twice tomorrow. 

BetVictor are 14/5 Palace at home to Southampton.  Now Southampton have performed very well this season, particularly early, but they have faded a touch and that price looks big to me.  Anybody know any Palace fans who could give a view?

I wouldn't be rushing to back Palace. Saints back to full strength, Lovren is the key man that's been missing recently. Ince can only make the bench for Palace which seems strange to me as I thought he has looked lively so far.

[tikay]

Feedback, please, on a few Footie bets that have been mooted.

Barnsley @ 11/4 v Forest

Palace @ 14/5 v Southampton

Stranraer @ 13/10 v Ayr.

Sandro to be Carded by the yellowcardiest ref @ 15/8.

All 3pm Kick Offs except Sandro, I assume.

Need feedback soonest please, as I'm prone to suffer from torpidity around mid-afternoon on Saturdays.

Thanks.

[tikay]

Betbrights offer today on the Imperial Cup was a great one nd very smart because you get the punters registering on the Saturday and having to come back on the Tuesday with at least fifty quid in their accounts.  Unfortunately somebody forgot to talk to the IT guys as ten minutes before the race their site is down for "maintenance".  You really couldnt make up some of the shit that goes on in this industry......

On a Saturday afternoon!

To be fair, "maintenance" is Online Bookie-speak for a site crash.

Good luck them on Grand National Day.

[tikay]

Forest's injury problems are persisting and their squad is really thin now, looking at their recent results one might be forgiven for suggesting that they are doing a fair impression of a flounder.

The 3.75 Barnsley at home today on betty looks more than okay to me.

Worth backing just so Tighty gets to report on Barnsley twice tomorrow. 

BetVictor are 14/5 Palace at home to Southampton.  Now Southampton have performed very well this season, particularly early, but they have faded a touch and that price looks big to me.  Anybody know any Palace fans who could give a view?

I wouldn't be rushing to back Palace. Saints back to full strength, Lovren is the key man that's been missing recently. Ince can only make the bench for Palace which seems strange to me as I thought he has looked lively so far.

Ince, it seems to me, is a very unlikely for for Palace, or even Pulis, who I would doubt likes players with inflated ego's.

[mondatoo]

Betbrights offer today on the Imperial Cup was a great one nd very smart because you get the punters registering on the Saturday and having to come back on the Tuesday with at least fifty quid in their accounts.  Unfortunately somebody forgot to talk to the IT guys as ten minutes before the race their site is down for "maintenance".  You really couldnt make up some of the shit that goes on in this industry......

Panickly checks race is 3:15 not 2:15

Point still stands obv, zzzzzzz f5 f5 f5 f5

[redarmi]

Yeah I just realised this too......point stands though.....surely if you are going to have a great offer the first thing you do is ensure the site can take the customers you expect to get.

[mondatoo]

Punters all over the country shouting at there PCs "a fukn knew it was too good to be true, bastards!"

[Omm]

Simon Claisse on C4 just now, and saying that it's highly unlikely there will be any watering done before the start of racing.

Great sweat over the next couple days

http://www.turftrax.co.uk/going_maps.html

https://touch.betfair.com/?rfr=63#/market_1_112797313&mpch=ads

Looks like it's going to be very close. Instead of a rain dance we need a Chompy dance.

[OverTheBorder]

Feedback, please, on a few Footie bets that have been mooted.

Barnsley @ 11/4 v Forest

Palace @ 14/5 v Southampton

Stranraer @ 13/10 v Ayr.

Sandro to be Carded by the yellowcardiest ref @ 15/8.

All 3pm Kick Offs except Sandro, I assume.

Need feedback soonest please, as I'm prone to suffer from torpidity around mid-afternoon on Saturdays.

Thanks.

I have backed Palace so probably best avoided, think I have single handedly relegated Morton by backing them for 10 weeks!